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I'll be honest, I come in, see who's yelling at Kharne that day and post something about butts.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I'll be honest, I come in, see who's yelling at Kharne that day and post something about butts.

I'm gonna add that to my sig.

Well I managed to entirely miss the update on chaos end times so :-)

Yeah, what will happen to the world's least sociable commisar

...Can we have one week where I'm not sigged for something about anuses?

Have you seen Nicorex's sig?

In all honesty I'd worry more about Fairfax. He's just had a major failure of a roll regarding killing the infected guard. I rolled to see if he could make the decision, and he failed so badly that if the troops find out he may end up deserted or hung.
And oh look, Ed had a hissy fit in front of everyone and outed his decision.

I didn't really think that through, if I'm entirely honest.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
...Can we have one week where I'm not sigged for something about anuses?

Have you seen Nicorex's sig?

In all honesty I'd worry more about Fairfax. He's just had a major failure of a roll regarding killing the infected guard. I rolled to see if he could make the decision, and he failed so badly that if the troops find out he may end up deserted or hung.
And oh look, Ed had a hissy fit in front of everyone and outed his decision.

I didn't really think that through, if I'm entirely honest.

You get up to odd things in DCM corner. ...

So house Fairfax, things are strange out there.

Buttery Commissar wrote:I'll be honest, I come in, see who's yelling at Kharne that day and post something about butts.

Which is more often then I like

Anyway, who is writing the end times and when will we know how well we did? Just curious

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
...Can we have one week where I'm not sigged for something about anuses?

I am very tempted to sig that too...

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
...Can we have one week where I'm not sigged for something about anuses?

I am very tempted to sig that too...

Do it

If you're going to sig me every time I talk about asses, you're going to run out of room very quickly.

And yeah, I may have just accidentally mutineed my crew after Smudge said Fairfax would be fine as long as nobody knew.
And I don't mean "teehee, whoops!" I mean I genuinely forgot that it could happen before writing.

We'll see.

To be fair you do het award for first non xeno heretic, weird gay couple enterants to couples crusade.

TS, that's one was just odd!

I'll put that award next to the trophy Nicorex made me for most times sigged for [NSFW reasons].
Yes that's real, and no, I can't post photos of it here.

That said, seeing as Selka has (will have?), and loves a wife and kids, I'm gonna go ahead and say he's batting for both teams. Also hating both teams. He has a lot of anger to share evenly.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I'll put that award next to the trophy Nicorex made me for most times sigged for [NSFW reasons].
Yes that's real, and no, I can't post photos of it here.

That said, seeing as Selka has (will have?), and loves a wife and kids, I'm gonna go ahead and say he's batting for both teams. Also hating both teams. He has a lot of anger to share evenly.

Seriously lol, they made a trophy! You must be proud.

Agh, so universes angriest commissar.

Yeah, just clarifying in case anyone else is a little confused by how that turned out:

The Imperium launched an attack on the Hybrids, as a last ditch attempt to stop them. The Imperium are victorious, but Archarus takes the Imperial absence as a chance to emerge from the warp and go on a slash-and-burn campaign through the undefended Imperial territories.
That was to be the final battle, hence me asking for two sets of numbers.

However, I can always say the Black Templars pulled out due to heavy losses. However, the Faustians are still in the battle, only under Sheppard's command?

So, there's another bit to come, involving all factions still in. I'll write an overview of what happens, and seeing as I have all numbers in, I can roll and get a winner right now! Of course, I won't post it until everyone's plot arcs are resolved, but I will begin writing it up.

2BlackJack1: Yes, you may write a section for Archarus coming out and beginning his slash-and-burn campaign, I was hoping you'd just do it anyways.

jhe90: Well written, albeit early. Still, would you like me to say the BT have left early due to casualties/damage? And are the Faustians still in system?

I think after 2BJ1 writes his Slash and Burn blurb I'll write one for Kageros' march to war. Then one after the results are pooled to finalize the Crusade

Alright Sarge, I'll get on that attack. I'll still wrote up for my Histans and the Hybrids. There were far too many Starship Troopers references to pass down.

That's fine, yeah thinking for some reason was the last I added 100 dead, more wounded and my ships kinda having chunks that lack oxygen and deep acid wounds.

Fausteens are, but now Shepard has taken control of the forces alongside Petra and is defacto lord commissar general/fausteen governor when he returns by lack of of anyone else left to do it. Fausteens are still in the fight. With whatever is left after the ground battles.

Okay, I've done the roll, but there are two issues.

First, it's a draw, with equal values. (Both are 7 apart from the number rolled.)

Second, one of my own factions is in the draw.
To avoid allegations of rigging, I'll ask if anyone wants a reroll, or if they're okay with this?

Hmm, that is quite the problem. I'm curious what a draw would entail, as you said it yourself that there can only be one winner. Perhaps a reroll would be best, to achieve just that?

I agree, re-roll it

If anyone needs to write a reaction, mine are out due to loss,s and ships that got badly bio acided etc and need a few months repair at maggage docks.

I kinda broke them :(

Consensus reached, reroll occurring

Now I'm going to feel bad if your forces get screwed over Smudge. I want to have only one winner, but the downside is that the previous winners might get blindsided with a major defeat now.

Actually, the reroll was very close to the original, enough to decide a winning faction out of the original two. However, seeing as the faction this person fought for just underwent a change in leadership and loyalty, I'll need to consult the leader of the faction.

Hmm, this could get interesting

And the suspense rises...

The plot thickens...

So, either Jhe or EvergreenArcher won, then. They both swutch loyalites, since Sheppard now runs the Faustians, and EvergreenArcher submitted his WAAAAGH Nox's command. At least, those are my guesses at it, I could be completely off. I'll probably be wrong, just so I can look like an idiot.

I can't sleep until I find out what happens to my Necrons

Emperor willing, if my Marines fell they went down swinging. That is all I ask.



And that I get to kill Archarus

 War Kitten wrote:
Emperor willing, if my Marines fell they went down swinging. That is all I ask.



And that I get to kill Archarus

I'm fine with this