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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Spoiler:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
What exactly should we put in our characters bio?


Exactly what I was thinking.

Also, I think it would be funny to strikethrough a name rather than delete it when said character dies.


What is this "death" you speak of?


IF a character dies (or leaves), strikethrough the name instead of deleting it. It would be good to see how many characters we actually kill off before the end of the Crusade.


It was a joke, young blood. I have a history of "killing" my characters only for them to reappear.


My friend, I mean this in the friendliest of ways, Your Arrogance Will Be Your Undooing.


As if I haven't already planned for my undoing?


Goddammit TS...I shall enjoy blindsiding you. You shall not see it coming.

Long Live The Hi-I ermhem, mean FOR THE EMPRAH...Yea...Thats it...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Spoiler:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
What exactly should we put in our characters bio?


Exactly what I was thinking.

Also, I think it would be funny to strikethrough a name rather than delete it when said character dies.


What is this "death" you speak of?


IF a character dies (or leaves), strikethrough the name instead of deleting it. It would be good to see how many characters we actually kill off before the end of the Crusade.


It was a joke, young blood. I have a history of "killing" my characters only for them to reappear.


My friend, I mean this in the friendliest of ways, Your Arrogance Will Be Your Undooing.


As if I haven't already planned for my undoing?


Goddammit TS...I shall enjoy blindsiding you. You shall not see it coming.

Long Live The Hi-I ermhem, mean FOR THE EMPRAH...Yea...Thats it...


I have a bit of plot armour on my dudes... And I'm on the moon...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Spoiler:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
What exactly should we put in our characters bio?


Exactly what I was thinking.

Also, I think it would be funny to strikethrough a name rather than delete it when said character dies.


What is this "death" you speak of?


IF a character dies (or leaves), strikethrough the name instead of deleting it. It would be good to see how many characters we actually kill off before the end of the Crusade.


It was a joke, young blood. I have a history of "killing" my characters only for them to reappear.


My friend, I mean this in the friendliest of ways, Your Arrogance Will Be Your Undooing.


As if I haven't already planned for my undoing?


Goddammit TS...I shall enjoy blindsiding you. You shall not see it coming.

Long Live The Hi-I ermhem, mean FOR THE EMPRAH...Yea...Thats it...


I have a bit of plot armour on my dudes... And I'm on the moon...


OH YEA?! Well...I have magical plot-armour shattering potion that I cast on your guys!
(Brings me back to my childhood)

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Spoiler:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
What exactly should we put in our characters bio?


Exactly what I was thinking.

Also, I think it would be funny to strikethrough a name rather than delete it when said character dies.


What is this "death" you speak of?


IF a character dies (or leaves), strikethrough the name instead of deleting it. It would be good to see how many characters we actually kill off before the end of the Crusade.


It was a joke, young blood. I have a history of "killing" my characters only for them to reappear.


My friend, I mean this in the friendliest of ways, Your Arrogance Will Be Your Undooing.


As if I haven't already planned for my undoing?


Goddammit TS...I shall enjoy blindsiding you. You shall not see it coming.

Long Live The Hi-I ermhem, mean FOR THE EMPRAH...Yea...Thats it...


I have a bit of plot armour on my dudes... And I'm on the moon...


OH YEA?! Well...I have magical plot-armour shattering potion that I cast on your guys!
(Brings me back to my childhood)


No seriously, being the last of their kind, they are mucho careful and hiding.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Spoiler:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
What exactly should we put in our characters bio?


Exactly what I was thinking.

Also, I think it would be funny to strikethrough a name rather than delete it when said character dies.


What is this "death" you speak of?


IF a character dies (or leaves), strikethrough the name instead of deleting it. It would be good to see how many characters we actually kill off before the end of the Crusade.


It was a joke, young blood. I have a history of "killing" my characters only for them to reappear.


My friend, I mean this in the friendliest of ways, Your Arrogance Will Be Your Undooing.


As if I haven't already planned for my undoing?


Goddammit TS...I shall enjoy blindsiding you. You shall not see it coming.

Long Live The Hi-I ermhem, mean FOR THE EMPRAH...Yea...Thats it...


I have a bit of plot armour on my dudes... And I'm on the moon...


OH YEA?! Well...I have magical plot-armour shattering potion that I cast on your guys!
(Brings me back to my childhood)


No seriously, being the last of their kind, they are mucho careful and hiding.


I'll find a way...MARK MY WORDS! I. WILL. FIND. YOU!
Your flesh shall bring forth new life, for Nurgle welcomes all!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Spoiler:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
What exactly should we put in our characters bio?


Exactly what I was thinking.

Also, I think it would be funny to strikethrough a name rather than delete it when said character dies.


What is this "death" you speak of?


IF a character dies (or leaves), strikethrough the name instead of deleting it. It would be good to see how many characters we actually kill off before the end of the Crusade.


