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So WK, howabouts you maybe contact my marines, we can have pillow fights and-...We can diplomacy. Think it over, take your time. You know how to get into contact.

*Rimshot*

Wasn't that the point of the banquet?

 Bobthehero wrote:
Wasn't that the point of the banquet?

Eldar werent invited. If they were, I could see Taranis ripping off their heads and eating them.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
So WK, howabouts you maybe contact my marines, we can have pillow fights and-...We can diplomacy. Think it over, take your time. You know how to get into contact.

I can 99% guarantee that if the Carcharodons find out, Dorn will be wishing he wasn't a primarch

Unless you want an allout war between our two factions, you'd do your best to stay the feth off my lawn.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Unless you want an allout war between our two factions, you'd do your best to stay the feth off my lawn.

You'd best keep those Eldar gnomes off it then

But in all seriousness it will be war

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Unless you want an allout war between our two factions, you'd do your best to stay the feth off my lawn.

You'd best keep those Eldar gnomes off it then

But in all seriousness it will be war

Oh its on fool...its on...

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Unless you want an allout war between our two factions, you'd do your best to stay the feth off my lawn.

You'd best keep those Eldar gnomes off it then

But in all seriousness it will be war

Oh its on fool...its on...

I mean, all you have to do is stay away from the Eldar

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Unless you want an allout war between our two factions, you'd do your best to stay the feth off my lawn.

You'd best keep those Eldar gnomes off it then

But in all seriousness it will be war

Oh its on fool...its on...

I mean, all you have to do is stay away from the Eldar

Your grudge does not extend to all forces of Imperials. A alliance is the only way to truly beat the forces of Chaos. If your sharp toothed bezerkers can't get their heads around that, then you shall be purged.

Well. At the moment my Eldar are currently involved in hiding out and making themselves a pillow fort in a nice secure location. After that I have to get down to the business of fething up some Chaos

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
So WK, howabouts you maybe contact my marines, we can have pillow fights and-...We can diplomacy. Think it over, take your time. You know how to get into contact.

I can 99% guarantee that if the Carcharodons find out, Dorn will be wishing he wasn't a primarch

Remember the fact that Dorn is a Primarch and all Primarchs collectively gak on newb-cake marines? Your Sharks would become the prey of Dorn as you realise your rage just lead you into a massive killzone.

 War Kitten wrote:
Well. At the moment my Eldar are currently involved in hiding out and making themselves a pillow fort in a nice secure location. After that I have to get down to the business of fething up some Chaos

Hit up my marines! We have express delivery of magma bombs, drop pod assault that is guaranteed to arrive in less than 30 seconds or moneyback...And much more!

I think if I did that Kharne's Marines would go nuclear

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
Well. At the moment my Eldar are currently involved in hiding out and making themselves a pillow fort in a nice secure location. After that I have to get down to the business of fething up some Chaos

Hit up my marines! We have express delivery of magma bombs, drop pod assault that is guaranteed to arrive in less than 30 seconds or moneyback...And much more!

Where are you going to get magma bombs without a ship, wise guy?

Edit: Where are you getting Drop pods for that matter?

Don't worry, I have containment protocols.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
Well. At the moment my Eldar are currently involved in hiding out and making themselves a pillow fort in a nice secure location. After that I have to get down to the business of fething up some Chaos

Hit up my marines! We have express delivery of magma bombs, drop pod assault that is guaranteed to arrive in less than 30 seconds or moneyback...And much more!

Where are you going to get magma bombs without a ship, wise guy?

I have plenty of ships? I don't know what your on about Milord...

Edit: Feth me, your inner troll has suddenly appeared! EVERYBODY! TO THE FALLOUT BUNKERS!
*Fallout bunkers now plauged with horrors of Tzeentch because TS had a 'Just As Planned' moment.*

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
Well. At the moment my Eldar are currently involved in hiding out and making themselves a pillow fort in a nice secure location. After that I have to get down to the business of fething up some Chaos

Hit up my marines! We have express delivery of magma bombs, drop pod assault that is guaranteed to arrive in less than 30 seconds or moneyback...And much more!

