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 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Kharne... You are the Necron equivelent of a flee market.

I think we found Kharne's new sig.

That depends, Kharne. How easily is it to pawn off that necrodermis? Would it even he worth lugging around, since it would likely cause a lot of attention to come my way. Unwanted attention. Sort of like winning a lottery, and then you meet all the aunts, uncles, and cousins of yours that meant to visit in the longest time, but finally got around to it. After you suddenly are worth some odd million dollars. Except these family members will kill you and take the lottery without thinking about it.

Also, they probably won't want necrodermis armor, since it's more than likely rather heavy, and restricts their movements.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Would the AdMech be interested in some Scarabs?

You'd have to ask them.
They'd be less keen on anything that moves under its own steam, I'll grant you that.

And as TS said, it would also depend on map (and situation). The later and more desperate the situation, the more interested they'd be in less conventional tech.

The intelligent way to do it would be to hide who you are, though.

Perhaps we offer you some of our shiny orbs?

TS, how did you get the thing in your sig to not be a quote?

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Would the AdMech be interested in some Scarabs?

You'd have to ask them.
They'd be less keen on anything that moves under its own steam, I'll grant you that.

And as TS said, it would also depend on map (and situation). The later and more desperate the situation, the more interested they'd be in less conventional tech.

The intelligent way to do it would be to hide who you are, though.

I can do that, perhaps I offer some simple Gauss Flayers?

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Perhaps we offer you some of our shiny orbs?

TS, how did you get the thing in your sig to not be a quote?

Remove the Quote boxes and add the format for User around my screen name.

I'm starting to think Kharne is more the Necron equivalent of Oprah Winfrey than anything else.

AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB! YOU ALL GET A SCARAB!

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm starting to think Kharne is more the Necron equivalent of Oprah Winfrey than anything else.

AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB! YOU ALL GET A SCARAB!

That's actually the first time I've given anyone a Scarab

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm starting to think Kharne is more the Necron equivalent of Oprah Winfrey than anything else.

AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB! YOU ALL GET A SCARAB!

Never have I before felt so culturally confused. Say what, now?

I was in the middle of writing the conclusion to my deployment on Jul la, but I had to go to work, expect it later tonight

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm starting to think Kharne is more the Necron equivalent of Oprah Winfrey than anything else.

AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB! YOU ALL GET A SCARAB!

Never have I before felt so culturally confused. Say what, now?

Oprah Winfrey is a philanthropist who is known for giving things away like its her job.

 Bobthehero wrote:
I was in the middle of writing the conclusion to my deployment on Jul la, but I had to go to work, expect it later tonight

Looking forward to it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm starting to think Kharne is more the Necron equivalent of Oprah Winfrey than anything else.

AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB! YOU ALL GET A SCARAB!

Never have I before felt so culturally confused. Say what, now?

Oprah Winfrey is a philanthropist who is known for giving things away like its her job.

Isn't it her job? She hasn't done anything else useful.

Does anyone know of a good proxy for Tzeentch daemons? I.e. Horrors, Flamers, Screamers?

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
I'm starting to think Kharne is more the Necron equivalent of Oprah Winfrey than anything else.

AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB, AND YOU GET A SCARAB! YOU ALL GET A SCARAB!

Never have I before felt so culturally confused. Say what, now?

Oprah Winfrey is a philanthropist who is known for giving things away like its her job.

Isn't it her job? She hasn't done anything else useful.

Does anyone know of a good proxy for Tzeentch daemons? I.e. Horrors, Flamers, Screamers?

Hit that question up in the P and M. They'll eat that up.

K

So one of my Knights is going to honor duel one of TS's Knights. Anyone want to have someone from their faction in the audience? Both me and TS are doing write-ups for it when the time comes.

 War Kitten wrote:
So one of my Knights is going to honor duel one of TS's Knights. Anyone want to have someone from their faction in the audience? Both me and TS are doing write-ups for it when the time comes.

(If you want) Have Grulahk sitting on a hill somewhere wearing a cloak and sipping on some [Necron Beer Equivalent]

Sure. Female Admech leader named Liza would come watch, with some servo skulls for recording purposes.

Any deployed Sovereign troops would probably be attending in a small group and running a betting pool.

Kroot might be placing some bets, then attempting to sabotage the duel so they can win their bets.

