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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
*surveys the carnage*

Man...I don't know about this thread sometimes....


It seems to get off topic quite a bit doesn't it?


Well... It IS the OOC/chat thread....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
*surveys the carnage*

Man...I don't know about this thread sometimes....


Yeah... so how's the Reaver Titan?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Spoiler:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:

Never joke about the Ultramarines.


See? This guy's got it


TS deserves a signed copy of the new Codex.

*Yells out into background*

MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!


Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.


Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!


Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.

Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines


"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"


Yes, but what could he be voicing?


His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?


YES! Yes! Everyone who is pissed is probably likes the other chapters. Now how would it look to them if this naive, hot shot Sicarius came in to tell them that they suck, the Codex Astartes is baller (though Roboute said it wasn't to be used like Sicarius uses it) and that the Ultramarines are awesome. That's why the Second Company is always portrayed instead of the others. He wants you to be mad at the Ultramarines for being stuck up gak holes.


So, Your saying, that one of the most loved Chapters, are now hated because of him, and it was a Just As Planned moment? God your too far gone to be salvaged...


No, they are hated because of Sicarius. Sicarius is the reason the Ultramarines are hated.


He elaborated on Sicarius being a complete and utter gakfether. He made other authors portray him in that way by writing him like that, He made Calgar seem like a arrogant glory hungry, pompous douchbag.

As far as I'm concerned, he fethed the Ultramarines harder than the fething Great Devourer.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/20 02:10:56


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Spoiler:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:

Never joke about the Ultramarines.


See? This guy's got it


TS deserves a signed copy of the new Codex.

*Yells out into background*

MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!


Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.


Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!


Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.

Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines


"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"


Yes, but what could he be voicing?


His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?


YES! Yes! Everyone who is pissed is probably likes the other chapters. Now how would it look to them if this naive, hot shot Sicarius came in to tell them that they suck, the Codex Astartes is baller (though Roboute said it wasn't to be used like Sicarius uses it) and that the Ultramarines are awesome. That's why the Second Company is always portrayed instead of the others. He wants you to be mad at the Ultramarines for being stuck up gak holes.


So, Your saying, that one of the most loved Chapters, are now hated because of him, and it was a Just As Planned moment? God your too far gone to be salvaged...


No, they are hated because of Sicarius. Sicarius is the reason the Ultramarines are hated.


He made elaborated on Sicarius being a complete and utter gakfether. He made other authors portray him in that way by writing him like that, He made Calgar seem like a arrogant glory hungry, pompous douchbag.

As far as I'm concerned, he fethed the Ultramarines harder than the fething Great Devourer.


You fail to see the genious behind his writing...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Spoiler:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:

Never joke about the Ultramarines.


See? This guy's got it


TS deserves a signed copy of the new Codex.

*Yells out into background*

MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!


Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.


Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!


Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.

Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines


"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"


Yes, but what could he be voicing?


His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?


YES! Yes! Everyone who is pissed is probably likes the other chapters. Now how would it look to them if this naive, hot shot Sicarius came in to tell them that they suck, the Codex Astartes is baller (though Roboute said it wasn't to be used like Sicarius uses it) and that the Ultramarines are awesome. That's why the Second Company is always portrayed instead of the others. He wants you to be mad at the Ultramarines for being stuck up gak holes.


So, Your saying, that one of the most loved Chapters, are now hated because of him, and it was a Just As Planned moment? God your too far gone to be salvaged...


No, they are hated because of Sicarius. Sicarius is the reason the Ultramarines are hated.


He made elaborated on Sicarius being a complete and utter gakfether. He made other authors portray him in that way by writing him like that, He made Calgar seem like a arrogant glory hungry, pompous douchbag.

As far as I'm concerned, he fethed the Ultramarines harder than the fething Great Devourer.


You fail to see the genious behind his writing...


BECAUSE ITS NON-EXISTANT!

Matt Ward didn't only ass-rape the Ultramarines, have you seen his Blood Angels Codex? HAVE YOU SEEN THE FLUFF BEHIND THE GREY KNIGHTS?! WHAT ABOUT THE NECRONS?!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/20 02:19:47


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Spoiler:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:

Never joke about the Ultramarines.


