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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
...I'm talking techromancy, not heresy.

It would make some sense for a Admech to become mildly addicted to working with certain machine spirits. It would make no sense whatsoever for them to want to cuddle up with a tin can corpse.


I think having a chance to work on Knights that are quite possibly 10k years old is BC's AdMech's dream job or something like that.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Intoxicated Centigor





It seems the admech are already getting very friendly with those knights. There's probably a joke about engine lubricant to be made here, but I'll leave that to Buttery.
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

House fair fax can sell a brand new lubrication servitor lol

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Tainted wrote:
It seems the admech are already getting very friendly with those knights. There's probably a joke about engine lubricant to be made here, but I'll leave that to Buttery.


AdMech LOVE old tech, and my Knights fit that bill perfectly. Between him, and Ezra's Remnants planning to jack one of my Knights I'm feeling super popular in this new Crusade

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Hey, Sunstrike Cadre welcome the anonymity. Nothing to see here.


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Hey, Sunstrike Cadre welcome the anonymity. Nothing to see here.


Don't get too comfortable Smudge. Me and Jhe are landing on your moon

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Hey, Sunstrike Cadre welcome the anonymity. Nothing to see here.


Don't get too comfortable Smudge. Me and Jhe are landing on your moon


Aye, we be coming, my wolf lord/king of sky rim be claiming ye moon too!

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Sgt_Smudge wrote:Hey, Sunstrike Cadre welcome the anonymity. Nothing to see here.


MAybe my Necrons can help?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

You stay away Kharne. This is between us and the Tau. Remember this or I'll make an example of Gruhlak when he tries to observe the duel

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

My Admech will likely have a little film of whatever happens at the duel, so if that does happen, I'm going to set it to jaunty music and put it on the imperial web.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/10 21:50:52



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

This private duel us getting into a pay per view!

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

It's 5 credits per household to watch the duel

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

'' People are getting paid for this? ''

A Scion who just had a rather unpleasant realisation

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

If they want to watch the match that badly then yes. We are getting paid for this.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

I'll just infiltrate my entire Battalion, have everyone record the game with monoscopes, and then make ton of cash via bootleg copies

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

We offer discounts to Imperials who are in the Crusade. Only 1 credit!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 War Kitten wrote:
We offer discounts to Imperials who are in the Crusade. Only 1 credit!


And only 4 credits for a genuine ferrasian ale and buffet access.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 jhe90 wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
We offer discounts to Imperials who are in the Crusade. Only 1 credit!


And only 4 credits for a genuine ferrasian ale and buffet access.


And only 1 Throne (filthy heathens) for sand... from Kattifrakk, the most ludicrously hard to reach sector in the galaxy.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

How much for a fething tapestry?

...I think Ed may just nuke anyone who brings that up in future.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
How much for a fething tapestry?

...I think Ed may just nuke anyone who brings that up in future.


Space wolves like tapestry work lol

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
How much for a fething tapestry?

...I think Ed may just nuke anyone who brings that up in future.


I think I am going to bring a tapestry to the first meeting...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Just carrying around a tapestry...

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
How much for a fething tapestry?

...I think Ed may just nuke anyone who brings that up in future.


I think I am going to bring a tapestry to the first meeting...
I think you may end up with a small shuttle rammed into your exhaust pipe.

Jokes aside, a lot of Sovereign folk died over that stupid thing, he wouldn't see the bright side of it.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
Just carrying around a tapestry...


Sylus shall have a retinue of banner bearers... Now only if I could acquire enough banners and banner poles to actually construct 5 dudes, each with an intricately painted banner depicting some battle.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

So mine and TS's Knights have gone to being Celtic in nature I think....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

War Kitten wrote:You stay away Kharne. This is between us and the Tau. Remember this or I'll make an example of Gruhlak when he tries to observe the duel


I'll leave that up to Smudge whether or not he's willing to cooperate.

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
War Kitten wrote:You stay away Kharne. This is between us and the Tau. Remember this or I'll make an example of Gruhlak when he tries to observe the duel


I'll leave that up to Smudge whether or not he's willing to cooperate.


There will be no cooperation from the Necron. His butt is getting incinerated by a flame cannon Or maybe shot by the Atrapos' Black Hole gun (graviton singularity gun), I haven't decided yet

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 War Kitten wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
War Kitten wrote:You stay away Kharne. This is between us and the Tau. Remember this or I'll make an example of Gruhlak when he tries to observe the duel


I'll leave that up to Smudge whether or not he's willing to cooperate.


There will be no cooperation from the Necron. His butt is getting incinerated by a flame cannon Or maybe shot by the Atrapos' Black Hole gun (graviton singularity gun), I haven't decided yet


You know... I could Gauss spam your knights to the point they don't exist... but I'll grant you my mercy for now

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

You know. You could.... but I also have these guys called Space Wolves at my back. They eat your kind for breakfast.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
War Kitten wrote:You stay away Kharne. This is between us and the Tau. Remember this or I'll make an example of Gruhlak when he tries to observe the duel


I'll leave that up to Smudge whether or not he's willing to cooperate.


There will be no cooperation from the Necron. His butt is getting incinerated by a flame cannon Or maybe shot by the Atrapos' Black Hole gun (graviton singularity gun), I haven't decided yet


You know... I could Gauss spam your knights to the point they don't exist... but I'll grant you my mercy for now


Fluff > Crunch

Gauss isn't nearly as damaging on vehicles in the fluff as it is in the game.

Edit: Necrons aren't as damaging in the fluff as in the game

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/02/11 01:44:07


H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
 
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