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If I could quote myself for that comment, I would.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
You're going to run out of room for quotes sooner or later TS. What will you do then?
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
War Kitten wrote: You're going to run out of room for quotes sooner or later TS. What will you do then?
Now this. This is what I was born to see. TS will spontaneously combust due to overwhelming pressure building up in his cerebral cortex. It will then rain rainbows and rice.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
War Kitten wrote: You're going to run out of room for quotes sooner or later TS. What will you do then?
Now this. This is what I was born to see. TS will spontaneously combust due to overwhelming pressure building up in his cerebral cortex. It will then rain rainbows and rice.
Wrong, he will create a website of quotes that he will sig the URL to.
<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator
War Kitten wrote: You're going to run out of room for quotes sooner or later TS. What will you do then?
Make a thread about it.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Bobthehero wrote: Failed to capture the Tiller major, got a Scion dead and another one captured.
Someone's going to have an unpleasant night if I roll well.
Sounds like you need REVENGE. The -Marines- of the -Dorn's Wish Chapter- can be of assistance. Call us up, or visit us at -Hive Torcan-, but visit soon, because we are leaving in -unspecified- days.
But really, if your anywhere near us at Torcan, talk to us, after the Harlies are dead, we will give you your revenge.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
I'm starting to think I'm safer in Hive Cogger.... Bob is scary when he's mad.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Bobthehero wrote: I am in New Pavus, but the matter will be dealt with... internally thanks for the offer, that said
Orighty then, have fun.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Odius Benturas -Chaplain w/t Crozius Arcanum and Bolt pistol (however wargear may vary in circumstances) Veteran of many wars, dislike of Inquisition and heresy (like all Space Marines), Last remaining Chaplain in Chapter, and as such, demands the very best from his men. Gruff in manner, and will not warm to others quickly. Superlative warrior, and will challenge anything larger than him.
Ceasar Xenthes -Captain w/t Relic Blade and Stalker-pattern Bolter and Artificer armour (Wargear may also vary) Captain of the 10th Company, selects only the best recruits, and demands a lot of them. Enjoys drinking with friends (who are usually made via drinking). Values the lives of his Marines above most else, even other Imperials. Superlative marksman, but still skilled with the sword.
Cedric Akagawa -Company Champion, last one of Chapter. Master-crafted custom made Power sword, Custom Combat Shield. Best swordsman in the Chapter. Is still trying to prove self to his peers. Not talkative, but when he does talk, it is usually smart to listen to him.
Inquisitor Garrett Randal warband
Garrett Randal: A man in his late thirties Randal is somewhat of a novice to the order, seen as an unexperienced Inquisitor, his mentor was an old man named Roche Lafayette who passed on several years ago, Randal believes the Ends do not always justifies the means, though that is no reason to be grim. He fears his duty will change him, while he accepts this might happen he would like to remain himself. His retinue is rather unsure of him, their opinions are mixed. Description: Wears carapace armor and a tattered black long coat, carries a plasma pistol and a power sword.
Brother Captain Athenar: Grand Master Leorac assigned Athenar and his men to Lord Inquisitor Roche, when Roche’s protégée took command of Roche’s assets Athenar felt obligated to remain with Randal, he had respect for Roche as he knew him to be a true servant of the god Emperor. It is Athenar's hope that Randal can prove himself worthy to take his mentor’s place in the inqustion, if Randal should fail it would be to Athenar he answers he is both his protector and his handler. Description: Tan skinned usuallt wheres his psychic hood.