See? This guy's got it


TS deserves a signed copy of the new Codex.

*Yells out into background*

MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!


Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.


Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!


Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.

Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines


"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"


Yes, but what could he be voicing?


His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?


YES! Yes! Everyone who is pissed is probably likes the other chapters. Now how would it look to them if this naive, hot shot Sicarius came in to tell them that they suck, the Codex Astartes is baller (though Roboute said it wasn't to be used like Sicarius uses it) and that the Ultramarines are awesome. That's why the Second Company is always portrayed instead of the others. He wants you to be mad at the Ultramarines for being stuck up gak holes.


So, Your saying, that one of the most loved Chapters, are now hated because of him, and it was a Just As Planned moment? God your too far gone to be salvaged...


No, they are hated because of Sicarius. Sicarius is the reason the Ultramarines are hated.


He made elaborated on Sicarius being a complete and utter gakfether. He made other authors portray him in that way by writing him like that, He made Calgar seem like a arrogant glory hungry, pompous douchbag.

As far as I'm concerned, he fethed the Ultramarines harder than the fething Great Devourer.


You fail to see the genious behind his writing...


BECAUSE ITS NON-EXISTANT!


You are supposed to hate Sicarius. He and his second company are the poster child, Codex following, goody-two shoes Astartes that you aren't supposed to like. Look at the Uriel Ventris and the Third company. They don't follow the codex to the letter and they appear to be a normal company of Astartes. Look at Chaplain Cassius. He founded the Tyranid War Veteran, a non-codex adherent unit. Despite this, Sicarius is the gakky fether that needs to feel special and always be seen. He is the annoying show off, attention hogging arse hole of the entire Chapter. That is why you hate him.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Oh boy, this thread has gone to gak in a hand basket it seems

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot








Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
*surveys the carnage*

Man...I don't know about this thread sometimes....


Yeah... so how's the Reaver Titan?


Watching me do homework. Helmet piece is done, barring the teeth, and I've started attaching the ludicrously complicated lower leg pistons.

And, just to add to my insanity, I'm eyeing a Chaos Knight soon.

War Kitten wrote:Oh boy, this thread has gone to gak in a hand basket it seems



War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Spoiler:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:

Never joke about the Ultramarines.


See? This guy's got it


TS deserves a signed copy of the new Codex.

*Yells out into background*

MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!


Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.


Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!


Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.

Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines


"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"


Yes, but what could he be voicing?


His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?


YES! Yes! Everyone who is pissed is probably likes the other chapters. Now how would it look to them if this naive, hot shot Sicarius came in to tell them that they suck, the Codex Astartes is baller (though Roboute said it wasn't to be used like Sicarius uses it) and that the Ultramarines are awesome. That's why the Second Company is always portrayed instead of the others. He wants you to be mad at the Ultramarines for being stuck up gak holes.


So, Your saying, that one of the most loved Chapters, are now hated because of him, and it was a Just As Planned moment? God your too far gone to be salvaged...


No, they are hated because of Sicarius. Sicarius is the reason the Ultramarines are hated.


He made elaborated on Sicarius being a complete and utter gakfether. He made other authors portray him in that way by writing him like that, He made Calgar seem like a arrogant glory hungry, pompous douchbag.

As far as I'm concerned, he fethed the Ultramarines harder than the fething Great Devourer.


You fail to see the genious behind his writing...


BECAUSE ITS NON-EXISTANT!


You are supposed to hate Sicarius. He and his second company are the poster child, Codex following, goody-two shoes Astartes that you aren't supposed to like. Look at the Uriel Ventris and the Third company. They don't follow the codex to the letter and they appear to be a normal company of Astartes. Look at Chaplain Cassius. He founded the Tyranid War Veteran, a non-codex adherent unit. Despite this, Sicarius is the gakky fether that needs to feel special and always be seen. He is the annoying show off, attention hogging arse hole of the entire Chapter. That is why you hate him.


