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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
You mean least they ain't Iron Warriors...We got bad blood...
*Cause baybe now we got bad blood...*
Kill me.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Rage be raging, all we need are iron hands for the emperors children.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Ew, that physically cringed me.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Palleus wrote: Just waiting on one more PM, then I'll have my first post up Looks like I'll be close to the tau and the nids... Gotta watch out for those trees >.>
If you're near the nids, you're near the Eldar, too. My Harlequins are based in Jorgon (second region from the top), and War Kitten's Craftworlders have joined me there, too.
Indo-Cambria's about to start heating up, I think!
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Kharne.... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?! YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE WRATH OF TACTICAL_SPAM! WE'RE DOOMED!
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
War Kitten wrote: Kharne.... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?! YOU'VE UNLEASHED THE WRATH OF TACTICAL_SPAM! WE'RE DOOMED!
HAHAHA, THERE'S NO WINNING, ONLY FETHERY!
Yes, there is winning. I win.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Excellent work, Palleus. That's definitely a strong start to the crusade. Now, perhaps Gorgrim and Hannibal will get along? Gorgrim likes flashy tech and Hannibal seems like he can provide it. The main problem is that I'm on a moon and you're on the main planet, but it would be nice to have our greenskins work together in the future.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Damn it Kharne, to think I've been trying to think of something witty to say so it gets sigged...oh well, cudos to you...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Sgt. Vanden wrote: Damn it Kharne, to think I've been trying to think of something witty to say so it gets sigged...oh well, cudos to you...
You just have to cater to the right people, friend.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Hello all, I'll be joining Crusade of Fury (in Hotch) and just posting my quick intro here to make sure I don't step on anyone's toes.
Spoiler:
Sheagoresh the Laughing Fool, arebennian (Solitaire) of the Masque of the Silent Shroud, who had slaughtered the world of Sanctus Draco II without a sound, stepped out of the webway onto the grassy hillock, overlooking the lush landscape of Hotch, a region of Crion, and looked out upon the world . He had no idea what was so special about this planet but he knew what he had to do. The Book had explained it in great detail, every act he had to perform, every victory and defeat, and the Masques of the Silent Shroud and the Reaper's Mirth were ready to see their God's will through, until the Final Dance had been completed,and the Great Fool's plan was finally revealed in its entirety.
Sheagoresh looked out over Hotch. It was a lush region, filled with jade shrubbery that wrapped around the clowns' feet and towering trees topped with wide pink leaves. However, the landscape drastically changed as it neared the hive city Torcan and minor city New Pavus. Here, field upon field was filled with crops and rusting technology that bent over the plants like old men. And the cities themselves-especially Torcan-were masses of building like sores across the skin of Crion, metal monstrosities packed with people.
"So this world is the stage,"Nysshea margorach (Death Jester) of the Masque of the Reaper's Mirth said, laughing cruelly as she stalked up to Sheagoresh, "I shall enjoy performing this act." And she erupted into manic laughter, dancing away from the Solitaire as she thought of painting her gory masterpiece upon the face of Crion.
The Masque of the Reaper's Mirth are masters of ironic murder, taking their God's bloody humour to the extreme, using battlefields to paint grisly pictures of death. For them, it is not enough to simply kill their enemies- they must be made examples of in the most extravagant manner. They take sardonic pleasure in inventive cruelty and in enacting performances of genocide and mass destruction. Because of this, the masque attracts more Death Jesters to it.
The Masque of the Silent Shroud acts in absolute silence, its Players speaking not a word. Their movements are but the softest sigh of silk upon the air. Even their weapons are muffled through technology and illusion, the hiss of gunfire and the clash of blades echoing dimly as through piercing the veil from another realm. This unsettles their foe, and often disorients them. Everything this masque does is veiled in secrecy and stealth, and it often appears from nowhere to stage impromptu performances without need for stage or accompaniment.
The Solitaire watched as the Death Jester pranced back in the mass of whirling bodies, then turned towards Hive Torcan. It had seen the Reaper's Mirth dance before, and knew that they would not leave this planet without staining it red. And it had every intention of helping in this endeavour, along with the Silent Shroud, for that was the Laughing God's will. And so, covered by a veil of tears, he lead the Harlequins towards the hive, the first part of a Cegorach's Great Plan for this world.
BASICALLY (I never was very good at writing):Two masques of Harlequins led by Sheagoresh the Solitaire have come to Crion to stop it providing food to the rest of the system because it instructs the Harlequins to do so in Cegorach's crystal book and tells them how to do this.
P.S. Should I wrote posts in the actual thread normally (like above and how most people do) or in the style of a play-script. There won't be any motives for why the characters are doing what they're doing if I go for the play-script, but it might be a fun idea for Harlequins. Please leave your thoughts on this.
Thank you.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
I'd probably recommend against writing it as a play-script in a story with a multi-writer format like this, if you're asking for opinions. It definitely sounds like a good idea for a solo story, though!
In any case, I can really see my Masque clashing with yours - mine are more Light in personality, Twilight in operation, while yours seem to be very Dark all the way.
The story I had in mind with my own Solitaire is actually helped along quite nicely by the appearance of your crazy murder Masque, by the way, so thanks for inadvertently becoming a very convenient plot device!
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Robin5t wrote: I'd probably recommend against writing it as a play-script in a story with a multi-writer format like this, if you're asking for opinions. It definitely sounds like a good idea for a solo story, though!
In any case, I can really see my Masque clashing with yours - mine are more Light in personality, Twilight in operation, while yours seem to be very Dark all the way.
The story I had in mind with my own Solitaire is actually helped along quite nicely by the appearance of your crazy murder Masque, by the way, so thanks for inadvertently becoming a very convenient plot device!
No problem, and I'll stick with writing it normally.
I can see my wolves clashing with at least one eldar faction at this rate. Craft world maybe less so, but harlies more likely.
Can holo feilds hide you from being smelled lol
But I'm currently dug in just outside grimjoy hive in a old space port. So not near you yet.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
The Imperium is not going to be happy with what I've got planned, so its more likely to be my clowns your trying to hunt.
Likely, plus may find your "death games" dishonourable. My wolf lord is rather one for honour and against tricks and lies unless needed.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
Excellent work, Palleus. That's definitely a strong start to the crusade. Now, perhaps Gorgrim and Hannibal will get along? Gorgrim likes flashy tech and Hannibal seems like he can provide it. The main problem is that I'm on a moon and you're on the main planet, but it would be nice to have our greenskins work together in the future.
Thanks! That may be a cool pair up. You be the Gork, and I'll be the Mork
Oh, and thanks for providing the raw materials for his startup Iron Horde, by the way!
I wouldn't have any qualms with you if you wrote the Harlies in a play script fashion. It would be rather funny too see.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.