Paladin Utilitarius: Assigned to Athenar’s protection Utilitarius is a battle hardened marine for whom the ends always justify the means. He has unrelenting hatred for the taint of chaos and xenos and contempt for both humans and other Astartes, he serves only the god Emperor and the order. Description: Pale and clean shaven with two service bolts in his head. Justicar Freeman: The leader of squad Shogun Brother Freeman is seen as oddly light hearted for his order. He is hard to dislike regardless of an individual’s opinion of the Grey Knights. But make no mistake he is completely loyal in his duty and has enforced the Grey Knights no witness policy in the past. Description: A youthful marine with dark skin and his black hair kept in a short Mohawk
Commissar Jethro Alenko: A veteran of the Chardon crusade and apprentice to Commissar Jack Sheppard, Jethro received his own command. Unfortunately, he was assigned to 4892nd Penal legion. Jethro is unaware who he angered to get assigned such a low company but the young Commissar has opted to make the best of his situation. Description: Alenko lost his left arm on Gallor Prime but has had it replaced with a bionic limb. His arm is less clunky than many other bionic implants and operates like a normal hand would with a few bonuses like a mechanical grip. Commissars uniform, power sword, plasma pistol.
Warden Hoffman: Warden Tulliy Hoffman is responsible for the unruly prisoners that make up 4892 penal legion. He despises his charges viewing them a little more than a servitors to throw at the enemy. As an Arbite Hoffman saw the worst humanity had to offer and believes the emperor’s holy law is the only thing of any real value. Description: Standard Arbite Gear, bolt pistol, stun baton, Helmet, armor, and favorite knife. Short cropped hair is greyed and his left eye replaced by a bionic implant after an encounter with an unruly prisoner
Captain Amanda Kid: Captain Kid is the commander of Inquisitor’s most elite henchmen. Kid joined up with Randal willingly and had the good fortune to retain her memories of her time in the Mordian Iron Guard. Description: Inquisitorial Storm Trooper armor, Bolt Pistol, and Power axe. dark skin and short black hair shaven on one side of her head.
Prisoner 3434: 1 account of Murder. Description: Flakk armor, orange jumpsuit, las gun
Prisoner 1597: 19 accounts of Insubordination. Description: Flakk armor, orange jumpsuit, las gun
Arbitrator Halouck: The Arbite squad leader of Squad 37582 “The Jackals” Both prisoners 3434 and 1597 are attached to this squad.
House Valorn
Moira Valorn- Eldest of the 4 Valorn Children, and the newly ascended High Queen of the Valorn House. Generally a very serious person, although as of late she has shown a great eagerness for battle with the enemies of Mankind. Pilots the Knight Castigator Spear of Light
Amanda Valorn- Second eldest of the 4 Valorn Children, and High Queen Moira's Kingsward (aka bodyguard). Generally a kind and gentle soul. Pilots the Knight Lancer Righteous Fury
Sera Valorn- Third eldest of the 4 Valorn Children, and she holds the title of Herald. Typically hot-headed, but a very cunning tactician. Pilots the Knight Atrapos Unwavering Faith
Cassius Valorn- Youngest of the 4 Valorn Children, and holds the title of Baron. Very serious personality. Pilots the Knight Acheron Unyielding
Captain Falkon- Defacto leader of the armsmen of House Valorn. Very devoted to House Valorn, as they saved his life a few years ago, and so he swore to serve them for as long as they need him. Veteran of the Chardon Crusade
Sergeant Ada- Falkon's second-in-command. Typically hot-headed, but shows great promise as a tactician
Carcharodons
Captain Taranis. with anyone who serves the Emperor, Xenos or not. (is a psyker)
Chaplain Exitar never leaves is armor and is incredibly old.
Tech Marine Artemis is very reserved and down to earth Ogun loves to create defenses
Tempestor Prime Gallus Tauron Equipement: Plasma pistol, power fist, reinforced void suit, a bunch of grenades and random pieces of kit, depending on what's the mission He's the current senior officer of the 85th, one of the few Scions that wasn't '' reforged '' by them, but an actually original member of the Battalion. He's a rather prudent man who prefers to stick to recon mission, doesn't like losing troops or large scale deployement of men, he's not one for diplomacy, but he can usually be made to work with the rest of Imperial forces thanks to Castella influence.