Ok, so what your saying is that Sicarius is just the rotten apple in the bunch? Fething bullgak, He fethed the Ultramarines, He fethed the SPACE MARINES, and He fethed the 40K universe.

And by the way, Uriel is Captain of the Fourth company.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Spoiler:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:

Never joke about the Ultramarines.


See? This guy's got it


TS deserves a signed copy of the new Codex.

*Yells out into background*

MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!


Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.


Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!


Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.

Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines


"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"


Yes, but what could he be voicing?


His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?


YES! Yes! Everyone who is pissed is probably likes the other chapters. Now how would it look to them if this naive, hot shot Sicarius came in to tell them that they suck, the Codex Astartes is baller (though Roboute said it wasn't to be used like Sicarius uses it) and that the Ultramarines are awesome. That's why the Second Company is always portrayed instead of the others. He wants you to be mad at the Ultramarines for being stuck up gak holes.


So, Your saying, that one of the most loved Chapters, are now hated because of him, and it was a Just As Planned moment? God your too far gone to be salvaged...


No, they are hated because of Sicarius. Sicarius is the reason the Ultramarines are hated.


He made elaborated on Sicarius being a complete and utter gakfether. He made other authors portray him in that way by writing him like that, He made Calgar seem like a arrogant glory hungry, pompous douchbag.

As far as I'm concerned, he fethed the Ultramarines harder than the fething Great Devourer.


You fail to see the genious behind his writing...


BECAUSE ITS NON-EXISTANT!


You are supposed to hate Sicarius. He and his second company are the poster child, Codex following, goody-two shoes Astartes that you aren't supposed to like. Look at the Uriel Ventris and the Third company. They don't follow the codex to the letter and they appear to be a normal company of Astartes. Look at Chaplain Cassius. He founded the Tyranid War Veteran, a non-codex adherent unit. Despite this, Sicarius is the gakky fether that needs to feel special and always be seen. He is the annoying show off, attention hogging arse hole of the entire Chapter. That is why you hate him.


Ok, so what your saying is that Sicarius is just the rotten apple in the bunch? Fething bullgak, He fethed the Ultramarines, He fethed the SPACE MARINES, and He fethed the 40K universe.

And by the way, Uriel is Captain of the Fourth company.


Yes he is the captain of the fourth, the ones with the green outlines, not the red.

Sicarius is the rotten apple. It felt so satisfying at his tantrum he threw at Damnos when he couldn't win.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
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Working on it

I'm really tempted to make a Crusade of Fury (Rant/Gakstorm) thread

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I'm really tempted to make a Crusade of Fury (Rant/Gakstorm) thread


TBH I should've PM'd this.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
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Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Spoiler:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
[spoiler]
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:

Never joke about the Ultramarines.


See? This guy's got it


TS deserves a signed copy of the new Codex.

*Yells out into background*

MATT! YOU GOT ANOTHER FANBOY!
"Oh boy oh boy, now I can write Spiritua-*BLAM* MATT WARD IS HERESY!


Matt Ward is the best crunch writer and a great fluff writer, it just depends on how you look at his fluff.


Ok, so up until now, I was mostly joking with you, but after that one statement...You are so dead to me. I can't even fathom the amount of PURE UNADULTERATED BULLGAKKERY you had to go through to even think of that sentence...

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!


Let's look at his Ultramarine fluff from the perspective of the most notorious Ultramarine, Cato Sicarius. The Ultramarines look the best don't they? But wait, its not the Ultramarines as a whole, its the Second Company under Cato Sicarius. Notice how we never hear about the first company or the other companies from the perspective of Sicarius. Matt Ward has done much to convey that Cato Sicarius is a self absorbed donkey cave.

Edit: Matt Ward's Ultramarine fluff was never about the Ultramarines as a whole, it was about Cato Sicarius and his interpretations of the Ultramarines


"Marneus Calgar is a Tactical Genius" "All other chapters aspire to be like the Ultramarines"


Yes, but what could he be voicing?


His main focus is too completely piss off the Veterans of the game with this perposterous gakstain of a book?


