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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Alfie is a named character.
He still has the intelligence of a person, but it was transferred to Liza's self made artificial brain. She hopes that not having a piece of animated corpse follow her around will help ease feelings between the Admech and other imperials.



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Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







I'm actually looking forward to a few of my named characters dying in Dramatic Plot Fashion(tm)

Also, bobthehero, I didn't catch which PDF base the 85th were traveling to in order to run boot camp, but I did have a hilarious mental image of them showing up at Blackwater Bastion and training the cultists for a few weeks

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I'm pretty sure at least some of mine will cop it before the end. But probably not the RT family.


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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

I'm not sure, I managed to protect mine last time. I have less this time so I'm sure I can guide fate a tad.

Only lost reaper that crusade. Ph and the sword of Dorn....

I'm hoping to keep most of mine..

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/22 15:36:48


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

My EC would probably quite like dying. They're all about new things.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Nicely done Buttery. I love the jibe about no handshakes either, that was beautiful.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Glad you liked it. That wasn't meant to be an insult.
I just remembered your line a few months back about skin contact in the Avatar room topic.

Though both Ed and Selka wear gloves anyway, Ed is just beung ultra PC.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Yeah, I had completely forgotten about that until you wrote it in your intro. And indeed, it would be rather awkward from a kroot's perspective to see people shaking hands without knowing what it meant to humans.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
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Swift Swooping Hawk





 EvergreenArcher wrote:
I have a question for the gms. Robin has landed at Jorgan on Crion. That is where KoreGog da Bloody is. I have been preparing to attack KoreGog. Am I able to just attack the orks without it having any problems with Robin? Or do I need to attack him first? I didn't plan on moving in there the moment I took KoreGog.
All we need now is some local wild edibles and we'll have dinner and a show!
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Whoops! Just went back and put in actual names instead of X's.
I had to check where the apostrophes are in Ta'lok before posting and missed one.

I write all this stuff in my iPhone on the train, so my proof reading isn't tip top.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/22 16:56:18



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Funny, it's usually better than mine and I type mine on a laptop!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I don't notice yours being full of [x] and [location].


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I don't notice yours being full of [x] and [location].


I missed where this was a thing...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I don't notice yours being full of [x] and [location].


Even with those it's still better than most of my writing

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
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Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I should have the Blurb where Exitar has dealings with lumberjacks up wither tonight or in the morning.

And WK, I have an idea for how Grulahk contacts the Knight who punted him

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I'm finishing up something for my orks, than I can work on my hunt for Edgar. Sadly, he won't be dangling off of a building just yet.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Im thinking about what to write for my daemons...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I don't notice yours being full of [x] and [location].


I missed where this was a thing...
That's because I usually notice after a few hours.


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[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Im thinking about what to write for my daemons...


Maybe you can write about our mutual 'Friend'?

Huehuehue...*Erhem*...Nothing...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I think I may need to go purge some heretics...
[glares at Vanden]

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Well I have most of my hounds meeting done on paper anyway.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
I think I may need to go purge some heretics...
[glares at Vanden]


Hush child, you know not what you dawdle in. Stick to chasing your tail and leave the important stuff to your superiors.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
I think I may need to go purge some heretics...
[glares at Vanden]


Hush child, you know not what you dawdle in. Stick to chasing your tail and leave the important stuff to your superiors.


I believe the wolves are the ones who do tail chasing

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
I think I may need to go purge some heretics...
[glares at Vanden]


Hush child, you know not what you dawdle in. Stick to chasing your tail and leave the important stuff to your superiors.


I believe the wolves are the ones who do tail chasing


All mortals will find themselves chasing their tails eventually...In time...
(Feth, I mistook WK for Jhe...)

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Also, bobthehero, I didn't catch which PDF base the 85th were traveling to in order to run boot camp, but I did have a hilarious mental image of them showing up at Blackwater Bastion and training the cultists for a few weeks


Some garrison inside the hive itself

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
I think I may need to go purge some heretics...
[glares at Vanden]


Hush child, you know not what you dawdle in. Stick to chasing your tail and leave the important stuff to your superiors.


I believe the wolves are the ones who do tail chasing


All mortals will find themselves chasing their tails eventually...In time...
(Feth, I mistook WK for Jhe...)


You mistook a cat for a dog? What a biological faux pas!

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
I think I may need to go purge some heretics...
[glares at Vanden]


Hush child, you know not what you dawdle in. Stick to chasing your tail and leave the important stuff to your superiors.


I believe the wolves are the ones who do tail chasing


All mortals will find themselves chasing their tails eventually...In time...
(Feth, I mistook WK for Jhe...)


You mistook a cat for a dog? What a biological faux pas!


Stop using words I don't understand...I'm Aussie, not French...

Edit: I have google, nevermind.

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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
I think I may need to go purge some heretics...
[glares at Vanden]


Hush child, you know not what you dawdle in. Stick to chasing your tail and leave the important stuff to your superiors.


I believe the wolves are the ones who do tail chasing


All mortals will find themselves chasing their tails eventually...In time...
(Feth, I mistook WK for Jhe...)


Easy mistake to make. You know, he's English, I'm American. I'm a kitten, he's a human. Totally understandable

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I feel as though that's offensive to English people...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Not really, but go ahead and think that if you like.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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