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Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
Well, I'm about half way through naming all my companies/platoons/Squadrons for my Guard...Does 1440ish men in a 'not full strength regiment' seem about right? They also have 21 Leman Russes, 18 Basilisks and a VERY big number of Chimera's and Valkyries.
You know what, I'll just post it here so you guys can comment my gakky names...
Spoiler:
Regimental command Lord-General Henri McFallen
Command group Sloan Roughly 40 men per platoon(Each with associated Chimeras) 1st platoon 1st company (Philodus Ostoan) -Line infantry 2nd platoon 1st company (Zylen Vedar) -Line infanty 3rd platoon 1st company (Jivuras Palen) -Line infantry 4th platoon 1st company (Janora Idovus) -Line infantry 5th platoon 1st company (Sonnia Cipeim) -Line infantry 6th platoon 1st company (Giovanni Marino) -Line infantry
Command group Yelen Roughly 40 men per platoon(Each with associated Chimeras) 1st platoon 2nd company (Haspek Curiette) -Eviction squad (flamer units) 2nd platoon 2nd company (Ertvo Mosim) -Eviction squad (flamer units) 3rd platoon 2nd company (Facine Hyrena) -Eviction squad (flamer units) 4th platoon 2nd company (Hadeus Denonia -Heavy unit removalists (Plasma units)
5th platoon 2nd company (Idola Ceridia) -Heavy unit removalists (Plasma units) 6th platoon 2nd company (Tasir Agonian) -Disruptor squad (Grenade units)
Command group Bjorvan Roughly 40 men per platoon(Each with associated Chimeras) 1st platoon 3rd company (Sansa Dalin) -Line infantry 2nd platoon 3rd company (Lai Rotanch) -Line infantry 3rd platoon 3rd company (Pablo Vanchez) -Line infantry 4th platoon 3rd company (Yiakopo De’Pavieli) -Line infantry 5th platoon 3rd company (Ulyssys Papus) -Line infantry 6th platoon 3rd company (Zephyr Severian) -Line infantry
Command group Jierferson Roughly 40 men per platoon(Each with associated Chimeras) 1st platoon 4th company (Ivan Gestapo) -Chemical warfare (Gas everything) 2nd platoon 4th company (Heinrich Shultz) -Eviction squad (flamer units) 3rd platoon 4th company (Aidan Murdoch) -Eviction squad (flamer units) 4th platoon 4th company (Elaina Pierce) -Heavy unit removalists (Plasma units)
5th platoon 4th company (Neesa Giein) -Heavy unit removalists (Plasma units) 6th platoon 4th company (Sam Gamgee) -Heavy unit removalists (Plasma units)
Command group Estartes Roughly 40 men per platoon(Each with associated Chimeras) 1st platoon 5th company (Leanne Mathlin) -Line infantry 2nd platoon 5th company (Victoria Tenzoglidis) -Line infantry 3rd platoon 5th company (Eirine Alexiou) -Line infantry 4th platoon 5th company (Liam Gehn) -Line infantry 5th platoon 5th company (Bob Bob) -Line infantry 6th platoon 5th company ( -Line infantry
Command group Roughly 40 men per platoon(Each with associated Chimeras) 1st platoon 6th company -Sniper squad 2nd platoon 6th company -Sniper squad 3rd platoon 6th company -Sniper squad 4th platoon 6th company -Sniper squad 5th platoon 6th company -Sniper squad 6th platoon 6th company -Sniper squad
Armoured company 1st Squadron ‘Hels Hammer’ -Vanquisher ‘Lovejaw’ -Vanquisher ‘Killjoy’ -Vanquisher ‘Tank 1-Guys in other tank 0’
5th Squadron ‘Hels Eye’ -Annihilator ‘Pew-Pew’ -Annihilator ‘From Krieg With Love’ -Annihilator ‘Not Aptly Named’
6th Squadron ‘Hels Might’ -Battle tank ‘Courtesy of Helsreach’ -Battle tank ‘Sovngarde’ -Battle tank ‘Was that a Cat?’ -Battle tank ‘Titan Toppler’ -Battle tank ‘Penance of Hel’ -Battle tank ‘Set Throttle Maximum’
Metric gak tonne of Valkyries that I will never ever fething name.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
I have a tank named after wolves and more foe space wolves. Your fine.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE
2BlackJack1 wrote:Perhaps Gun can usurp TS and get Ezra his title back as mind fether? I wouldn't know, I'm just the guy you point at your enemies and say "Whack em, birdie! Whack em!"
