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 Tactical_Spam wrote:
The new Crusade is being set 27 years ahead of the current crusade.

wat

Ahead of? As in, this took place before the current one?

I think he means after the current one

 War Kitten wrote:
I think he means after the current one

Yes, this. Sometimes I break my english.

 War Kitten wrote:
Unforunatley for you Evergreen my Marines are too angry to comprehend cuteness. You won't get me that easily!

Unfortunately for you my troops have a switch to choose between water and bioacid. Your marines shall have a nice relaxing acid shower.

You act like you'll get to live long enough to use that bioacid.

I though we agreed to 5 years

And no Chaos Scions, just well hidden ones

 Bobthehero wrote:
I though we agreed to 5 years

And no Chaos Scions, just well hidden ones

Yeah, 5 years complicates things quite a bit

 Bobthehero wrote:
I though we agreed to 5 years

And no Chaos Scions, just well hidden ones

Chazz wanted to do 27 because of some stuff you'll see in the new crusade. I have no qualms with it.

 Bobthehero wrote:
I though we agreed to 5 years

And no Chaos Scions, just well hidden ones

Then no coming into my secret lair. Can't have you Loyalists see what I'm up to down here. There ARE some EC that will be hanging out in my base, so if Bob tries to infiltrate, he'll see some things that cannot be unseen.

 War Kitten wrote:

 Bobthehero wrote:
I though we agreed to 5 years

And no Chaos Scions, just well hidden ones

Then no coming into my secret lair. Can't have you Loyalists see what I'm up to down here. There ARE some EC that will be hanging out in my base, so if Bob tries to infiltrate, he'll see some things that cannot be unseen.

Yeah, some pretty questionable things... there is no Geneva Convention under that mountain... only interior decorating...

I'll just blame it on the warp, then

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:

 Bobthehero wrote:
I though we agreed to 5 years

And no Chaos Scions, just well hidden ones

Then no coming into my secret lair. Can't have you Loyalists see what I'm up to down here. There ARE some EC that will be hanging out in my base, so if Bob tries to infiltrate, he'll see some things that cannot be unseen.

Yeah, some pretty questionable things... there is no Geneva Convention under that mountain... only interior decorating...

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only interior decorating...

This message applies to everyone that will eventually be in the Secret Chaos Base:
-Ezra Tyrius
-TheEyeOfNight
-War Kitten
-2BlackJack1
-Buttery Comissar
and anyone else who will be joining the Chaos Coalition of Chaotic People (CCCP)

I will be designing the Secret Moon Base
Each person will be assigned a sector.

Message me on what specific rooms/things/etc. that you would want in your sector.

Kharne. One does not simply reveal the presence of a moon base to the enemy.

And it's Chaos Super Friends Alliance (CFSA). As the founder of the alliance I reserve the right to name it. Now stop stealing my thunder and design the base that nobody else knows about

 War Kitten wrote:
Kharne. One does not simply reveal the presence of a moon base to the enemy.

And it's Chaos Super Friends Alliance (CFSA). As the founder of the alliance I reserve the right to name it. Now stop stealing my thunder and design the base that nobody else knows about

We've already mentioned it, and I didn't reveal anything. And I'll get to designing now

 War Kitten wrote:
You act like you'll get to live long enough to use that bioacid.

I have an entire army of firefighters. You can not simply kill all of them first. They shall also all explode into bio acid upon death.

 EvergreenArcher wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
You act like you'll get to live long enough to use that bioacid.

I have an entire army of firefighters. You can not simply kill all of them first. They shall also all explode into bio acid upon death.

Kid, I will disassemble your bio acid into it's constituent atoms before it can even hit me.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 EvergreenArcher wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
You act like you'll get to live long enough to use that bioacid.

I have an entire army of firefighters. You can not simply kill all of them first. They shall also all explode into bio acid upon death.

Kid, I will disassemble your bio acid into it's constituent atoms before it can even hit me.

But that is when my invisible firefighter elites come in from behind and fire their bioacid.

 EvergreenArcher wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
You act like you'll get to live long enough to use that bioacid.

I have an entire army of firefighters. You can not simply kill all of them first. They shall also all explode into bio acid upon death.

I can simply kill all of them. It's called blast weapons.