Tempestor Secundus Riley Enoch Equipement: Mastercrafted hotshot lasgun with an auxiliary grenade launcher, combat knife, carapace armor, extra kit like Gallus The commander of the so called '' Riley's Fist '', the airbrone assault company of the 85th. Not much for recce, his company is there when the 85th needs something destryoed. He's quick to act and anger, and when he does, violence usually follows, he's more callous than Gallus, and would much rather use his men to take care of problems rather than call for external help.
Tempestor Secundus Castella Lor Equipement: Flamer, bolt pistol, power sword, carapace armor, lots of kit Gallus second in command and the one who will take over the Battalion if Gallus dies, she's been in the unit for a while now. Gallus usually sends her to take care of diplomacy and dealing with other factions, as her calm demeanor helps in negotiations. She's also the most level headed of the leadership of the 85th, and usually reviews the plan the last to figure glaring flaws.
The Emperor’s Hounds
Faolan Gall - Alpha (captain) of the 4th pack (company) of the Emperor’s Hounds. He is an honourable combatant and can be hard on his men sometimes but is a softie at heart, despises Kroot due to an incident in which left his personal hound dead. Long, black hair with a long beard to match.
Cearul Adair - Faolan’s protégé so to speak, his second in command and a bit more friendly in his approach to people, and is able to joke around, bald with a thick yet short beard.In Faolan’s Honour Guard
Cadfael - Techmarine, no other details revealed at this time Ardan Rymus - Faolan’s old friend shares many of his friends ideals but prefers to follow rather than rule. In Faolan’s Honour Guard
Emyr Glaw - In Faolan’s Honour Guard, un bearded which is unusual in the chapter, short jet black hair. Pryce Nye - Newest member of Faolan’s Honour Guard, sports a thick braided hair going halfway down his back with a braided beard falled down just past his chin.
Rhodri - Hound Master looks after the dogs in the kennels and a pain in Faolan’s backside
Baltair Seoc - Chapter Master, former Chief Apothecary
Xenos
Orks
Da Iron Horde
Hannibal (Big Mek): The leader of the iron Horde. Hannibal was a regular nob regaled to ship building when a shard of the space hulk fell from the sky. His natural Mek instincts have since gone into a frenzy. He is constantly making creations, and is rising though the ork ranks to create his own army using cunning over brute force.
IronGore (Tankbuster Boss/Demolitions expert): Once a nob for boss Skull Eater, IronGore was captured during a fight with Nerozz da Ugly, and was forced to fight in an arena for years. He was freed by Hannibal, and has pledged his service to him for it.
Guts da Vagabond (Kommando Boss): After an unsuccessful attempt attempting to take down Nerozz da Ugly, Guts had his eye gouged, and retreated into the forest with some of his boys. He survived through years of being constantly hunted. Hannibal recruited him to help take down Nerozz, and Guts has been a valuable part of his army ever since.
Ace Blackblood (Flash Git Boss): Once part of Nerozz da Ugly's honor guard, Ace was assigned to lead the next boat invasion of the mainland (a certain death). Hannibal recruited him soon after, promising him a much brighter future. His keen aim has proven a valuable asset.
Gort Badstomp (Boss Nob): Head of Nerozz da Ugly's honor guard, Gort attempted to step in during the duel between Hannibal and Nerozz. Hannibal defeated him, and as a result Gort's hands were rendered useless. In a poor situation, Gort was forced to stay with Hannibal. Not one to waste good talent, Hannibal has used Gort to command the assembly line, and on the battlefield, giving him a pair of power claws for battlefield use.
WAAAGH BadToof
Gorgrim BadToof Gorgrim has more Gork than Mork in him, and likes tech that involves big booms and heavy hits. He wields a looted thunder hammer, and a speshul shoota that is a shoota-scorcha, IE it kan shoot da flames an' da dakka. Gorgrim also has a liking for his boss pole, so any notable kills he gets are going to be put on that.
Glotzinga da Mad Dok Glotzinga is a bit crazy, like any mek, and will gladly attach a living grot to an ork as a prosthetic limb if he thinks it's an improvement. He's also the only ork in the Waagh that can talk a little smack to Gorgrim without getting killed for it, so long as it's just insults under his breath, and not an open challenge.
