Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)

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**jhe90**

Petra is married, and pregnant

*dons even more hipster glass,s made of hipster glass,s*

**Tactical_Spam**

jhe90 wrote:
Petra is married, and pregnant

*dons even more hipster glass,s made of hipster glass,s*

Are we really coming to this?

**jhe90**

Joke, joke good sir.

**Tactical_Spam**

jhe90 wrote:
Joke, joke good sir.

We take our relationships seriously in the Couple's Crusade

**Kharne the Befriender**

Enjoy your gifts everyone

**chazz huggins**

So I was possessed by a demon to write this little piece based on the night before christmas totally non-cannon to the crusade if that wasn't obvious enough. Tried to drop as many names as I could fit.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the crusade
Not a soldier was fighting not even the blockade.
Traitors were hung from the ramparts with care
In hopes to slay Lord Archarus’s army most fair.
Acting Captain Aurelius was nestled in bed
Dreaming of taking that sorcerer’s head.
And Petra in her Armor and I in my Commissar’s cap
Had just settled our brains for warp travel nap.
When on out my window there came such a noise
I awoke to see a horde of ork Boyz
But the ork who led them a brute named Nox
Rode a red bike loaded with Presents, dakka, and a box.
The ork came at me with fury, he came in a flash.
When he came near I expected a lash.
But the beast halted and handed me a Box wrapped tenderly with care
Refuse it I couldn’t as I would not dare
The mek shouted with a holler
“Merry Christmas ya git now I got a new caller.”
The ork shouted to his ladz
“On Blitza, On Rokker, On Splitzer and Dokker. On Gadnuk On BadToof, on Ladbuk and Da Doof!”
And off they were to deliver more gifts to those who were dead killy fighters
Like Karak and Julius, and all those Eldar Blighters
With the crack of the whip and the shot of the pistol
The ork gave one final whistle
“Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good night.”

**Tactical_Spam**

chazz huggins wrote:
So I was possessed by a demon to write this little piece based on the night before christmas totally non-cannon to the crusade if that wasn't obvious enough. Tried to drop as many names as I could fit.

Twas the night before Christmas and all the crusade
Not a soldier was fighting not even the blockade.
Traitors were hung from the ramparts with care
In hopes to slay Lord Archarus’s army most fair.
Acting Captain Aurelius was nestled in bed
Dreaming of taking that sorcerer’s head.
And Petra in her Armor and I in my Commissar’s cap
Had just settled our brains for warp travel nap.
When on out my window there came such a noise
I awoke to see a horde of ork Boyz
But the ork who led them a brute named Nox
Rode a red bike loaded with Presents, dakka, and a box.
The ork came at me with fury, he came in a flash.
When he came near I expected a lash.
But the beast halted and handed me a Box wrapped tenderly with care
Refuse it I couldn’t as I would not dare
The mek shouted with a holler
“Merry Christmas ya git now I got a new caller.”
The ork shouted to his ladz
“On Blitza, On Rokker, On Splitzer and Dokker. On Gadnuk On BadToof, on Ladbuk and Da Doof!”
And off they were to deliver more gifts to those who were dead killy fighters
Like Karak and Julius, and all those Eldar Blighters
With the crack of the whip and the shot of the pistol
The ork gave one final whistle
“Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good night.”

I think you meant Emperor's day

**chazz huggins**

Tactical_Spam wrote:
chazz huggins wrote:
So I was possessed by a demon to write this little piece based on the night before christmas totally non-cannon to the crusade if that wasn't obvious enough. Tried to drop as many names as I could fit.

Twas the night before Christmas and all the crusade
Not a soldier was fighting not even the blockade.
Traitors were hung from the ramparts with care
In hopes to slay Lord Archarus’s army most fair.
Acting Captain Aurelius was nestled in bed
Dreaming of taking that sorcerer’s head.
And Petra in her Armor and I in my Commissar’s cap
Had just settled our brains for warp travel nap.
When on out my window there came such a noise
I awoke to see a horde of ork Boyz
But the ork who led them a brute named Nox
Rode a red bike loaded with Presents, dakka, and a box.
The ork came at me with fury, he came in a flash.
When he came near I expected a lash.
But the beast halted and handed me a Box wrapped tenderly with care
Refuse it I couldn’t as I would not dare
The mek shouted with a holler
“Merry Christmas ya git now I got a new caller.”
The ork shouted to his ladz
“On Blitza, On Rokker, On Splitzer and Dokker. On Gadnuk On BadToof, on Ladbuk and Da Doof!”
And off they were to deliver more gifts to those who were dead killy fighters
Like Karak and Julius, and all those Eldar Blighters
With the crack of the whip and the shot of the pistol
The ork gave one final whistle
“Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good night.”

I think you meant Emperor's day

Heretic everyday is Emperor's day.

**Tactical_Spam**

What? What does that mean?

**Sgt_Smudge**

**slow clap**
I... I have no words.
*slow clapping continues**

**Ezra Tyrius**

Fantastic work, chazz! Now we just need a big Christmas dinner with all of our characters for continuity's sake

**Tactical_Spam**

Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Fantastic work, chazz! Now we just need a big Christmas dinner with all of our characters for continuity's sake

What do you call the Delegation?

