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If only we still had the Deathwatch, we could use more of that hand portable Exterminatus business.

Or maybe need, at the end of this, we'll be out of planets to secure if we keep on Exterminatusing them.

And now that I am told that Julla is more of a wasteland than forest, I might send my men back at it, collecting intelligence and stuff like that seems like its right in their alley

 Bobthehero wrote:
If only we still had the Deathwatch, we could use more of that hand portable Exterminatus business.

Or maybe need, at the end of this, we'll be out of planets to secure if we keep on Exterminatusing them.

And now that I am told that Julla is more of a wasteland than forest, I might send my men back at it, collecting intelligence and stuff like that seems like its right in their alley

Who needs Deathwatch when you have the New Order?

People who actually take ''Hate the Xeno, kill the Xeno'' at heart?

hate the xeno! Kill the XENO! Purge everything theyve touched!

 Bobthehero wrote:
People who actually take ''Hate the Xeno, kill the Xeno'' at heart?

First time I introduced the Hassassins.

The Hassassins knew all Xenos well. Picked from the Elite of the Elite, Hassassins were trained to despise every Xenos life form, they were taught to kill every Xenos life form, but most importantly, they were taught to emulate every Xenos life form. A killer is only as good as he knows his prey and that is what the Hassassins live to do: know their prey.

You don't look normal... - Assigned to Buttery Commissar
Some of the civilians on Trisburgh being recruited into the local guard regiments are not quite typical characters. In fact, you actually caught one with a tail! You can choose to pursue this manner covertly, or confront the recruitment governors about it.

I'm not even surprised that I'm on ass-inspection duty after how this topic has been going.

But yea, I'll drop off Blackjack's kids from playgroup and get on that.

Out of curiosity, did you have anything in mind as far as to why they have physical deformities, or is that open to interpretation? Im not super well versed in the chaos/xenos side of fluff, so I don't want to hurf durf on this.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

You don't look normal... - Assigned to Buttery Commissar
Some of the civilians on Trisburgh being recruited into the local guard regiments are not quite typical characters. In fact, you actually caught one with a tail! You can choose to pursue this manner covertly, or confront the recruitment governors about it.

I'm not even surprised that I'm on ass-inspection duty after how this topic has been going.

But yea, I'll drop off Blackjack's kids from playgroup and get on that.

Out of curiosity, did you have anything in mind as far as to why they have physical deformities, or is that open to interpretation? Im not super well versed in the chaos/xenos side of fluff, so I don't want to hurf durf on this.

Look up genestealers

Do they have tails? I thought they kind of looked like chemo patients in onsies.

I think I forgot to mention my plan when I PM'd Smudge the missions I wanted to take. Oops.

Could be some Genestealers, could be Chaos mutations, could be Abhumans.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Do they have tails? I thought they kind of looked like chemo patients in onsies.

They are hybrids...

 Bobthehero wrote:
Could be some Genestealers, could be Chaos mutations, could be Abhumans.

I was possibly thinking too much 2000AD/Dredd where tails/deformities would definitely be muties.

So if I understand (which I likely don't), once I stop farting around doing fluff, I head over, propose to do a thing, give a number and then sgt_smudge says how badly I failed at doing the thing, and I respond? I don't just write the thing end to end as resolved?
Not complaining, just genuinely unsure. Now the topic has branched slightly, it's a little harder to follow and interpret.

You pm Smudge a number, he rolls it, the closest your number, the better, Smudge then pm you back 2-3 sentences to give you a broad picture of what happened/how it went, you fill in the blanks.

Yep. Smudge gives us the chance to write about the incident how we want. He just tells us if we did good/bad and maybe some of the consequences of our actions, he leaves the meaty bit to us.

Sure thing.

Btw, any thoughts on what I'm porting about in the scout vessel? Apart from pissing off my own crew, I'm not sure what to put in there. it wouldn't be anything heretical, but it could be sanctioned Xenos, inquisition or all in between.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Sure thing.

Btw, any thoughts on what I'm porting about in the scout vessel? Apart from pissing off my own crew, I'm not sure what to put in there. it wouldn't be anything heretical, but it could be sanctioned Xenos, inquisition or all in between.

I have sanctioned Xenos. Everybody hates them

Well I was thinking whatever was in there likes staying hidden and out of the action, so unless Fairfax's hand is forced, they're not going to reveal themselves. It should be something controversial without being silly, but I'm unsure what. Inquisition are less rare than usual in this campaign so there's little shock value there, unless I pick a strange branch.

Where the list of all players with their factions/is it possible to have said list on the OP?

Edit: I need to send a gift to an Inquisitor

I'll be taking "Assaulting the hybrids: Julla" then, assuming TS doesn't call exterminatus before I get there.

So Gadnuk is going to try to pull a heist on that frosteel

Ok, so chazz can I ask what was the cadets name, I forgot :(

He has a date to attend.

Cadet Commissar Jethro Alenko

 chazz huggins wrote:
Cadet Commissar Jethro Alenko

Thanks, he now has a date, because

 jhe90 wrote:

 chazz huggins wrote:
Cadet Commissar Jethro Alenko

Thanks, he now has a date, because

Couldn't help yourself now, could you?

It's more and more enticing an idea to make my entire crew fans of musical theatre, just to halt the cycle of Crusade of Dating.
Admittedly it's too late for the Lord Captain.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
It's more and more enticing an idea to make my entire crew fans of musical theatre, just to halt the cycle of Crusade of Dating.
Admittedly it's too late for the Lord Captain.

Couple's Crusade?

Rolled 2 minor failures, fethin' Orks.

Big fail i lost recon teams and there heads are outside my outposts lol

But a new potential couple!

 jhe90 wrote:
Big fail i lost recon teams and there heads are outside my outposts lol

But a new potential couple!

Dont do it, mate.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 jhe90 wrote:
Big fail i lost recon teams and there heads are outside my outposts lol

But a new potential couple!

Dont do it, mate.

Or what?
Plus only a sub character. Not main :-)