Grizby da Grot Grizby is Gorgrim's personal grot, and spends most of his time getting smacked by Gorgrim or hanging out in Gorgrim's trukk, before it got destroyed. A sneaky git, to be sure, and smart enough to not be near Gorgrim when he's mad. Or Glotzinga at all, come to think of it.
Killrod da Deff Dread, a veeeeeeeery old Deff Dread who sees potential in Gorgrim. He has a grudge against Gorehound da Cook, and also can have a bit of short term memory loss sometimes. Like a dreadnought, but a lot angrier and stompier, personality wise.
Tau
Skyhunter Cadre.
Shas'O Tash'var Kor'Kauyon Mont'yr Kais Or'es Doran Gal'leath, or Commander Skyhunter - Leader of the Cadre, wields twin fusion blasters and fusion blades on his XV82 Crisis Suit. Now also sports a salvaged Blood Dragon Dreadnought's power axe. Favours getting in close for combat, and is accompanied by a retinue of Crisis Suits. Bound into the suit, due to crippling injuries suffered in battle.
Gue'vesa'El Vandred - Sub-Commander of the Cadre's infantry, wields a pulse pistol and power sword in his combat armour. Specialises in supporting and directing the cadre's Fire Warriors in the heat of battle.
Shas'El Ksi'm'yen Ta'serra Gal Runal Monat M'yen, or Sub-Commander Shadowbrand - The Sub-Commander of Sunstrike's recon formations, and directs and leads scouting operations to support the cadre's assaults. She wields a drone-enhanced pulse carbine with her recon armour, or dons XV-15 Stealth armour and totes a burst cannon into battle.
Fio'El Mirrorstone - Sub-Commander of the garrison. She handles the cadre's logistics, fortification, and drone defense net placement, but rarely takes to the field. Previously an Earth Caste Commander.
Kor'El Darkspear - Air Caste Commander, and directs and sanctions flight operations over Sunstrike's territories. Works closely with Skyhunter in planning the cadre's devastating aerial assaults.
Shas'vre Ghostwalk - Commander of First Reconnaissance Cadre, under Sub-Commander Shadowbrand. Prefers a Ghostkeel Battlesuit, although he has worn XV-25 Stealth armour when necessary. Very elitist and racist to the human auxiliaries.
Shas'ui Tsa'lan - Leader of First Pathfinder Team, after Shas'ui Vio'fas' death. Dislikes Ghostwalk, feels very outmatched in her role as Shas'ui, and has a close relationship to Harland.
Gue'vesa'ui Harland - Leader of Second Pathfinder Team. Human soldier, ingenuitive and skilled at combat, but deeply attached to his squadmates and affected greatly by surprise failures.
Kroot Pack Ta'lok
-Master Shaper Ta'lok: Ta'lok is a bit like Leonardo and Master Splinter put together, and as such is wise, kind, and also a fierce fighter. He uses a pulse rifle, and bladed quarterstaff, but also carries other side arms and knives with him depending on what the job involves.
Grulkin: Tall, even for Kroot, and quick to anger. He's a bit on the feral side, and Ta'lok isn't afraid to use him as a heavy weapon when he needs to.
Lo'kai: Winged kroot, older brother of Kai'lo. Doctor/medic of the group. Patient, and skilled. Kai'lo: Winged kroot, younger brother of Lo'kai, and an expert in poisons. A fanatic some might say.
Seri: Female Kroot who comes from a line of Dark Eldar hunters. She's sadistic, cruel, and takes enjoyment out of slowly killing an enemy in excruciating pain.
Meenos: Lone wolf type character. He also happens to be a blank, and is invaluable to Ta'lok.