YES! Yes! Everyone who is pissed is probably likes the other chapters. Now how would it look to them if this naive, hot shot Sicarius came in to tell them that they suck, the Codex Astartes is baller (though Roboute said it wasn't to be used like Sicarius uses it) and that the Ultramarines are awesome. That's why the Second Company is always portrayed instead of the others. He wants you to be mad at the Ultramarines for being stuck up gak holes.


So, Your saying, that one of the most loved Chapters, are now hated because of him, and it was a Just As Planned moment? God your too far gone to be salvaged...


No, they are hated because of Sicarius. Sicarius is the reason the Ultramarines are hated.


He made elaborated on Sicarius being a complete and utter gakfether. He made other authors portray him in that way by writing him like that, He made Calgar seem like a arrogant glory hungry, pompous douchbag.

As far as I'm concerned, he fethed the Ultramarines harder than the fething Great Devourer.


You fail to see the genious behind his writing...


BECAUSE ITS NON-EXISTANT!


You are supposed to hate Sicarius. He and his second company are the poster child, Codex following, goody-two shoes Astartes that you aren't supposed to like. Look at the Uriel Ventris and the Third company. They don't follow the codex to the letter and they appear to be a normal company of Astartes. Look at Chaplain Cassius. He founded the Tyranid War Veteran, a non-codex adherent unit. Despite this, Sicarius is the gakky fether that needs to feel special and always be seen. He is the annoying show off, attention hogging arse hole of the entire Chapter. That is why you hate him.


Ok, so what your saying is that Sicarius is just the rotten apple in the bunch? Fething bullgak, He fethed the Ultramarines, He fethed the SPACE MARINES, and He fethed the 40K universe.

And by the way, Uriel is Captain of the Fourth company.


Yes he is the captain of the fourth, the ones with the green outlines, not the red.

Sicarius is the rotten apple. It felt so satisfying at his tantrum he threw at Damnos when he couldn't win.
[/spoiler]

The rotten apple that seems to have spread to the rest of the Chapter. Matt Ward has failed the Just As Planned.

And I fethed the spoilering again UGH...

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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

And this is the reason folks, why we never, ever compare the NO/AoT with the UM

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
And this is the reason folks, why we never, ever compare the NO/AoT with the UM


Agreed, lets leave it at everyones entitled to their own opinions.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I haven't read the rant, I'm busy remaking a codex

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I haven't read the rant, I'm busy remaking a codex


Don't read it. The cring'll be too hard to handle.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Alright. Now that that's over with. Time to go plan out blowing up a Hive

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I haven't read the rant, I'm busy remaking a codex


Which one Kharne? Codex: Daemons ala Ewryht'eikl?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I haven't read the rant, I'm busy remaking a codex


Which one Kharne? Codex: Daemons ala Ewryht'eikl?


I'm combining the Dark Harvest of IA:12 with the Necron Codex

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I haven't read the rant, I'm busy remaking a codex


Which one Kharne? Codex: Daemons ala Ewryht'eikl?


I'm combining the Dark Harvest of IA:12 with the Necron Codex


Neeto.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

What would you price Relentless at? 10 Points? (For a character)

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/20 02:47:05


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
What would you price Eternal Warrior at? 20 Points?


30+

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Just rolled a major victory to infiltrate Hive Cogger. Things are about to get interesting.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Have fun killing heretics and Penal guys.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
What would you price Eternal Warrior at? 20 Points?


30+


Seems right

War Kitten wrote:Just rolled a major victory to infiltrate Hive Cogger. Things are about to get interesting.


Indeed

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Have fun killing heretics and Penal guys.


And Grey Knights...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Have fun killing heretics and Penal guys.


And Grey Knights...


I'm listing them under heretics.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Have fun killing heretics and Penal guys.


And Grey Knights...


I'm listing them under heretics.


Says the guy who's chapter almost went full traitor. Never go full traitor.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Have fun killing heretics and Penal guys.


And Grey Knights...


I'm listing them under heretics.


Says the guy who's chapter almost went full traitor. Never go full traitor.


Don't even.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
 
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