Well I'm more of a literal mind fether, to be perfectly honest (specifically Acting-Captain Aurelius' mind), while TS is more of a subtle schemer, a man who will invite you over for dinner and spend a lovely night with you talking about various topics whilst simultaneously poisoning your drink in such small amounts that it only reaches lethal concentration right when the clock strikes midnight, at which point he tells you he actually told you he was poisoning you in the very beginning of your conversation.
I have no idea where that just came from.
Also, I'm a lot more reactionary in my plans and schemes; mostly I just throw a wrench into someone else's plans and then work from whatever staggers out of the wreck
Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.
War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality
Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down
Well, your plans do work well enough Ezra, seeing as how your Sorcerer is one of the most popular characters of CoF 1.
Executioner 'We're Not Sorry'
Battle Tank 'Was That a Cat?'
Annihilator 'Not Aptly Named'
Not as subtle as Dainc Maimes, but they certainly get the job done.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
2BlackJack1 wrote:Perhaps Gun can usurp TS and get Ezra his title back as mind fether? I wouldn't know, I'm just the guy you point at your enemies and say "Whack em, birdie! Whack em!"
Well I'm more of a literal mind fether, to be perfectly honest (specifically Acting-Captain Aurelius' mind), while TS is more of a subtle schemer, a man who will invite you over for dinner and spend a lovely night with you talking about various topics whilst simultaneously poisoning your drink in such small amounts that it only reaches lethal concentration right when the clock strikes midnight, at which point he tells you he actually told you he was poisoning you in the very beginning of your conversation.
I have no idea where that just came from.
Also, I'm a lot more reactionary in my plans and schemes; mostly I just throw a wrench into someone else's plans and then work from whatever staggers out of the wreck
There is much truth in this... Has Tactical Spam mentionned how Annala was really a street urchin?
I believe it's been hinted at that she had an unfortunate background, amd she was definitely a commoner. I always did find the plot behind her interesting.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
2BlackJack1 wrote: I believe it's been hinted at that she had an unfortunate background, amd she was definitely a commoner. I always did find the plot behind her interesting.
He is contemplating having her be the main focus point of the this current crusade to emphasize the "Light vs Dark" theme he is trying to convey.
Gun-jutsu, if I've not said it before, I'll say it now: welcome to the party, but I'm sure you're well aware of the situation.
Regarding our favourite mind-fethers, my vote still goes to Ezra, although I may be a wee bit biased (seeing as I was mostly on the receiving end, and I still don't know what happened to Aurelius )
TS is good, but some plot elements you can just see fall into shape, and we are very aware of how even the mighty TS can be brought low (orbital shields and a squad of well-armed Deathmarks)
Of course, I say this, and now I've signed my death warrant. At least I'm on chazz' planet
The_Grey_Knight wrote: Edit: I may need to manipulate events to see Gun Vs. TS. Maybe throw in Ezra. THAT would have me skipping school just to see what happens.
The_Grey_Knight wrote: Edit: I may need to manipulate events to see Gun Vs. TS. Maybe throw in Ezra. THAT would have me skipping school just to see what happens.
The_Grey_Knight wrote: Edit: I may need to manipulate events to see Gun Vs. TS. Maybe throw in Ezra. THAT would have me skipping school just to see what happens.
The_Grey_Knight wrote: Edit: I may need to manipulate events to see Gun Vs. TS. Maybe throw in Ezra. THAT would have me skipping school just to see what happens.
