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Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Here's a rough summery of what's going on at the moment. Space Bugs are trying to nom every army present (and they've beaten the tar out of several of them). El Lord General has called a council to get all the Imperial Factions to just get along for once. Oh, and romance is blooming over on the Eldar side of things, just ask TS


On the Eldar side?

Fam, we got love everywhere.

A Commisar and a Captain of the Guard (Female knight badass who kind of went soft now that shes preggers)

A Judge (Bastard child of a Space Marine Captain and Chaplain) and a priestess. Mostly a communal thing, no physicalities.

An Inquisitor and her Wyches (Not going to explain it farther than this. 2 NSFW, 4 me)

An Autarch and a Farseer

The list continues


Don,t worry, I was going to have her mess up some of the guard who are kinda loyal to pavus who interrupt her baby naming momment then relax in the observatory (still got badass in her). Next chunk when I can write properly

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

My delegation will be

Tempestor Prime Gallus Tauron, with plasma pistol, powerfist w/ command squad, all equpped with either plasma guns or melta guns

Tempestor Secundus Riley Enoch, he's got a customized hellgun with a grenade launcher and a power knife, he's got his own command squad, once again, all equipped with either plasma guns or melta guns.

Yes, I trust my allies, why do you ask?

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Oh yeah, did you get a name for her by the way? **fingers crossed as for my choice**


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

My delegation is Inquisitor Raela and... um... thats it?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

I'd say bring the Lictor, only good things can come out of that.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Bobthehero wrote:
I'd say bring the Lictor, only good things can come out of that.


You mean the one in comatose?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
... I feel like there's a lot of repression being worked out in this story line.

But no, that's sweet.


Hi, I am the New Order. Would you like to be assimilated?
That whooshing is the sound of me entirely missing the reference.

I may have to tone down our Lord Captain as he usually flirts with officials and maintains it's for the benefit of finding a suitable heir.



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





I'm not sure how many Imperial personnel would be content with an actual Lictor on their ship, regardless of domestication.


They/them

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Oh yeah, did you get a name for her by the way? **fingers crossed as for my choice**


Un sure, but siding wit one name

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in ca
Rapacious Razorwing




The Black Craftworld

Submitted army idea and fluff to go with it. Hopefully it flies...
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
I'm not sure how many Imperial personnel would be content with an actual Lictor on their ship, regardless of domestication.


It might not last my templers lol

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 shatter_brained wrote:
Submitted army idea and fluff to go with it. Hopefully it flies...


Where?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Bobthehero wrote:
I'd say bring the Lictor, only good things can come out of that.


You mean the one in comatose?


Yeah, that precise one

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Bobthehero wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Bobthehero wrote:
I'd say bring the Lictor, only good things can come out of that.


You mean the one in comatose?


Yeah, that precise one


As smudge said, no imperial, bar the radical New Order, wants him on the ship. Probably because I didn't neuter him...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
... I feel like there's a lot of repression being worked out in this story line.

But no, that's sweet.


Hi, I am the New Order. Would you like to be assimilated?
That whooshing is the sound of me entirely missing the reference.

I may have to tone down our Lord Captain as he usually flirts with officials and maintains it's for the benefit of finding a suitable heir.



Go ahead and bring him as is. It will make for hilarious conversation

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 War Kitten wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
... I feel like there's a lot of repression being worked out in this story line.

But no, that's sweet.


Hi, I am the New Order. Would you like to be assimilated?
That whooshing is the sound of me entirely missing the reference.

I may have to tone down our Lord Captain as he usually flirts with officials and maintains it's for the benefit of finding a suitable heir.



Go ahead and bring him as is. It will make for hilarious conversation


This will be funny, we have the most random mix.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Honestly, I think every Imperial army needs to send a delegate and we should all have a discussion with each player putting out what their character's got out of it

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

We'll just have to wait and see what Smudge does.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

I was making a joke. the Crusade would probably implode from that event alone.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Bobthehero wrote:
I was making a joke. the Crusade would probably implode from that event alone.


You would be like, "See dem New Order folks sitting over there? They be heretics"

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in ca
Rapacious Razorwing




The Black Craftworld

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 shatter_brained wrote:
Submitted army idea and fluff to go with it. Hopefully it flies...


Where?


PM'd Smudge. It's an odd piece of work that would be hated by al
l in the universe... even the Tau. Haha.

Just a rogue Eldar element destined to be a wild card, 'tis all.
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Corsairs?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Inquisitors?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Hierarch





I was away for this and TOTALLY FETHING CALLED IT. Can I get a more complete idea of my losses?

 Tamereth wrote:

We'll take your Magnus leak and raise you plastic sisters, take that internet.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I like how the Imperial side is holding a delegation while some of the Xenos/Chaos is holding their own.
I have a feeling that there is going to be a titanic war. Which will be interesting to say the least....

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Got the Eldar POV of the Eldar attack up. Lilliana was reminiscing about the good times she had with her ex and then the stupid Hybrids showed up. And the Imperials were just jealous of the council the Evil side was going to hold so they're imitating us.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I find this slightly reminiscent of the Winter Assault campaign, with the forces of Order versus Disorder. Of course, this isn't as obvious that backstabbing will happen, and Order is Imperials only as of now.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Who knows? My Eldar could make an appearance at the council meeting and be all cryptic... the more I think about that the more I want to make it happen.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
Who knows? My Eldar could make an appearance at the council meeting and be all cryptic... the more I think about that the more I want to make it happen.


Y'know, having to use my Inquisitor as a shield to prevent people from pulling out weapons

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I'm just saying, if it's a good guys council my Eldar might want to be there. I'll ask Smudge about it, I probably have the one "good" Xeno faction in this Crusade

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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