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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Well done Chazz, Just my Chapter is actually called 'Dorns Wish' (Feth me that makes me cringe every fething time), And you forgot the 'I' in Iodius, but other than that, well done.

Oh, one other thing. Reading through the entire index was great, until I got to the Tau.

The names just make my brain implode. Please mate, how do you come up with a 16 syllable name (and remember it) without dying three times over.
Well played Smudge. Well Played indeed.


You know..... you COULD change the name of the Chapter. Gee-dubs retcons stuff all the time, so can you


He'll half to kill 90% of the chapter to instill a name change.


They're already on a 8th of what they originally were.


It was a joke and a nod to the Arbiters of Truth.


Then I tip my hat to you sir.

*Tips hat*

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*tips fedora*
M'lady.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
*tips fedora*
M'lady.


Annala does not appreciate your sense of humour

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
*tips fedora*
M'lady.


Annala does not appreciate your sense of humour


Lets just take a moment to appreciate the name.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*tips fedora even harder*
M'lady

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

* ******** *
" ............ "

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

You finished "Kharnes New And Improved Necron Supplement Codex: Dark Havest" Yet?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
You finished "Kharnes New And Improved Necron Supplement Codex: Dark Havest" Yet?


It is honestly a pain in the

I'm trying to decide if I should use the established rules and stuff or if I should scrap it all (minus units/theme/etc.) and start a new

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
You finished "Kharnes New And Improved Necron Supplement Codex: Dark Havest" Yet?


You forgot to include the registered trademark

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

It's actually just

Kharne's Dark Harvest Necron Supplement TM

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
It's actually just

Kharne's Dark Harvest Necron Supplement TM


Pfft, boring, make it more spiffy. Add more words, exaggerate, and what not.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
*tips fedora*
M'lady.


Annala does not appreciate your sense of humour


Lets just take a moment to appreciate the name.


What?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
*tips fedora*
M'lady.


Annala does not appreciate your sense of humour


Lets just take a moment to appreciate the name.


What?


Don't worry about it.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

What exactly is in a codex supplement?

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
What exactly is in a codex supplement?


It supplements the codex.

All jokes aside, all it really does is give a few formations, maybe add a unit or two, thats about it.

OH! And it adds in a special rule or two.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
Just a question, would you guys prefer more frequent shorter pieces, or less frequent longer pieces?


Less frequent longer pieces. If you do a bunch of little ones on a daily basis for about a month, you'll run out of material and have to attack yourself


Say what you will, that piece was pretty cool

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
What exactly is in a codex supplement?


It supplements the codex.

All jokes aside, all it really does is give a few formations, maybe add a unit or two, thats about it.

OH! And it adds in a special rule or two.


*cough*Militarum Tempestus*cough*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

So this is what I'm going to include

-New Warlord Traits
-4 New Formations 'non-decurion style'
-Use Units form IA12 (I will be changin stas/point costs)
-New Special rules for said formations
-2 Missions.Scenarios (What is the difference between the 2?)

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/22 02:15:37


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
Just a question, would you guys prefer more frequent shorter pieces, or less frequent longer pieces?


Less frequent longer pieces. If you do a bunch of little ones on a daily basis for about a month, you'll run out of material and have to attack yourself


Say what you will, that piece was pretty cool


It was better when I wen tback to read it after I read your comment

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Stubborn Eternal Guard







Hey guys, need help on making my pieces darker, because at their moment they're just on the gory side of things. Any suggestions??


 
   
Made in us
Stabbin' Skarboy






 Robin5t wrote:
Finally had the chance to post the first result of my latest rolls. Sorry it took a while, it's been a busy week and a bit.

In which Fallacy, Dranc and Imryll solve a puzzle, run into a spot of trouble with a rather irate librarian (and not the kind you're thinking of), and obtain some intriguing new reading material.

I'll put some character bios together tomorrow night after work, I reckon. I only really have five characters that matter and one of them doesn't talk, at all, so it won't take much work.


I laughed out loud when I read the part about the statues very well done
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
Hey guys, need help on making my pieces darker, because at their moment they're just on the gory side of things. Any suggestions??


Only suggestion I can give is give a more in-depth description of the background, make sure you include all the crazy gak your harlies do, and very very very evil dialogue. Make us hate your Harlies. In hate, love blooms, just ask my previous girlfriends. They hated me, then they liked me, now they dislike me once more.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/22 13:21:17


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

So how goes the assault on Torcan comrades?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Kharne hasn't rolled yet, but we have strategised (I'm probs over thinking this by a million), so I think this could go both ways atm. Harlies are hard to kill mind you.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Swift Swooping Hawk





 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
Hey guys, need help on making my pieces darker, because at their moment they're just on the gory side of things. Any suggestions??