Then I Veil of Darkness out of their and let ignores cover tomb blades take them out

 War Kitten wrote:

 EvergreenArcher wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
You act like you'll get to live long enough to use that bioacid.

I have an entire army of firefighters. You can not simply kill all of them first. They shall also all explode into bio acid upon death.

I can simply kill all of them. It's called blast weapons.

I shall create a wall of duct tape to stop the blasts of your weapons. My firefighters have built-in duct tape spreaders on their legs.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Then I Veil of Darkness out of their and let ignores cover tomb blades take them out

As for this, I shall conduct diplomacy with you to stop this by having all my firefighters speak your language. If diplomacy fails, my forces shall duct tape themselves to prevent you from hurting them. Duct tape always wins. Except against guns and blades and everything else. But it is fine.

 EvergreenArcher wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Then I Veil of Darkness out of their and let ignores cover tomb blades take them out

As for this, I shall conduct diplomacy with you to stop this by having all my firefighters speak your language. If diplomacy fails, my forces shall duct tape themselves to prevent you from hurting them. Duct tape always wins. Except against guns and blades and everything else. But it is fine.

Sorry but 'Nids are Persona non Grata

And not even Duct Tape can stop Gauss, there is no winning. There is no crevice you can hide, no node you can keep safe, no biomass for you to consume. I am a metal legion and I am many. Your weapons are useless against me and your carapace is brittle. Even the Tyranids will be humbled by the sheer force of will and maelstrom of hatred I bear, and as I walk over your cold corpse I will not yield. I will not waver. I am shattered but I am whole, I am derelict but my path is true, I am forsaken but my allies are plenty. I am the Damned Legions of the Kageros Dynasty and you will know fear...

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

Sorry but 'Nids are Persona non Grata

And not even Duct Tape can stop Gauss, there is no winning. There is no crevice you can hide, no node you can keep safe, no biomass for you to consume. I am a metal legion and I am many. Your weapons are useless against me and your carapace is brittle. Even the Tyranids will be humbled by the sheer force of will and maelstrom of hatred I bear, and as I walk over your cold corpse I will not yield. I will not waver. I am shattered but I am whole, I am derelict but my path is true, I am forsaken but my allies are plenty. I am the Damned Legions of the Kageros Dynasty and you will know fear...

Sorry, but all my nids only know a few things: where to get biomass, how to put out fires, and how to utilize duct tape. They don't know fear. They only want to help people keep up their doors, put out their fires, and eat them. They aren't monsters that should be killed. They only eat people! I say you put aside your hatred and live peacefully inside my reclamation pools. It would be easier for me to accomplish my goals that way.

You know, if you keep wavering about how big of a threat you are, WK might be tempted to fight you. His army does like to fight anything that provides a challenge.

This is why I love being a Khornate Warband. Speeches aren't required beyond BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! And I am free to make cool speeches if I want, but it is not required. Unlike you Tzeentch Mooks. And keeping saying you're a big threat, it makes it much more tempting for me to hit you repeatedly with chain axes. Or even worse, feed you to BC's guys..

The Brotherhood of Blight might not even be physically able to give a speech. They'd probably hack up a lung if they try to speak that long in short order.

 War Kitten wrote:
This is why I love being a Khornate Warband. Speeches aren't required beyond BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! And I am free to make cool speeches if I want, but it is not required. Unlike you Tzeentch Mooks. And keeping saying you're a big threat, it makes it much more tempting for me to hit you repeatedly with chain axes. Or even worse, feed you to BC's guys..

 War Kitten wrote:
Or even worse, feed you to BC's guys..

 War Kitten wrote:
feed you to BC's guys..

YOU DON'T WANT THIS.
I play Necrons for Throne's sake and THIS scared me...
YOU DON'T WANT THIS.

That is a fate worse than death
*Envisions what BC's guys might do*
NOPE
*Ceases to Exist*

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
The Brotherhood of Blight might not even be physically able to give a speech. They'd probably hack up a lung if they try to speak that long in short order.

I could use my firefighters to help you out there. I can hose you down to cleanse you of that cold you got there. If that doesn't work, I could always pour a little bioacid down your throat. That would clear it right up.

Should we have separate or a group mess hall?
Housing Quarters?