Mal'caor: Kroothound of Ta'lok. Vicious bite, and loyal to Ta'lok above anyone and anything else
Eldar
Craft World Iybraesil
Farseer Lilliana- Leader of the Iybraesil Warhost on Crion, and a very powerful and accomplished Farseer. Has come to combat the Ork, Necron, and Chaos threats that plague the planet. Generally laid-back, although she hates Chaos with a passion, and strives to destroy it wherever she finds it.
Warlock Raela- Lilliana's second-in-command on Crion. Cunning personality, and utterly devoted to the survival of Iybraesil
Chaos
Flayed Legion
Father Lazarus: Cultist champion, Herald of the Flayed Lord, leader of the Brotherhood of the Red Banner. Artificial left eye, wears a tattered Imperial Guard colonel's coat.
Mordecai: Lazarus's shield-bearer and right hand, wears a white mask in honor of the Flayed Lord
Jael: Former noblewoman of Cogger, joined the Brotherhood in secret and betrayed the Hive to them during the uprising
Lamech: First of the Drachen enforcers, former homicidal lunatic and veteran of Hive Cogger's penal system.
NPC
Crion Loyalist
Lord Governor Tobias Payn: The portly Planetary Governor of Crion. Age 68 became Lord governor at 35 after the death of his father (A tragic accident when he went hunting for feral orks on Indo Cambria) Tobias’s father was considered to be a man of the people much unlike his current son who rules Crion like Tyrant. In the past twenty years the Governor has raised the Imperial Tariff to triple what it was when his father reigned. Much to the woe of the citizens of Crion. Tobias justifies the high Tariff as being for the greater good of the Imperium,
Javier Maldonado: The Lord Mayor of Ros Hannoi
Tillers Horatio Payne: the alleged bastard child of Tobias Payne that promises to end the tyranny of Tobias Payne. The tillers view Horatio as a folk hero his reputed for leading his men on many of their gorilla style raids.
Major O’Connell: A PDF turn coat operating in the City of New Pavus
Seeder: A mysterious Tiller informant. Referenced only in an obsecure letter found on the corpse of Sergei Zekva
Sergei Zekva (Deceased): The former Kretchma ganger who was head of the Tillers in Hive Torcan. Killed by Harlaquin Sheagoresh
Edgar Beaconn: The head of the Tillers in Kampf’s anchorage.
Orks
Big Boss An unknown ork who has come from off world and begun unifying the feral clans under his banner.
Nogrod of Da Spidas (Deceased): The Ork Shaman who through his magic controlled an army of Spida Ridas. However, after his death at the Blood Dragon Ruins many of the spiders turned on their riders only the most skilled Riders were able to keep their mount in line. Nogrod and his gargantuan spider mount were slain by Shas’O Skyhunter
Neroz Da Ugly (Deceased): Neroz was called the Ugly because his face is held together by thick metal staples, he constantly reopens the wounds to keep up his gruesome appearance. He was massive and a yellow vomit shade of green. Neroz was the klan boss of the orks residing on Grim. Was killed by Big Mek Hannibal when he usurped his clan from him.
KoreGog Da Bloody (Deceased): KoreGog thought blood was the single most beautiful adornment any ork could wear, KoreGog was fond of constantly rubbing his face in fresh gore. KoreGog head of the Jorgan Orks met his end when a very special Tyranid Lictor infiltrated his camp and slaughtered him.
Boss SkullEater: A Goff War Boss who has until recently been considered the “Krusha of Crion”. However recently the ork has thrown his lot in behind the mysterious Big Boss. This caught many of the other bosses off guard as SkullEater was arguably the biggest ork power on Crion until recently.
Kort BloodSpitta “The Mean One”: An ork covered in tattoos and scars, each a memory of a good fight. Kort took up the mantle of Boss when KoreGog died.
Kernal BloodKill “Da Kernal”: A former Ork Kommando who has a mind for greater strategy. BloodKill thinks himself a master strategist and feels he must dress the part; he wears a massive blue coat that is a mockery of those worn by Captains in the Imperial navy, and a right snazzy hat. BloodKill rides into combat atop a massive boar DagBuzz. Bloodkill cares more for that boar than he does for any ork under his command. Da Kernal found DagBuzz in the forest, its mother had abandoned it as a runt. BloodKill saw potential in the runt and killed an ork who wanted it for dinner.