Maybe focus less on the gore and more on the psychological effect you have on the enemy.

Any old psycho with a chainsword can turn a battlefield with a bloody mess - but you lot? You have finesse. You do it with style. Remember, you're Harlequins - you're 40k's undisputed masters of working a crowd, make them hate your guts, kick every puppy. Throw in some creepy rhymes here and there, be sure to give your victims plenty of false hope spots before the blade falls, taunt and belittle your enemies to slam home just how hopeless their situation really is. Also, think up some inventively horrific fates for those who are foolish enough to oppose you.

...wait, why am I trying to give you advice on this? The worse you get, the worse my rep will be by association. Be nice. Friendly. Give people lots of cuddly things. Die like flies when the Space Marines come for you like non-Tau Xenos in a Black Library novel.
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Robin5t wrote:
 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
Hey guys, need help on making my pieces darker, because at their moment they're just on the gory side of things. Any suggestions??

Maybe focus less on the gore and more on the psychological effect you have on the enemy.

Any old psycho with a chainsword can turn a battlefield with a bloody mess - but you lot? You have finesse. You do it with style. Remember, you're Harlequins - you're 40k's undisputed masters of working a crowd, make them hate your guts, kick every puppy. Throw in some creepy rhymes here and there, be sure to give your victims plenty of false hope spots before the blade falls, taunt and belittle your enemies to slam home just how hopeless their situation really is. Also, think up some inventively horrific fates for those who are foolish enough to oppose you.

...wait, why am I trying to give you advice on this? The worse you get, the worse my rep will be by association. Be nice. Friendly. Give people lots of cuddly things. Die like flies when the Space Marines come for you like non-Tau Xenos in a Black Library novel.


I feel stupid in your presence...

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







Good post Chazz, will try to have responses up to both of you this weekend

Eldar to the left of me, Knights to right, and here I am, stuck in the middle with 6+ armor saves. Poo.

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Robin5t wrote:
 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
Hey guys, need help on making my pieces darker, because at their moment they're just on the gory side of things. Any suggestions??

Maybe focus less on the gore and more on the psychological effect you have on the enemy.

Any old psycho with a chainsword can turn a battlefield with a bloody mess - but you lot? You have finesse. You do it with style. Remember, you're Harlequins - you're 40k's undisputed masters of working a crowd, make them hate your guts, kick every puppy. Throw in some creepy rhymes here and there, be sure to give your victims plenty of false hope spots before the blade falls, taunt and belittle your enemies to slam home just how hopeless their situation really is. Also, think up some inventively horrific fates for those who are foolish enough to oppose you.

...wait, why am I trying to give you advice on this? The worse you get, the worse my rep will be by association. Be nice. Friendly. Give people lots of cuddly things. Die like flies when the Space Marines come for you like non-Tau Xenos in a Black Library novel.


I feel stupid in your presence...


Sometimes I feel that way after I write. I baffle myself.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Robin5t wrote:
 The_Grey_Knight wrote:
Hey guys, need help on making my pieces darker, because at their moment they're just on the gory side of things. Any suggestions??

Maybe focus less on the gore and more on the psychological effect you have on the enemy.

Any old psycho with a chainsword can turn a battlefield with a bloody mess - but you lot? You have finesse. You do it with style. Remember, you're Harlequins - you're 40k's undisputed masters of working a crowd, make them hate your guts, kick every puppy. Throw in some creepy rhymes here and there, be sure to give your victims plenty of false hope spots before the blade falls, taunt and belittle your enemies to slam home just how hopeless their situation really is. Also, think up some inventively horrific fates for those who are foolish enough to oppose you.

...wait, why am I trying to give you advice on this? The worse you get, the worse my rep will be by association. Be nice. Friendly. Give people lots of cuddly things. Die like flies when the Space Marines come for you like non-Tau Xenos in a Black Library novel.


I feel stupid in your presence...


Sometimes I feel that way after I write. I baffle myself.


You. Hush. Hush. Shhhh.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
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Swift Swooping Hawk





 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
Good post Chazz, will try to have responses up to both of you this weekend

Eldar to the left of me, Knights to right, and here I am, stuck in the middle with 6+ armor saves. Poo.
Think you've got it bad? I don't even have armour saves!

...I mean, I've got 5+ invulnerables all around, but you don't need to know that.
   
 
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