The main reason why I asked was so that all the Imperial Commanders could be in one place (for a little while). It'll give us all some chances for our leaders to size up the others and maybe make alliances (and yes, the Kroot would be allowed)

There won't be betting, not openly anyway. This is an honour duel, not some slumdog, back alley gang fight.

Then yes, a small dispatch of the Kroot will come to watch. Don't worry, it'll be the more civilized group of them, and of course the Shaper. I still need to come up with names, but I do have some character ideas/personalities and back story for some of the Kroot.

 War Kitten wrote:
The main reason why I asked was so that all the Imperial Commanders could be in one place (for a little while). It'll give us all some chances for our leaders to size up the others and maybe make alliances (and yes, the Kroot would be allowed)

Speaking of force sizes, would 3 Tac squads, 3 Termie squads, a Lord, 3 Assault Rams, 3 Fire Raptors, and a Thunderhawk be to much? If not, would anyone mind if I switched out the Thunderhak for a Sokar Pattern Stormbird and an additional 2 Tac squads?

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
The main reason why I asked was so that all the Imperial Commanders could be in one place (for a little while). It'll give us all some chances for our leaders to size up the others and maybe make alliances (and yes, the Kroot would be allowed)

Speaking of force sizes, would 3 Tac squads, 3 Termie squads, a Lord, 3 Assault Rams, 3 Fire Raptors, and a Thunderhawk be to much? If not, would anyone mind if I switched out the Thunderhak for a Sokar Pattern Stormbird and an additional 2 Tac squads?

Where on Terra did you acquire all of those resources, especially the Stormbird.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
The main reason why I asked was so that all the Imperial Commanders could be in one place (for a little while). It'll give us all some chances for our leaders to size up the others and maybe make alliances (and yes, the Kroot would be allowed)

Speaking of force sizes, would 3 Tac squads, 3 Termie squads, a Lord, 3 Assault Rams, 3 Fire Raptors, and a Thunderhawk be to much? If not, would anyone mind if I switched out the Thunderhak for a Sokar Pattern Stormbird and an additional 2 Tac squads?

Where on Terra did you acquire all of those resources, especially the Stormbird.

That's not important...

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
There won't be betting, not openly anyway. This is an honour duel, not some slumdog, back alley gang fight.

I didn't say they'd share.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
The main reason why I asked was so that all the Imperial Commanders could be in one place (for a little while). It'll give us all some chances for our leaders to size up the others and maybe make alliances (and yes, the Kroot would be allowed)

Speaking of force sizes, would 3 Tac squads, 3 Termie squads, a Lord, 3 Assault Rams, 3 Fire Raptors, and a Thunderhawk be to much? If not, would anyone mind if I switched out the Thunderhak for a Sokar Pattern Stormbird and an additional 2 Tac squads?

Where on Terra did you acquire all of those resources, especially the Stormbird.

Some Chapters have pretty extensive armories.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
The main reason why I asked was so that all the Imperial Commanders could be in one place (for a little while). It'll give us all some chances for our leaders to size up the others and maybe make alliances (and yes, the Kroot would be allowed)

Speaking of force sizes, would 3 Tac squads, 3 Termie squads, a Lord, 3 Assault Rams, 3 Fire Raptors, and a Thunderhawk be to much? If not, would anyone mind if I switched out the Thunderhak for a Sokar Pattern Stormbird and an additional 2 Tac squads?

Where on Terra did you acquire all of those resources, especially the Stormbird.

I'm going to make you a tinfoil and card badge that says "Fluff Police: Head of Party Pooper & Pedancy dept", I swear to god.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
The main reason why I asked was so that all the Imperial Commanders could be in one place (for a little while). It'll give us all some chances for our leaders to size up the others and maybe make alliances (and yes, the Kroot would be allowed)

Speaking of force sizes, would 3 Tac squads, 3 Termie squads, a Lord, 3 Assault Rams, 3 Fire Raptors, and a Thunderhawk be to much? If not, would anyone mind if I switched out the Thunderhak for a Sokar Pattern Stormbird and an additional 2 Tac squads?

Where on Terra did you acquire all of those resources, especially the Stormbird.

That's not important...

Its a little important when you have that many "relics" and you aren't a first founding chapter.