Where are you going to get magma bombs without a ship, wise guy?

I have plenty of ships? I don't know what your on about Milord...

According to the word of mouth rules, all ships are considered NPC.

I don't use my ships as much as I gather what I need from them, since both my Necrons and Carcharodons are on the outskirts of the System.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
Well. At the moment my Eldar are currently involved in hiding out and making themselves a pillow fort in a nice secure location. After that I have to get down to the business of fething up some Chaos

Hit up my marines! We have express delivery of magma bombs, drop pod assault that is guaranteed to arrive in less than 30 seconds or moneyback...And much more!

Where are you going to get magma bombs without a ship, wise guy?

I have plenty of ships? I don't know what your on about Milord...

According to the word of mouth rules, all ships are considered NPC.

Oh dear lord...

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I don't use my ships as much as I gather what I need from them, since both my Necrons and Carcharodons are on the outskirts of the System.

That seems like a stupid place to place an SM fleet, hypothetically speaking. If you were to engage in a Fleet to Fleet battle, the odds of getting timely reinforcements would be slim. You'd get stranded out in the void for sometime

Yeah but we already had people using drop-pods and I personally have a couple of ways to use starship to help with deployement of troops.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I don't use my ships as much as I gather what I need from them, since both my Necrons and Carcharodons are on the outskirts of the System.

That seems like a stupid place to place an SM fleet, hypothetically speaking. If you were to engage in a Fleet to Fleet battle, the odds of getting timely reinforcements would be slim. You'd get stranded out in the void for sometime

Well the whole purpose of being there is that they don't get attacked, plus, my fleet can hold it's own. It would also start moving towards Crion should the danger present itself

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I don't use my ships as much as I gather what I need from them, since both my Necrons and Carcharodons are on the outskirts of the System.

That seems like a stupid place to place an SM fleet, hypothetically speaking. If you were to engage in a Fleet to Fleet battle, the odds of getting timely reinforcements would be slim. You'd get stranded out in the void for sometime

Well the whole purpose of being there is that they don't get attacked, plus, my fleet can hold it's own. It would also start moving towards Crion should the danger present itself

Tbh by the time they get there everythings going to be dead. Travel between worlds takes days.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I don't use my ships as much as I gather what I need from them, since both my Necrons and Carcharodons are on the outskirts of the System.

That seems like a stupid place to place an SM fleet, hypothetically speaking. If you were to engage in a Fleet to Fleet battle, the odds of getting timely reinforcements would be slim. You'd get stranded out in the void for sometime

Well the whole purpose of being there is that they don't get attacked, plus, my fleet can hold it's own. It would also start moving towards Crion should the danger present itself

You are Space Marines, not cowards. Have the mighty Space Sharks forgotten how to hunt?

Remember what happened the last time there was a threat that attacked all of the imperium forces at the same time? Only 1-2 actually defended themselves from it. I sincerely doubt a single company could defend against much when it comes to void warfare.

I guess im lucky i have an entire fleet then. They may be NPC's but they're not slowed.

I should clarify, I mean they're on the outskirts of Crion (Far enough away that they aren't quite seen)

So now that I have confirmation that WK's Eldar are on planet. I'll not spoil the story.

And as far as numbers go, they're not a typical company, since they operate on their own and have to be self sufficient there are some changes. Not any significantly large ones.

I've missed so much... I haven't even landed on the planet JFC. End me XD.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I should clarify, I mean they're on the outskirts of Crion (Far enough away that they aren't quite seen)

So now that I have confirmation that WK's Eldar are on planet. I'll not spoil the story

Far enough away that I can pick you up on the Auspexes.

 VladimirUhl wrote:
I've missed so much... I haven't even landed on the planet JFC. End me XD.

Best you get writing friend.