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Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







 EvergreenArcher wrote:
When I get my first victory, my tyranids will host a party that everyone is invited too.


Parties!? I love parties! This couldn't possibly end with my cultists dissolving in a digestion pool!

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
 EvergreenArcher wrote:
When I get my first victory, my tyranids will host a party that everyone is invited too.


Parties!? I love parties! This couldn't possibly end with my cultists dissolving in a digestion pool!


Step Right up! The Grand Prize goes to whichever cultist can get the rock at the bottom of the digestion pool! Dive in and test your luck!

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Seems like dark days for the Xeno side right now. None of us seem to be doing all that well.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

I am currently losing a war with trees.

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





To be honest, I haven't seen many successes across the board.


They/them

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

What a superb start eh guys/gals?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

I am doing fine.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

XD Yup. Even though I am getting all defeats, it is pretty funny. I am the great devourer, and I am being eaten by trees. The tyranids may not be happy with it, but I am ok with it.

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Sandstorm>My Marines

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 EvergreenArcher wrote:
XD Yup. Even though I am getting all defeats, it is pretty funny. I am the great devourer, and I am being eaten by trees. The tyranids may not be happy with it, but I am ok with it.


The irony is delicious, as are these 'Gaunts

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 EvergreenArcher wrote:
XD Yup. Even though I am getting all defeats, it is pretty funny. I am the great devourer, and I am being eaten by trees. The tyranids may not be happy with it, but I am ok with it.


I'm sure your pissing some little orange dude off every time you go in there.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

The Wood Elves are not pleased.

They will kidnap you and feed you figs for the rest of days.

Mfw when nids become vegetarian

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Funny thing is I play Wood Elves in WHFB, so his abuse of the trees angers me immensely

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 EvergreenArcher wrote:
XD Yup. Even though I am getting all defeats, it is pretty funny. I am the great devourer, and I am being eaten by trees. The tyranids may not be happy with it, but I am ok with it.


I'm sure your pissing some little orange dude off every time you go in there.


 War Kitten wrote:
Funny thing is I play Wood Elves in WHFB, so his abuse of the trees angers me immensely


Maybe it is time for me to talk to the one who speaks for the trees and negotiate a peace treaty...nah, there is too much empty space in the reclamation pools for that.

Consume Evolve Destroy

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

You wish to speak to me then? Speak. I represent the Wood Elves as the Wood Elf player here

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

 War Kitten wrote:
You wish to speak to me then? Speak. I represent the Wood Elves as the Wood Elf player here


Would you please have all of your forces jump into the reclamation pools? I would also like every tree in Pike-Ard to be chopped down and eaten. Thank You.

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Request denied. As your friendly neighborhood Lizardman player, I have authority.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Piss off you overgrown gecko. I'm the resident Wood Elf player and we are in a forest. I have authority here! Go back to your jungle.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Request denied. As your friendly neighborhood Lizardman player, I have authority.


I'll have you know I am a high ranking hive mind in this sector! You can't just simply deny my requests like that without proper review! I demand you rethink your response or you will hear from my lawyer, warrior #873,683,956!

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

War Kitten wrote:Piss off you overgrown gecko. I'm the resident Wood Elf player and we are in a forest. I have authority here! Go back to your jungle.


Get your tarty farty ass outta here and go talk to a fething tree.

EvergreenArcher wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Request denied. As your friendly neighborhood Lizardman player, I have authority.


I'll have you know I am a high ranking hive mind in this sector! You can't just simply deny my requests like that without proper review! I demand you rethink your response or you will hear from my lawyer, warrior #873,683,956!


Request denied. Penalty: Severance of link with hive mind.

*Several Slann disconnect the hive mind from Crion system*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 EvergreenArcher wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
You wish to speak to me then? Speak. I represent the Wood Elves as the Wood Elf player here


Would you please have all of your forces jump into the reclamation pools? I would also like every tree in Pike-Ard to be chopped down and eaten. Thank You.


Request denied. Prepare to be shot by many pointy sticks

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
War Kitten wrote:Piss off you overgrown gecko. I'm the resident Wood Elf player and we are in a forest. I have authority here! Go back to your jungle.


Get your tarty farty ass outta here and go talk to a fething tree.

EvergreenArcher wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Request denied. As your friendly neighborhood Lizardman player, I have authority.


I'll have you know I am a high ranking hive mind in this sector! You can't just simply deny my requests like that without proper review! I demand you rethink your response or you will hear from my lawyer, warrior #873,683,956!


Request denied. Penalty: Severance of link with hive mind.

*Several Slann disconnect the hive mind from Crion system*


*The several Slann are quickly found to be missing.*

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

 War Kitten wrote:
 EvergreenArcher wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
You wish to speak to me then? Speak. I represent the Wood Elves as the Wood Elf player here


Would you please have all of your forces jump into the reclamation pools? I would also like every tree in Pike-Ard to be chopped down and eaten. Thank You.


Request denied. Prepare to be shot by many pointy sticks


Thank you for reviewing my appeal. I would have hoped it went differently, but you are feeding me pointy sticks so its cool.

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

The Wood Elves are much more reasonable than those silly Lizardmen. They truly have no class.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I no longer like you WK.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/24 00:02:16


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*shrugs*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







 EvergreenArcher wrote:
my lawyer, warrior #873,683,956!


Boom, named character

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
 EvergreenArcher wrote:
my lawyer, warrior #873,683,956!


Boom, named character


Oh god. That would be so awful to type every time I would introduce him to a battle or just talk about him. I would also have to remember that name.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/03/24 00:13:55


TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

At least it's easy for you to come up with names

Gaunt #300
Warrior #535

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

 War Kitten wrote:
At least it's easy for you to come up with names

Gaunt #300
Warrior #535


If I am going to have named characters(which I am), I enjoy giving them decent names(The Great One). My lictor is also going to be named now, but he has to face combat so I can give him some name the enemies call him. All he had done so far is run away from orks and trees.

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
 
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