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Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
So what did I get?


That is for you to share, not me.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Most of the names I come up with for my Kroot are cambodian/khmer. So Ta'lok is grandfather (ta) and one of respectable authority/monks (lok).

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Does anyone remember the scale Smudge used? It would be nice to have...


I think if it's within 5 its a Major Victory

within 10 a Victory

within 15 Minor Victory

within 20 Draw

within 25 Minor Defeat

within 30 Defeat

within 35 Major Defeat

I don't know, I could be wrong, what did i roll?


I am going to take that and edit it slightly.

Major Victory: Within 5
Victory: Within 15
Minor Victory: within 25
Stalemate: Within 35
Minor Defeat: Within 45
Defeat: within 55
Major defeat: everything else.
Thats hideous.


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Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Does anyone remember the scale Smudge used? It would be nice to have...


I think if it's within 5 its a Major Victory

within 10 a Victory

within 15 Minor Victory

within 20 Draw

within 25 Minor Defeat

within 30 Defeat

within 35 Major Defeat

I don't know, I could be wrong, what did i roll?


I am going to take that and edit it slightly.

Major Victory: Within 5
Victory: Within 15
Minor Victory: within 25
Stalemate: Within 35
Minor Defeat: Within 45
Defeat: within 55
Major defeat: everything else.
Thats hideous.


How is that hideous? That's the closest I could remember to Smudge's...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Most of my Knight names are just names of people I know, or names I made up on the spot. My CSM names I'm going to go fo a more Dwarven feel (for example my Lord is Harkan Ironfist)

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Damn, rolled a defeat.

So I get to watch for a minute untill the IK go, "wtf is that on the ridge?" "idk shoot it" "Ok"

Then I run away with jazz hands


I'm basing my Renegade chapter off of the Greek Pantheon, When I do a 1K sons army I'll use the Egyptian pantheon

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/27 03:58:59


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Damn, rolled a defeat.

So I get to watch for a minute untill the IK go, "wtf is that on the ridge?" "idk shoot it" "Ok"

Then I run away with jazz hands


I got it wrong, Minor defeat.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Damn, rolled a defeat.

So I get to watch for a minute untill the IK go, "wtf is that on the ridge?" "idk shoot it" "Ok"

Then I run away with jazz hands


I got it wrong, Minor defeat.


So how should i tweak it?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

So you watch for a minute, then one of my Knights walks over and tries to introduce you to the business end of a Battle Cannon

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 War Kitten wrote:
So you watch for a minute, then one of my Knights walks over and tries to introduce you to the business end of a Battle Cannon


How would that even work?

Can I leave a message when I teleport away?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Damn, rolled a defeat.

So I get to watch for a minute untill the IK go, "wtf is that on the ridge?" "idk shoot it" "Ok"

Then I run away with jazz hands


I got it wrong, Minor defeat.


So how should i tweak it?


I would say you watch for a good 5 minutes.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Damn, rolled a defeat.

So I get to watch for a minute untill the IK go, "wtf is that on the ridge?" "idk shoot it" "Ok"

Then I run away with jazz hands


I got it wrong, Minor defeat.


So how should i tweak it?


I would say you watch for a good 5 minutes.
I have it !

So Grulahk is on a hill somewhere wearing a hood.
A stray battle cannon shot lands near him and knocks his hood back
some people look where the shot goes.
"Oops" Everyone starts to charge.
I teleport away and leave a message

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

You do realize the honor duel is out of the Knight suits, and with blunted swords?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 War Kitten wrote:
You do realize the honor duel is out of the Knight suits, and with blunted swords?


Why? It should be a duel to the death, not 2 manchildren playing with foam swords!

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
You do realize the honor duel is out of the Knight suits, and with blunted swords?


Why? It should be a duel to the death, not 2 manchildren playing with foam swords!


For one thing, me and TS don't have enough bodies to go around murdering each other. Two, my combatant in the fight is actually a woman. Three, you really don't get the concept of an "honor" duel do you?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

*Peoplechildren

An honor duel is just like a bragging rights thing, right?

One person proves their better and therefore has more honor right?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
You do realize the honor duel is out of the Knight suits, and with blunted swords?


Why? It should be a duel to the death, not 2 manchildren playing with foam swords!


Knight pilots aren't a dime a dozen you know?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia


Definitely hitting you with a battle cannon now. Prepare for maximum battlecannon

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:

Definitely hitting you with a battle cannon now. Prepare for maximum battlecannon


Novacannon*

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 War Kitten wrote:

Definitely hitting you with a battle cannon now. Prepare for maximum battlecannon


Please explain to me how an honor duel works, i have an idea

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Essentially. My house doesn't like TS's house one bit. We have a rivalry so to speak. So whenever we deploy on the same battlefield, we hold a duel. For various reasons

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Is it like SW and DA, where they have a brother type relation of I want to hit you, but I'll beat anyone else that hits you, because only I can do that?

Or Romeo and Juliet, I hate you, if I bump into you, and you give me a good enough reason, I'll kill you where you stand?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 War Kitten wrote:
Essentially. My house doesn't like TS's house one bit. We have a rivalry so to speak. So whenever we deploy on the same battlefield, we hold a duel. For various reasons


Is it a challenge thing? Say, TS calls you out and vice versa?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Is it like SW and DA, where they have a brother type relation of I want to hit you, but I'll beat anyone else that hits you, because only I can do that?

Or Romeo and Juliet, I hate you, if I bump into you, and you give me a good enough reason, I'll kill you where you stand?


You know. I'm not too sure. We didn't really talk about it too much, other than the fact that we would duel. Hmm. Need to figure that out don't I?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Both have good writing potential, and I'm not going to tell you what would be better for your army.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

WK, would it be possible for Grulahk to challenge one of your knight pilots to an Honor Duel?

Lets say that the pilot is not in his big killy thingy and nobody's around

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Why would he not just kill you? You're not imperial.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
WK, would it be possible for Grulahk to challenge one of your knight pilots to an Honor Duel?

Lets say that the pilot is not in his big killy thingy and nobody's around


Why would nobody be around? And if nobody is around, what is stopping me from capping Grulahk 40 times?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/01/27 04:48:25


H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
WK, would it be possible for Grulahk to challenge one of your knight pilots to an Honor Duel?

Lets say that the pilot is not in his big killy thingy and nobody's around


Why would nobody be around? And if nobody is around, what is stopping me from capping Grulahk 40 times?


I don't know, maybe he would feel less honorable if he turned down a challenge?

Help me make this work

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Marcus is such a troll.



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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