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Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too chicken?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too cunning?


Fixed that for you.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too much of a pansy?


Fixed that for you.


There we go.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/28 01:08:11


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too much of a pansy?


Fixed that for you.


There we go.


You really need to look up what that word means. I'm sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Oh no..... TS has shrunken the wall of quotes

He's looking for more....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too much of a pansy?


Fixed that for you.


There we go.


You really need to look up what that word means. I'm sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.


-a cultivated variety of viola with brightly coloured flowers.

Thats what I thought.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
Oh no..... TS has shrunken the wall of quotes

He's looking for more....


SO I WASN'T GOING CRAZY!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too much of a pansy?


Fixed that for you.


There we go.


You really need to look up what that word means. I'm sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.


-a cultivated variety of viola with brightly coloured flowers.

Thats what I thought.


The other slang definition, the one that you used, is "an effeminate or homosexual male"

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too much of a pansy?


Fixed that for you.


There we go.


You really need to look up what that word means. I'm sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.


-a cultivated variety of viola with brightly coloured flowers.

Thats what I thought.


The other slang definition, the one that you used, is "an effeminate or homosexual male"


How do you know I didn't just call you a bunch of brightly coloured flowers?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too much of a pansy?


Fixed that for you.


There we go.


You really need to look up what that word means. I'm sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.


-a cultivated variety of viola with brightly coloured flowers.

Thats what I thought.


The other slang definition, the one that you used, is "an effeminate or homosexual male"


How do you know I didn't just call you a bunch of brightly coloured flowers?


He's grey, friend.

Spoiler:
Ewrhyt'eikl was an ashen grey creature with broad shoulders and a pair of heads that never ceased to grin. Across his chest was a gaping mouth, full of wickedly jagged teeth, that housed a deep violet-coloured eye.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too much of a pansy?


Fixed that for you.


There we go.


You really need to look up what that word means. I'm sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.


-a cultivated variety of viola with brightly coloured flowers.

Thats what I thought.


The other slang definition, the one that you used, is "an effeminate or homosexual male"


How do you know I didn't just call you a bunch of brightly coloured flowers?


He's grey, friend.

Spoiler:
Ewrhyt'eikl was an ashen grey creature with broad shoulders and a pair of heads that never ceased to grin. Across his chest was a gaping mouth, full of wickedly jagged teeth, that housed a deep violet-coloured eye.


So I just called you a bunch of flowers. WATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT!?!

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too much of a pansy?


Fixed that for you.


There we go.


You really need to look up what that word means. I'm sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.


-a cultivated variety of viola with brightly coloured flowers.

Thats what I thought.


The other slang definition, the one that you used, is "an effeminate or homosexual male"


How do you know I didn't just call you a bunch of brightly coloured flowers?


He's grey, friend.

Spoiler:
Ewrhyt'eikl was an ashen grey creature with broad shoulders and a pair of heads that never ceased to grin. Across his chest was a gaping mouth, full of wickedly jagged teeth, that housed a deep violet-coloured eye.


So I just called you a bunch of flowers. WATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT!?!


I'm going to ask you to be productive and stop arguing over the word "Pansy"

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Spoiler:
[spoiler]
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Why on Holy Golden Terra would I openly engage knights? Its Ewyrht'eikl for Throne's sake. He'll probably go after you one by one.


On second thought, I think I'd rather go fight 2BJ1's Orks with a rusty spoon. It'll be much less painful for me


Thank you.

Now, TS, would Ewyrht'eikl fight Iodius or not? Or is he too much of a pansy?


Fixed that for you.


There we go.


You really need to look up what that word means. I'm sure it doesn't mean what you think it means.


-a cultivated variety of viola with brightly coloured flowers.

Thats what I thought.


The other slang definition, the one that you used, is "an effeminate or homosexual male"


How do you know I didn't just call you a bunch of brightly coloured flowers?


He's grey, friend.

[spoiler]
Ewrhyt'eikl was an ashen grey creature with broad shoulders and a pair of heads that never ceased to grin. Across his chest was a gaping mouth, full of wickedly jagged teeth, that housed a deep violet-coloured eye.


So I just called you a bunch of flowers. WATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT!?!


I'm going to ask you to be productive and stop arguing over the word "Pansy"
[/spoiler][/spoiler]

I'm not arguing anything. I asked a question which hasn't been answered yet.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/04/28 01:38:17


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Oh no..... TS has shrunken the wall of quotes

He's looking for more....


SO I WASN'T GOING CRAZY!


Brothers. It is time. We must initiate Plan G

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

Must I remind you all of the last time we had a Daemon Prince show up in a Crusade?

Or how we eventually dealt with said Daemon Prince?

IT TOOK MORE THAN JUST ONE CHAPLAIN*, LET ME TELL YOU THAT.

*although it did involve multiple kinds of heresy



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Meh. Iodius is no normal Chaplain. He has unseen amounts of rage built inside him, but thats a story for another time.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
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Swift Swooping Hawk





I've got another idea: how about Iodius just sits back and leaves the big, powerful daemon to the professionals?

Killing critters like that is our day job, after all. We got this.

   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Robin5t wrote:
I've got another idea: how about Iodius just sits back and leaves the big, powerful daemon to the professionals?

Killing critters like that is our day job, after all. We got this.



Your dead to me.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Swift Swooping Hawk





Look, we've all got our own things we're good at. I'm sure Iodius will find his some day...
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Meh. Iodius is no normal Chaplain. He has unseen amounts of rage built inside him, but thats a story for another time.


Rage makes you careless. Ewyrht'eikl or any Daemon will exploit your carelessness to its fullest.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
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Just poking my head in here to say "I'm alive." Work has picked up a bit and today is my last day of finals, so hopefully I'll get to posting again soon.

The Eye of Night- Psst! Oi, git! Wanna buy sum waagh?
Sgt. Vanden- Oh sweet lord I just googled it...
Bobthehero-*laughs in hotshot volley rifle*  
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

 Robin5t wrote:
Look, we've all got our own things we're good at. I'm sure Iodius will find his some day...


Trying to find what my Scions are good at

So I've got: infiltrators, artillery crewmen, temporary backstabbers

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Don,t trust scions.... When manning earth shakers... Or loaded with hell shot guns, or clearing up...

Just don,t turn your back on them.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
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Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Thank the gods I have coffee

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
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The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Thank the gods I have coffee


Was that really nescessary?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Thank the gods I have coffee


Was that really nescessary?


Considering the wall of text I had to read when I logged on, yes.

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Thank the gods I have coffee


Was that really nescessary?


Considering the wall of text I had to read when I logged on, yes.


The correct answer is no. I would rather not have anyone get banned for spam (Though I am unsure how many Mods read through here)

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Thank the gods I have coffee


Was that really nescessary?


Considering the wall of text I had to read when I logged on, yes.


The correct answer is no. I would rather not have anyone get banned for spam (Though I am unsure how many Mods read through here)


Not so many. Only if something is like obviously breaking rules, offensive etc. This area is a low problem zone I think

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
 
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