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Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut







*waves* Um. I think you forgot the other ork player on in Grim, Crion.

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 chazz huggins wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Didnt they bunk with Robin after they got fethed by Kharne?!


yup, its Eldar summer camp

Edit oh and thanks TS for the update I finally put up the map key for the icons.


I am going to assume these are the bases, yes?


Yes.

Edit: Smudge, how'd ya kill da Shelob?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/08 20:43:25


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 chazz huggins wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Didnt they bunk with Robin after they got fethed by Kharne?!


yup, its Eldar summer camp

Edit oh and thanks TS for the update I finally put up the map key for the icons.


I am going to assume these are the bases, yes?


Yes.

Edit: Smudge, how'd ya kill da Shelob?

Twin fusion blades to the face tend to do a wonderful job.


They/them

 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







In a very gory way???? Pleeeaaaaassssseeee...


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 chazz huggins wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Didnt they bunk with Robin after they got fethed by Kharne?!


yup, its Eldar summer camp

Edit oh and thanks TS for the update I finally put up the map key for the icons.


I am going to assume these are the bases, yes?


Yes.

Edit: Smudge, how'd ya kill da Shelob?

Twin fusion blades to the face tend to do a wonderful job.


Good job! Now lets hope you've used all your luck on clearing crappy orks

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Palleus wrote:


*waves* Um. I think you forgot the other ork player on in Grim, Crion.


Thanks, I don't think I got a PM from you, but I was wondering where you deployed. Consider the OP Updated again.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Well, I rolled extrememely well.

Expect more guard.

And what ever Eldar is running around Hive Torcan will not be very pleased soon


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Me like your piece Evergreen,

ATTENTION ALL IMPERIAL FORCES
MURDER THE TYRANIDS BEFORE THEY SPREAD THROUGH THE GALAXY

I'm sorry Evergreen, but your a threat that must be eradicated before you snowball too much.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/08 22:19:38


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Stabbin' Skarboy






 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Me like your piece Evergreen,

ATTENTION ALL IMPERIAL FORCES
MURDER THE TYRANIDS BEFORE THEY SPREAD THROUGH THE GALAXY

I'm sorry Evergreen, but your a threat that must be eradicated before you snowball too much.


The Nidz are currently under the radar to everyone but the orks
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 chazz huggins wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Me like your piece Evergreen,

ATTENTION ALL IMPERIAL FORCES
MURDER THE TYRANIDS BEFORE THEY SPREAD THROUGH THE GALAXY

I'm sorry Evergreen, but your a threat that must be eradicated before you snowball too much.


The Nidz are currently under the radar to everyone but the orks


I know, thats what scares me...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/08 22:21:50


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Scuttling Genestealer




Crion - Chasing after small rodents

The imperials will recognize the threat they face when they find that Cambria is barren.
Long live the hive

TheEyeOfNight-I want a little ripper of my own now, I will call it Little Buddy, and I will feed it the spleens of my enemies. 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 EvergreenArcher wrote:
The imperials will recognize the threat they face when they find that Cambria is barren.
Long live the hive


Considering the fit the trees are putting up, Cambria won't fall. Not for a while.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Ok, now I suddenly don't care what Chazz or TS say, The Imperial and Space Marine fleet would never be as stupid to let that happen. Evergreen should get bombed as soon as the Imperials find any trace of nid anywhere. If it was orks or tau or Eldar, the Imperium would probably refrain fom mass bombardment due to severe collateral damage, but with nids...Everything will die regardless...

^^^Might be a bit unfair considering thats op, but technically how it should go. Assets would be instagibbed, population would be fethed, etc. But oh well, we can only pray for good rolls...

Oh hell, I shouldn'ta talked about rationality and technicallity...TS is going to have my head on a platter before the night is up...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/08 22:48:52


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Ok, now I suddenly don't care what Chazz or TS say, The Imperial and Space Marine fleet would never be as stupid to let that happen. Evergreen should get bombed as soon as the Imperials find any trace of nid anywhere. If it was orks or tau or Eldar, the Imperium would probably refrain fom mass bombardment due to severe collateral damage, but with nids...Everything will die regardless...

^^^Might be a bit unfair considering thats op, but technically how it should go. Assets would be instagibbed, population would be fethed, etc. But oh well, we can only pray for good rolls...


It would be hard to pick up a Tyranid presence on Crion. The trees seem to be throwing off the Auspexes

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Thanks, I don't think I got a PM from you, but I was wondering where you deployed. Consider the OP Updated again.


Thanks! Didn't realize I needed to PM. My bad.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 chazz huggins wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Me like your piece Evergreen,

ATTENTION ALL IMPERIAL FORCES
MURDER THE TYRANIDS BEFORE THEY SPREAD THROUGH THE GALAXY

I'm sorry Evergreen, but your a threat that must be eradicated before you snowball too much.


The Nidz are currently under the radar to everyone but the orks


I know, thats what scares me...


At least we can hope the eldar will slow them down Hope you like fast food Evergreen!

By the way, loved the ork chant.

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Stay away from me you overgrown lizards....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Part 2 shouldn't take that long to come out. But first, Gorgrim needs me.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Well, I rolled extrememely well.

Expect more guard.

And what ever Eldar is running around Hive Torcan will not be very pleased soon



By the time your guard gets there, there'll be no Hive Torcan.


 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Pretty sure you're going to get Space Marine'd

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I swear as soon as I actually get some time to write those space sharks will pay..

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Well, I rolled extrememely well.

Expect more guard.

And what ever Eldar is running around Hive Torcan will not be very pleased soon



By the time your guard gets there, there'll be no Hive Torcan.


I don't think the Harlequins would stoop that low.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

The_Grey_Knight wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Well, I rolled extrememely well.

Expect more guard.

And what ever Eldar is running around Hive Torcan will not be very pleased soon



By the time your guard gets there, there'll be no Hive Torcan.


This will be interesting because your Harly's are gory and so are my space sharks... Khorne will be pleased

War Kitten wrote:I swear as soon as I actually get some time to write those space sharks will pay..


Hey, it's not my fault you ran straight into my Bolter rounds

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
War Kitten wrote:I swear as soon as I actually get some time to write those space sharks will pay..

Hey, it's not my fault you ran straight into my Bolter rounds


Lookin' down da barrel ov a gun
Gruntin' at each ovver
Frough big, sharp teeth
Sayin' "Dis ones goin' bring us som fun."

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
War Kitten wrote:I swear as soon as I actually get some time to write those space sharks will pay..

Hey, it's not my fault you ran straight into my Bolter rounds


Lookin' down da barrel ov a gun
Gruntin' at each ovver
Frough big, sharp teeth
Sayin' "Dis ones goin' bring us som fun."


Lol, i see what you did there

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
War Kitten wrote:I swear as soon as I actually get some time to write those space sharks will pay..

Hey, it's not my fault you ran straight into my Bolter rounds


Lookin' down da barrel ov a gun
Gruntin' at each ovver
Frough big, sharp teeth
Sayin' "Dis ones goin' bring us som fun."


Lol, i see what you did there


I have that song stuck in my head.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Whenever i get a song stuck in my head I take a nap and it usually helps

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Whenever i get a song stuck in my head I take a nap and it usually helps


I never said it was a bad thing

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Whenever i get a song stuck in my head I take a nap and it usually helps


I never said it was a bad thing


True, true

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







Kudos on the co-op piece, guys. Joint ops have a way of being difficult, but good job

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

So many had things coming for my Eldar.... I regret many things now.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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