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2016/02/02 02:22:36
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot
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New crusade? Simple map with a plethora of hungry factions vying to devour every square kilometer?
*tosses chips onto the table*
I'm in.
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2016/02/02 02:49:03
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Welcome brother. The Chaos Super Friends Alliance (tm) welcomes you!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/02 03:21:35
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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In Evergreen's case, devouring every square kilometer is a literal objective for them. Me? I'll try turn it to mush and acid before he can get that far.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2016/02/02 03:38:14
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Updated OP
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/02/02 03:58:19
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Scuttling Genestealer
Crion - Chasing after small rodents
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 TheEyeOfNight wrote:New crusade? Simple map with a plethora of hungry factions vying to devour every square kilometer?
*tosses chips onto the table*
I'm in.
More biomass to consume in my conquest. Welcome aboard. If you would like to hop into the reclamation pools early, they are on your right. 
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TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. |
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2016/02/02 04:01:01
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot
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 EvergreenArcher wrote:
More biomass to consume in my conquest. Welcome aboard. If you would like to hop into the reclamation pools early, they are on your right.
Just so long as I can stop by the gift shop for my "Exterminatus This" t-shirt.
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2016/02/02 04:01:12
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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That's it Evergreen. Threaten a member of the Chaos Super Friends (tm)? I'll have to take your Hive Tyrant's head for this
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/02 04:05:19
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Scuttling Genestealer
Crion - Chasing after small rodents
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 War Kitten wrote:That's it Evergreen. Threaten a member of the Chaos Super Friends ( tm)? I'll have to take your Hive Tyrant's head for this
It wasn't threatening... just gentle persuasion. With rending claws. And bioacid don't forget the bioacid.
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TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. |
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2016/02/02 04:06:10
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Gonna have to take your head twice now. Keep it coming Evergreen.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/02 04:08:02
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Scuttling Genestealer
Crion - Chasing after small rodents
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Ok ok let me think... I got it! You can't take my hive tyrants head! I duct taped it on! HA!
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TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. |
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2016/02/02 04:09:01
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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I vote that we make his Hive tyrant have three heads. It shall be code named "Cerberus"
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/02/02 04:09:57
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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EvergreenArcher wrote:
Ok ok let me think... I got it! You can't take my hive tyrants head! I duct taped it on! HA!
Chainaxe renders your duct tape useless. Try again
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/02 04:10:38
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Scuttling Genestealer
Crion - Chasing after small rodents
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 Tactical_Spam wrote:
I vote that we make his Hive tyrant have three heads. It shall be code named "Cerberus"
Yes.
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TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. |
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2016/02/02 04:18:22
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Scuttling Genestealer
Crion - Chasing after small rodents
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How about I use the duct tape to tape your chainaxe to the floor! Can't cut that can you! ... oh ... wait ... How about I blow up the planet so you can't chop his head off! That would work! 
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TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. |
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2016/02/02 04:21:09
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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If you could manage to do that while an enraged Berzerker is trying to claw his way down your throat and rip out your spine I'd be amazed. And go ahead, blow up the planet, none of my guys are there.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/02 04:25:03
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Scuttling Genestealer
Crion - Chasing after small rodents
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War Kitten wrote:If you could manage to do that while an enraged Berzerker is trying to claw his way down your throat and rip out your spine I'd be amazed. And go ahead, blow up the planet, none of my guys are there.
No one needs planets anyways. And my hive tyrant has three heads. Two shall hold the arms and my arms shall hold his legs, and then I would hire one of 2BJ1's kroot to do the job for me. Diplomatic Tyranids all the way.
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TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. |
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2016/02/02 04:27:22
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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EvergreenArcher wrote: War Kitten wrote:If you could manage to do that while an enraged Berzerker is trying to claw his way down your throat and rip out your spine I'd be amazed. And go ahead, blow up the planet, none of my guys are there.
No one needs planets anyways. And my hive tyrant has three heads. Two shall hold the arms and my arms shall hold his legs, and then I would hire one of 2BJ1's kroot to do the job for me. Diplomatic Tyranids all the way.
I was thinking this Hive Tyrant would be a monster among Hive Tyrants...
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/02/02 04:27:58
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Ah, but you forget one thing my friend. I have LOTS of Berserkers. You may be able to stop one, but can you stop 100 Berserkers all at once??
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2016/02/02 04:32:46
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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War Kitten wrote:Ah, but you forget one thing my friend. I have LOTS of Berserkers. You may be able to stop one, but can you stop 100 Berserkers all at once??
Knowing how big this Hive Tyrant is, yes.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/02/02 04:34:18
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Scuttling Genestealer
Crion - Chasing after small rodents
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War Kitten wrote:Ah, but you forget one thing my friend. I have LOTS of Berserkers. You may be able to stop one, but can you stop 100 Berserkers all at once??
Easy. I would grow more heads. One for each limb.
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TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. |
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2016/02/02 04:36:31
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Hell I could stop 100 zerkers with 10 Scions and a Valkyrie, easy, just have the Valk hover thirty or so meters above the Zerkers and pew pew them
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2016/02/02 04:39:37
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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 Bobthehero wrote:Hell I could stop 100 zerkers with 10 Scions and a Valkyrie, easy, just have the Valk hover thirty or so meters above the Zerkers and pew pew them
If this is the fluff, the Berzerkers' bolt pistols would down that Valkyrie.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/02/02 05:28:08
Subject: Re:Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Loyal Necron Lychguard
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Welcome back to the fold Teon, good to have you.
Evergreen,I'm here to turn all that biomass into energy sooooo..... Not gonna happen for you 
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 <Dynasty> ~10500pts
 War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze  ~3000pts
 Thrice-Damned Plague Corps  ~3250pts
 Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator
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2016/02/02 06:19:47
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Tactical_Spam wrote: Bobthehero wrote:Hell I could stop 100 zerkers with 10 Scions and a Valkyrie, easy, just have the Valk hover thirty or so meters above the Zerkers and pew pew them
If this is the fluff, the Berzerkers' bolt pistols would down that Valkyrie.
Few hundred meters then, out of range of pistol, still in range of hotshots.
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2016/02/02 07:30:36
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Your assuming no one has jump packs . only need one.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/02/02 10:02:46
Subject: Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Heroic Senior Officer
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Priority target, shoot the biggest threats out and then kill the rest
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2016/02/02 12:37:16
Subject: Re:Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE
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The Remnants are still missing from the roster for the new Crusade, did I forget to send the necessary intel to someone? 
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Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.
War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality
Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down
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2016/02/02 14:26:22
Subject: Re:Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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 Ezra Tyrius wrote:The Remnants are still missing from the roster for the new Crusade, did I forget to send the necessary intel to someone?
Updated OP
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2016/02/02 14:33:30
Subject: Re:Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE
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Much appreciated, kind sir
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Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.
War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality
Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down
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2016/02/02 14:58:52
Subject: Re:Crusade of Fury (Chat room/OOC)
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Loyal Necron Lychguard
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This Crusade is getting spicy
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<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator
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