It was a joke, young blood. I have a history of "killing" my characters only for them to reappear.


My friend, I mean this in the friendliest of ways, Your Arrogance Will Be Your Undooing.


As if I haven't already planned for my undoing?


Goddammit TS...I shall enjoy blindsiding you. You shall not see it coming.

Long Live The Hi-I ermhem, mean FOR THE EMPRAH...Yea...Thats it...


I have a bit of plot armour on my dudes... And I'm on the moon...


OH YEA?! Well...I have magical plot-armour shattering potion that I cast on your guys!
(Brings me back to my childhood)


No seriously, being the last of their kind, they are mucho careful and hiding.


I'll find a way...MARK MY WORDS! I. WILL. FIND. YOU!
Your flesh shall bring forth new life, for Nurgle welcomes all!


Are dudes going Nid-Nurgle on me?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

You're trying to survive, so you ally with my Eldar when the Space Sharks are in the same sector? ARE YOU DAFT MAN?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
You're trying to survive, so you ally with my Eldar when the Space Sharks are in the same sector? ARE YOU DAFT MAN?


I find it very hard to picture a Yank saying 'Daft'.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Well picture harder Aussie, cuz I just did

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
You're trying to survive, so you ally with my Eldar when the Space Sharks are in the same sector? ARE YOU DAFT MAN?


I consider myself tactically superior to the Sharks.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
You're trying to survive, so you ally with my Eldar when the Space Sharks are in the same sector? ARE YOU DAFT MAN?


I consider myself tactically superior to the Sharks.


Tactical Superiority won't save you from a chainsword to the throat

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
Well picture harder Aussie, cuz I just did


It's funny, because I can't. I've seen many different people from many different cultures say it, but never an American. I always thought your tongues couldn't handle it, oh well, ya learn new things everyday I guess.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
You're trying to survive, so you ally with my Eldar when the Space Sharks are in the same sector? ARE YOU DAFT MAN?


I consider myself tactically superior to the Sharks.


AGAIN WITH THE ARROGANCE! ARGH!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

War Kitten wrote:You're trying to survive, so you ally with my Eldar when the Space Sharks are in the same sector? ARE YOU DAFT MAN?


I second this.

Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
You're trying to survive, so you ally with my Eldar when the Space Sharks are in the same sector? ARE YOU DAFT MAN?


I consider myself tactically superior to the Sharks.


How so?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
You're trying to survive, so you ally with my Eldar when the Space Sharks are in the same sector? ARE YOU DAFT MAN?


I consider myself tactically superior to the Sharks.


Tactical Superiority won't save you from a chainsword to the throat


Remember what happened the last time someone tried to use brute force against well laid plans? The Iron Cage happened.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
You're trying to survive, so you ally with my Eldar when the Space Sharks are in the same sector? ARE YOU DAFT MAN?


I consider myself tactically superior to the Sharks.


Tactical Superiority won't save you from a chainsword to the throat


Remember what happened the last time someone tried to use brute force against well laid plans? The Iron Cage happened.


Remember what happens when people get too clever? The Alpha Legion got the gak kicked out of them because they insisted on being clever.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Obviously there wasn't enough brute force. Go ask the orks, they have everything already solved, and it's all through brute force.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Obviously there wasn't enough brute force. Go ask the orks, they have everything already solved, and it's all through brute force.


I second this.

HORKS HORKS HORKS!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

The Imperial Guard: If brute force isn't working, you're not using enough of it

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I mean, my Sharks are as Tactical as any other marine (Probably more so given their emphasis on self reliance)


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

I literally just realised no one has described the AoT/NO fighting style... what a wonder amount of options I have now.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Their fighting style is mind-fething the enemy so hard they just surrender

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
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Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
Their fighting style is mind-fething the enemy so hard they just surrender


Works 8/10 times.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
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The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
Their fighting style is mind-fething the enemy so hard they just surrender


Only Ryus and Sylus do that. The only actual, in depth combat seen from the NO was the Hassassins, who are the best of the best.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
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Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Their fighting style is mind-fething the enemy so hard they just surrender


Only Ryus and Sylus do that. The only actual, in depth combat seen from the NO was the Hassassins, who are the best of the best.


Hassassins = Ultrasmurfs confirmed

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
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What's left of Cadia

As a Smurf player I'm offended by your implication Kharne

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

On a side note, when rolling to attack a player, or a place that has a player inside, can such player counter-roll?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
On a side note, when rolling to attack a player, or a place that has a player inside, can such player counter-roll?


Yes, always.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Their fighting style is mind-fething the enemy so hard they just surrender


Only Ryus and Sylus do that. The only actual, in depth combat seen from the NO was the Hassassins, who are the best of the best.


Hassassins = Ultrasmurfs confirmed


Hassassins are more akin to the Deathwatch...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Twas a joke TS

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
 
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