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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY! "Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.
Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/20 01:36:23
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.
Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.
Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/20 01:46:29
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
*Prepares for the gakstorm with the majority of 4chan*
TOWAR!
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.
Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.
He's a donkey cave in the books too. The UM omnibus shows him as a pretty big donkey cave as well (although that book wasn't a particularly great example of 40k writing...)
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.
Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.
Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines
"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Let's look at the Necrons from an outsiders perspective. The C'tan were mighty beings and were the gods of the Necrons, but no one remembers that. All they see now are the broken shards of broken gods. While the Necrons may still worship the C'tan, to an outsider it would appear that the Necron use them as weapons.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Tactical_Spam wrote: Let's look at the Necrons from an outsiders perspective. The C'tan were mighty beings and were the gods of the Necrons, but no one remembers that. All they see now are the broken shards of broken gods. While the Necrons may still worship the C'tan, to an outsider it would appear that the Necron use them as weapons.
Partially true
<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.
Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.
Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines
"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"
Yes, but what could he be voicing?
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Tactical_Spam wrote: Let's look at the Necrons from an outsiders perspective. The C'tan were mighty beings and were the gods of the Necrons, but no one remembers that. All they see now are the broken shards of broken gods. While the Necrons may still worship the C'tan, to an outsider it would appear that the Necron use them as weapons.
Well, in the old editions, The C'tan WERE gods the Necrons looked up to, not some gakky assed 'Shards' that the Necrons broke in their big ass war cause Matt Ward.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.
Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.
Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines
"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"
Yes, but what could he be voicing?
His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.
Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.
Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines
"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"
Yes, but what could he be voicing?
His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?
YES! Yes! Everyone who is pissed is probably likes the other chapters. Now how would it look to them if this naive, hot shot Sicarius came in to tell them that they suck, the Codex Astartes is baller (though Roboute said it wasn't to be used like Sicarius uses it) and that the Ultramarines are awesome. That's why the Second Company is always portrayed instead of the others. He wants you to be mad at the Ultramarines for being stuck up gak holes.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.
Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.
Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines
"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"
Yes, but what could he be voicing?
His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?
YES! Yes! Everyone who is pissed is probably likes the other chapters. Now how would it look to them if this naive, hot shot Sicarius came in to tell them that they suck, the Codex Astartes is baller (though Roboute said it wasn't to be used like Sicarius uses it) and that the Ultramarines are awesome. That's why the Second Company is always portrayed instead of the others. He wants you to be mad at the Ultramarines for being stuck up gak holes.
So, Your saying, that one of the most loved Chapters, are now hated because of him, and it was a Just As Planned moment? God your too far gone to be salvaged...
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Man...I don't know about this thread sometimes....
War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.
Man...I don't know about this thread sometimes....
It seems to get off topic quite a bit doesn't it?
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!
Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.
Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!
Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.
Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines
"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"
Yes, but what could he be voicing?
His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?
YES! Yes! Everyone who is pissed is probably likes the other chapters. Now how would it look to them if this naive, hot shot Sicarius came in to tell them that they suck, the Codex Astartes is baller (though Roboute said it wasn't to be used like Sicarius uses it) and that the Ultramarines are awesome. That's why the Second Company is always portrayed instead of the others. He wants you to be mad at the Ultramarines for being stuck up gak holes.
So, Your saying, that one of the most loved Chapters, are now hated because of him, and it was a Just As Planned moment? God your too far gone to be salvaged...
No, they are hated because of Sicarius. Sicarius is the reason the Ultramarines are hated.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
bag!"
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War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze 
~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps 
~3250pts
Admech (TBN) 