Gorehound Da Cook: GoreHound da Fat is what many call him as this ork is a glutton he is known to eat a human as a snack. GoreHound doesn’t care what or who he eats so long as the poor creature died by his hands.
Mek Slabkill: A proper Mek is hard to come by on Crion or its moons. Slabkill a Bad Moon saw his unique talents as a perfect business opportunity, the ork sells his kustom creations for top dollar (Or Tooth) to the various other war bosses around Crion. If you see a nob with a half decent firearm, it is quite likely it came from Slabkill. Slabkill has a small army of ork mercenaries protecting him but for what they lack in numbers they more than make up for in firepower. Slabkill even has access to a looted Thunderhawk gunship that he assembled from bitz and pieces found in pilfered Blood Dragon ruins.
Dok Kavorkoz “Boot Brain”: There was a legend that Dok Kavorkoz replaced his brain with a boot these rumors began to annoy Kavorkoz so he proved he didn’t by sawing off the top half of his scalp and skull and showing his army of followers that a brain resided in there. Kavorkoz replaced the missing section of skull with large slab of Adamentium taken from a Blood Dragon ruin. However, Kavorkoz has only grown madder since this act as parasites and mold have found their way to his brain and have embedded themselves there. It is rumored that the Pain Boss has cemented an alliance with the mysterious Big Boss.
Kavorkoz’s Monster “MadKan”: After stumbling across an unoccupied suit of Dreadnought armor in a Blood Dragon ruin Dok Kavorkoz had an idea. Kavorkoz found a poor less than willing test subject and with the help of Mek Slabkill the Dok implanted the ork into the suit of dreadnought plate. When the nob awoke from surgery he found his world was nothing but pain and went berserk destroying the dok’s lab. Realizing he could not control his creation Kavorkoz banished his creation to Zike. Once unleashed on Zike the creation went wherever it could find a fight and slaughtered everything it came across. Eventually the many of the local orks began following the monster and began to dub it MadKan. The orks had come to form da cult of MadKan viewing the creation as a herald of Gork. Though the ork cultists still followed the beast from far away. Eventually MadKan learned not to attack his followers and after that learned to talk to them, though MadKan often has sudden flashes of old pain and memories, not all of the pain and memories are his however.
Zogface Gitburn: Gitburn is an arsonist, he dreams of one day seeing all of Crion in a glorious blaze. The ork wears a welding mask that he will only flip up for the occasional booze, food, and smokes.
Misc
Bleeders and Kretchmas: The two gangs that once warred over the lower hive of Torcan.
Still need some bios from you guys, but I've added this to the OP
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/21 08:11:46
Gak, I noticed a typo in Glotzinga's description. I meant to say, "Glotzinga, like any Dok..." Sorry Chazz, I thought I caught all of my mistakes before I sent it.
And also, feth, I need to get going. Bob's going to get Horatio soon if I don't.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
The_Grey_Knight wrote: Just a question, would you guys prefer more frequent shorter pieces, or less frequent longer pieces?
Less frequent longer pieces. If you do a bunch of little ones on a daily basis for about a month, you'll run out of material and have to attack yourself
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Finally had the chance to post the first result of my latest rolls. Sorry it took a while, it's been a busy week and a bit.
In which Fallacy, Dranc and Imryll solve a puzzle, run into a spot of trouble with a rather irate librarian (and not the kind you're thinking of), and obtain some intriguing new reading material.
I'll put some character bios together tomorrow night after work, I reckon. I only really have five characters that matter and one of them doesn't talk, at all, so it won't take much work.
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Robin5t wrote: Finally had the chance to post the first result of my latest rolls. Sorry it took a while, it's been a busy week and a bit.
In which Fallacy, Dranc and Imryll solve a puzzle, run into a spot of trouble with a rather irate librarian (and not the kind you're thinking of), and obtain some intriguing new reading material.