That wouldn't work out liek you think it would.
Why do you think I'd want to watch?
To watch Tactical_Spam play himself.
He admits it!
*Runs for the hills*
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Gak, Bob's getting ever closer to Horatio, and I haven't even finished killing Edgar. Tell me Bob, if you kill Horatio, what do you plan on doing with the remains?
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
2BlackJack1 wrote: Gak, Bob's getting ever closer to Horatio, and I haven't even finished killing Edgar. Tell me Bob, if you kill Horatio, what do you plan on doing with the remains?
2BlackJack1 wrote: Gak, Bob's getting ever closer to Horatio, and I haven't even finished killing Edgar. Tell me Bob, if you kill Horatio, what do you plan on doing with the remains?
Caution Grey Knight, I've been given a hit for Eldar as well, right now it's just a location I need to find, but certain employers may want further use out of Ta'lok and his band.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
2BlackJack1 wrote: Gak, Bob's getting ever closer to Horatio, and I haven't even finished killing Edgar. Tell me Bob, if you kill Horatio, what do you plan on doing with the remains?
2BlackJack1 wrote: Gak, Bob's getting ever closer to Horatio, and I haven't even finished killing Edgar. Tell me Bob, if you kill Horatio, what do you plan on doing with the remains?
I intend to shoot him with 25mm sniper rifle, there won't be remains
2BlackJack1 wrote: Caution Grey Knight, I've been given a hit for Eldar as well, right now it's just a location I need to find, but certain employers may want further use out of Ta'lok and his band.
*shifts uncomfortably*
What kind of Eldar?
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
Well, when Kharne got Paynne at his base, he met Ta'lok as well, who basically said "There be Eldar on this planet. Find them, oh and we'll also give you the remains of this prisoner". So any Eldar, really.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.
2BlackJack1 wrote: Well, your plans do work well enough Ezra, seeing as how your Sorcerer is one of the most popular characters of CoF 1.
Executioner 'We're Not Sorry' Battle Tank 'Was That a Cat?' Annihilator 'Not Aptly Named'
Not as subtle as Dainc Maimes, but they certainly get the job done.
I got very tired of naming tanks. In fact, I got very tired of naming anything.
Edit: Rolled a defeat for trying to train some PDF at The Blood Fort. Feth. Guess I'm going somewhere else then...
Edit Edit: I'm gonna go to Dorn's Shield now. Just a coincidence its next to a pretty big conflict at the moment. Just gotta ask Chazz bout the rolls.
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
You've been away quite a while. I'll see if I can wrap up what happened...
TS act-alike appeared Bob and Blackjack are fighting over Horatio's body Grey Knight is trying to get Horatio but will probs get gakked on by the combined forces of Kroot and Scions. WK got found out by EoN Not much else that I can remember off the top of my head.
Edit: If you be my Ultron I'll be your Scarlet Witch. If you be my Sieg, I'll be your Heil If you be my Shark I'll be your Pilot Fish
Wait...
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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
You've been away quite a while. I'll see if I can wrap up what happened...
TS act-alike appeared
Bob and Blackjack are fighting over Horatio's body
Grey Knight is trying to get Horatio but will probs get gakked on by the combined forces of Kroot and Scions.
WK got found out by EoN
Not much else that I can remember off the top of my head.
Edit: If you be my Ultron I'll be your Scarlet Witch.
If you me my Sieg, I'll be your Heil
If you be my Shark I'll be your Pilot Fish
Sounds like fun, I won't be active much, it's crunch time for school.
Not a whole lot. Tactical-Spam is a few hours away from coming back.
How're you settling in? Enjoying yourself?
I've been here for a long time, dude.
In this Crusade? I've been gone about 2 days (If I'm still sane and can properly tell time) I don't qualify that as a long time and I haven't talked to you so, yeah.
<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator
Not as subtle as Dainc Maimes, but they certainly get the job done.
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Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey
<Dynasty> 
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze 
~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps 
~3250pts
Admech (TBN) 
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