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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/26 12:21:47
Subject: Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Title says it all, really. For me, I tried to get a Razorback to tank shock a mob of 'stealers, and it failed. The 'stealers did one of the three possible actions listed below.
1) Moved out of the way to one side
2) Parted to let the Razorback get through
3) Carried the Razorback over them.
What about you?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/26 12:56:11
Subject: Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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This past Friday, actually. By some miracle I had a Rhino still alive turn 4 and a Dreadknight right in front of me. The passengers had already departed (and died, I think, they were Possessed) so I said, why not, Tank Shock the Dreadknight! However, in order to go straight I had to cross a corner of difficult terrain....and promptly fail my immobilize check.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/26 13:50:13
Subject: Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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My vindicators have very loosely bolted on cannons. Their cannons are always being shot off!
A favourite moment was tankshocking a multimelta attack bike off the table.
Another was spending an entire game ramming/blocking up a Land Raider and reducing it to a single hull point (while only loosing one myself!).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/26 13:57:29
Subject: Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I once had a chimera attempt to tank shock a boys squad off an important objective (maelstrom). The nob death or gloried and exploded the Chimera with his klaw. On the bright side I managed to blow up half the squad with the resulting explosion
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/26 14:39:57
Subject: Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Tried to... 3 turns in a row. It kept on immobilizing in terrain and kept being repaired... Needless to say, it did nothing the entire game.
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Poor ignorant guardsmen, it be but one of many of the great miracles of the Emperor! The Emperor is magic, like Harry Potter, but more magic! A most real and true SPACE WIZARD! And for the last time... I'm not a space plumber.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/26 16:10:52
Subject: Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Confessor Of Sins
WA, USA
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It was unlucky for my opponent.
Immolator tank shocks Czeras and a unit of 20 Necron Warriors (previous codex), blows his leadership and the huge unit scoots off the board with warlord in tow.
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Ouze wrote:
Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/26 22:58:48
Subject: Re:Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Douglas Bader
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Unlucky for my opponent: Cato Sicarius attempts a death or glory attack against my Hades drill. Poor Sicarius fails to penetrate AV 11 and goes into the wood chipper. One of the greatest heroes of the Imperium, sprayed across the battlefield by a bunch of guardsmen with some construction equipment.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/26 23:59:15
Subject: Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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nareik wrote:My vindicators have very loosely bolted on cannons. Their cannons are always being shot off!
A favourite moment was tankshocking a multimelta attack bike off the table.
Another was spending an entire game ramming/blocking up a Land Raider and reducing it to a single hull point (while only loosing one myself!).
Haha that is hilarious would love to see that epic landraider battle.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/27 00:05:03
Subject: Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Playing a custom mission. Both players (to start) controlled 1 objective each. Whilst controlling an objective, you had control over a couple of beefed up cultists. My opponent decided that if he couldn't control his cultists, I shouldn't be allowed to either (at the time they were under no control and reverted to treating both armies as enemies).
Tank Shocks the first one. The cultist leaps up in a craze rips off the Storm Bolter, losing his balance and falling down, in front of the Rhino and on top of the second cultist, resulting in them both getting squished.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/27 00:10:15
Subject: Re:Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Peregrine wrote:Unlucky for my opponent: Cato Sicarius attempts a death or glory attack against my Hades drill. Poor Sicarius fails to penetrate AV 11 and goes into the wood chipper. One of the greatest heroes of the Imperium, sprayed across the battlefield by a bunch of guardsmen with some construction equipment.
This has made my evening, have a glorious ultrasmurf and blood hued exalt
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/27 04:02:29
Subject: Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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I was on the receiving end of a tank shock. Ork trukk tank shocks my daemon prince. I do the math and decide my odds were pretty good. It had no weapons left. So I death or glory. The chaos gods were looking the other way or something. The trukk goes over a slight speed bump and my friend laughs at the best point investment in his army.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/10/27 06:18:42
Subject: Unluckiest tank shocks?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Demic25 wrote:nareik wrote:My vindicators have very loosely bolted on cannons. Their cannons are always being shot off!
A favourite moment was tankshocking a multimelta attack bike off the table.
Another was spending an entire game ramming/blocking up a Land Raider and reducing it to a single hull point (while only loosing one myself!).
Haha that is hilarious would love to see that epic landraider battle.
It was pretty anticlimactic because as I recall a mutilator crept up behind the immobilised land raider and punched it out with his chainfists, making the vindicator's valiant ramming a little redundant. Oh, I remembered another thing; I had a bunch of cultists blocking the sides and rear of the land raider for a few turns so between the vindicator and cultists the payload of the land raider was unable to disembark :p.
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