I'll put some character bios together tomorrow night after work, I reckon. I only really have five characters that matter and one of them doesn't talk, at all, so it won't take much work.
Nice piece of work, very much enjoyed it.
I rather expected the Harlequins to be able to deal with the Dreadnought faster, but I was pleasantly surprised!
Not going to lie, Robin, you put me in a tough spot. I wasn't sure if I wanted the dreadnought to kill your Death Jester, or if I wanted the opposite. I do like both units a fair bit. Though I suppose that killing the dread was a mercy blow at that point. He was probably a lot more than insane after sitting there for who knows how long, rotting away while he stands ever vigilant.
Well done, and I liked that it took awhile to kill the dreadnought, though I think the scene probably happened a whole lot quicker than it seemed, if it was in live action, but that's just my enterpretation. Also, the fact that it seemed longer does help show that even the best fighters can't go around killing everything in a few seconds, we may each have our own band of hardcore soldiers, but we aren't unstoppable gods.
(Edits are because it got posted early.)
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Well done Chazz, Just my Chapter is actually called 'Dorns Wish' (Feth me that makes me cringe every fething time), And you forgot the 'I' in Iodius, but other than that, well done.
Oh, one other thing. Reading through the entire index was great, until I got to the Tau.
The names just make my brain implode. Please mate, how do you come up with a 16 syllable name (and remember it) without dying three times over.
Well played Smudge. Well Played indeed.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Sgt. Vanden wrote: Well done Chazz, Just my Chapter is actually called 'Dorns Wish' (Feth me that makes me cringe every fething time), And you forgot the 'I' in Iodius, but other than that, well done.
Oh, one other thing. Reading through the entire index was great, until I got to the Tau.
The names just make my brain implode. Please mate, how do you come up with a 16 syllable name (and remember it) without dying three times over.
Well played Smudge. Well Played indeed.
You know..... you COULD change the name of the Chapter. Gee-dubs retcons stuff all the time, so can you
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Sgt. Vanden wrote: Well done Chazz, Just my Chapter is actually called 'Dorns Wish' (Feth me that makes me cringe every fething time), And you forgot the 'I' in Iodius, but other than that, well done.
Oh, one other thing. Reading through the entire index was great, until I got to the Tau.
The names just make my brain implode. Please mate, how do you come up with a 16 syllable name (and remember it) without dying three times over.
Well played Smudge. Well Played indeed.
You know..... you COULD change the name of the Chapter. Gee-dubs retcons stuff all the time, so can you
He'll half to kill 90% of the chapter to instill a name change.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
Sgt. Vanden wrote: Well done Chazz, Just my Chapter is actually called 'Dorns Wish' (Feth me that makes me cringe every fething time), And you forgot the 'I' in Iodius, but other than that, well done.
Oh, one other thing. Reading through the entire index was great, until I got to the Tau.
The names just make my brain implode. Please mate, how do you come up with a 16 syllable name (and remember it) without dying three times over.
Well played Smudge. Well Played indeed.
You know..... you COULD change the name of the Chapter. Gee-dubs retcons stuff all the time, so can you
He'll half to kill 90% of the chapter to instill a name change.
They're already on a 8th of what they originally were.
TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
Sgt. Vanden wrote: Well done Chazz, Just my Chapter is actually called 'Dorns Wish' (Feth me that makes me cringe every fething time), And you forgot the 'I' in Iodius, but other than that, well done.
Oh, one other thing. Reading through the entire index was great, until I got to the Tau.
The names just make my brain implode. Please mate, how do you come up with a 16 syllable name (and remember it) without dying three times over.
Well played Smudge. Well Played indeed.
You know..... you COULD change the name of the Chapter. Gee-dubs retcons stuff all the time, so can you
He'll half to kill 90% of the chapter to instill a name change.
They're already on a 8th of what they originally were.
It was a joke and a nod to the Arbiters of Truth.
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.