**Ezra Tyrius**

Well, most of the Xenos/Chaos characters aren't invited, so that doesn't really count

**Tactical_Spam**

Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Well, most of the Xenos/Chaos characters aren't invited, so that doesn't really count

Or are they?

**chazz huggins**

Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Well, most of the Xenos/Chaos characters aren't invited, so that doesn't really count

We need to have our own meeting with no goody goody loyalist aloud it's just be chaos orks and necrons. And maybe some Dark Eldar. Yeah we will be the League Of Super Evil. L.O.S.E none can beat us losers. Mwahaha. Actually that stated off more as a joke, but how cool would it be to be the Legion of Doom meeting in a secret underground swamp base to discuss how we can stop those pesky good guys.

**Tactical_Spam**

chazz huggins wrote:
Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Well, most of the Xenos/Chaos characters aren't invited, so that doesn't really count

We need to have our own meeting with no goody goody loyalist aloud it's just be chaos orks and necrons. And maybe some Dark Eldar. Yeah we will be the League Of Super Evil. L.O.S.E none can beat us losers. Mwahaha. Actually that stated off more as a joke, but how cool would it be to be the Legion of Doom meeting in a secret underground swamp base to discuss how we can stop those pesky good guys.

If you guys have a villian league, this crusade is officially Noblebright

**Ezra Tyrius**

The last post I made in the main thread detailed the gruesome end of about half my entire ARMY, who died by getting nommed by a horde of vicious Xenos hellbent on killing EVERYTHING IN THIS SYSTEM, rather than getting some heroic death on the battlefield.

But sure, that's Noblebright I suppose, as they're supposed to be the bad guys

**Tactical_Spam**

Or are they the Bad Guys?

**Buttery Commissar**

Hey guys, I'm hopefully going to have some free time to jump in soon.

Been writing my short intro today, but a lot of distractions.

I have a question: As my force us relatively tiny, I was going to have them find wreckage/salvage or a fleeing survivor (minor) from the conflict and use that as an "in".
Anyone got a suggestion as to what we might find? I don't want to insult any particular faction.

**War Kitten**

You can find one of the escape pods from one of the escort vessels I lost from my fleet...

**2BlackJack1**

Or my Histans. The hybrids tore some of my ships to shreds, and there's bound to be wreckage galore from that.

**War Kitten**

Got up a little blurb detailing some of the Necron ambush of my vessels. Is it Kharne? Or is it NPC Necrons? Only Smudge knows!

**Buttery Commissar**

Ooh, it's like scavenger-Christmas!

Basically looking for something or someone of identifiable origin that would give a lead-in. Despite insisting it's for profit, our captain does have an interest in doing the right thing.

**War Kitten**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
Ooh, it's like scavenger-Christmas!
Basically looking for something or someone of identifiable origin that would give a lead-in. Despite insisting it's for profit, our captain does have an interest in doing the right thing.

Yep, both me and 2BJ1 have suffered losses in our fleets lately (along with Ezra's Remnants), so you could find some of them mayhaps?

**2BlackJack1**

Well, if you go with my Histans, you could fine some ammunition stores, or maybe some survivors from the Knife of Hista. Histans are low on men and guns, so either would be valuable. Of course, no one would be happy about buying their own stuff back...

**jhe90**

You want scrap metal ships?

I have a blown up strike cruiser with two burnt ork hulks embedded in its hull.

It's pretty broken though.

**Kharne the Befriender**

chazz huggins wrote:
Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Well, most of the Xenos/Chaos characters aren't invited, so that doesn't really count

We need to have our own meeting with no goody goody loyalist aloud it's just be chaos orks and necrons. And maybe some Dark Eldar. Yeah we will be the League Of Super Evil. L.O.S.E none can beat us losers. Mwahaha. Actually that stated off more as a joke, but how cool would it be to be the Legion of Doom meeting in a secret underground swamp base to discuss how we can stop those pesky good guys.

It is called the Coalition Against Kageros' Enemies, other wise known as CAKE

**Tactical_Spam**

jhe90 wrote:
You want scrap metal ships?

I have a blown up strike cruiser with two burnt ork hulks embedded in its hull.

It's pretty broken though.

Almost as broken as this Crusade

**Kharne the Befriender**

Tactical_Spam wrote:
jhe90 wrote:
You want scrap metal ships?

I have a blown up strike cruiser with two burnt ork hulks embedded in its hull.

It's pretty broken though.

Almost as broken as this Crusade

Your not wrong

**Buttery Commissar**

2BlackJack1 wrote:
Well, if you go with my Histans, you could fine some ammunition stores, or maybe some survivors from the Knife of Hista. Histans are low on men and guns, so either would be valuable. Of course, no one would be happy about buying their own stuff back...

~~Assuming he's not out to sell the survivors to the highest bidder.~~
Our captain is occasionally a terrible businessman when it comes to doing the right thing. You may occasionally find he owes you money in such cases.
I think he views it as a karmic balance from fleecing so many larger corporations and shady family houses.