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Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Bobthehero wrote:
5th Chaos god confirmed, y'heard it here first.

I guess I'll shoot it with Force Earthshaker shells, see how it goes


He isn't nearly as powerful as one of the big four (and Malice, if he existed). Not nearly as powerful.


We know TS. Do you really think there would be a crusade if someone with the power of Khorne got shoved in it?


Yes, its called Age of Sigmar.


And is it anywhere as near as fun as the old Warhammer?


Yeah, Sigmarines are pretty dope.


But ask yourself this, is the wound system really as fun as the point system? Because I hate it.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Bobthehero wrote:
5th Chaos god confirmed, y'heard it here first.

I guess I'll shoot it with Force Earthshaker shells, see how it goes


He isn't nearly as powerful as one of the big four (and Malice, if he existed). Not nearly as powerful.


We know TS. Do you really think there would be a crusade if someone with the power of Khorne got shoved in it?


Yes, its called Age of Sigmar.


And is it anywhere as near as fun as the old Warhammer?


Yeah, Sigmarines are pretty dope.


But ask yourself this, is the wound system really as fun as the point system? Because I hate it.


That's why they made a point system for tournies. Be happy now.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Bobthehero wrote:
5th Chaos god confirmed, y'heard it here first.

I guess I'll shoot it with Force Earthshaker shells, see how it goes


He isn't nearly as powerful as one of the big four (and Malice, if he existed). Not nearly as powerful.


We know TS. Do you really think there would be a crusade if someone with the power of Khorne got shoved in it?


Yes, its called Age of Sigmar.


And is it anywhere as near as fun as the old Warhammer?


Yeah, Sigmarines are pretty dope.


But ask yourself this, is the wound system really as fun as the point system? Because I hate it.


That's why they made a point system for tournies. Be happy now.


I will be happy when the Lizardmen turn back into Lizards and the Seraphon get erased from the history books.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

2BlackJack1 wrote:Not bad? He enslaved just about anything that moved, virus bombed several planets, and was more than willing to kill his own astartes to win the battle, or if he suspected them of treason. And if we're tallying his kills, don't forget the gargant.

And TS, not all Iron Warriors are mopy sacks of sadness. Some are rather far from that, such as Honsou. Also, Archarus even renounced his primarch, cursing his name and also berating him for hiding rather than taking the fight to the Imperium.


Like I said, quite a nice fellow

Bobthehero wrote:5th Chaos god confirmed, y'heard it here first.

I guess I'll shoot it with Force Earthshaker shells, see how it goes


You sir have given me an idea

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

No need to take mine, I guess its providence that we have both Grey Knights and IG on planet now.

I am sure none of these groups will miss a few halberds and a basilisk

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

As someone who owns a sigmarine army I can confirm that they are cool. What they did to my wood elves and dwarves is unforgivable though

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I was thinking the 'Force Earthshakers' part

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Bobthehero wrote:
No need to take mine, I guess its providence that we have both Grey Knights and IG on planet now.

I am sure none of these groups will miss a few halberds and a basilisk


I'd be happy to help with Basilik batteries. just for a small fee of a million dollars, you can have my 6 Batteries free of charge(for 24 hours).

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
I was thinking the 'Force Earthshakers' part


Is this going to end in a BNG type event, Kharne?

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 Bobthehero wrote:
No need to take mine, I guess its providence that we have both Grey Knights and IG on planet now.

I am sure none of these groups will miss a few halberds and a basilisk


I'd be happy to help with Basilik batteries. just for a small fee of a million dollars, you can have my 6 Batteries free of charge(for 24 hours).


Careful, those Basilisks are worth many billions of dollars

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







 War Kitten wrote:
Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits


Sigged.

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 TheEyeOfNight wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits


Sigged.


Why I'm honored good sir.

Also, got a new blurb up. It's basically Jhe's blurb from the Knight's POV. Hope you guys enjoy.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Ewryht'eikl is finally on Crion... or at least a moon of.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Nicely done WK, seeing a bit of ork smashing is always fun.

And TS, if this turns out to be a trick, and he wasn't actually on the moon, can we get a "that's no moon" reference?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Nicely done WK, seeing a bit of ork smashing is always fun.

And TS, if this turns out to be a trick, and he wasn't actually on the moon, can we get a "that's no moon" reference?


No he's on the moon for sure. Just like the rest of the Chaos super friends.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Guys. We're going to need a bigger bomb.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Darn. Now I'm thinking I should've crashed a rok into the moon for my ork intro. I could've snuck in the reference that way, as some villagers, PDF, or feral orks look into the sky and watch it crash down.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
Guys. We're going to need a bigger bomb.


Ewryht'eikl is a smidgin bigger than a Warlord Titan...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Hey Vanden, you wouldn't happen to have any Vortex Missiles would you?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Possible team up of Meenos and the two Solitaires to take care of this mess? Now that would be a very entertaining bit to write.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
Hey Vanden, you wouldn't happen to have any Vortex Missiles would you?


Good plan, break the fabric between realspace and the Warp. Its not like a warp creature could exploit that to its fullest.

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
Hey Vanden, you wouldn't happen to have any Vortex Missiles would you?


Depends on who's asking.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Hey Vanden, you wouldn't happen to have any Vortex Missiles would you?


Depends on who's asking.


Well. There's some scary Chaos Lads on the moon, and I kinda want to blow the moon up.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 War Kitten wrote:
 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
 War Kitten wrote:
Hey Vanden, you wouldn't happen to have any Vortex Missiles would you?


Depends on who's asking.


Well. There's some scary Chaos Lads on the moon, and I kinda want to blow the moon up.


Well, as soon as my fleet gets out of the warp, we can talk business.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Really, weren't you complaining about power levels of armies only to bring your own Titan-sized+ Chaos god on the field?

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

I think he has been bob...

REQUESTING REINFORCEMENTS!
R-e-i-n-f-o-r-c-m-e-n-t E-n-r-o-u-t-e.

Boop

My Imperial Guard army now has super heavy tanks. I don't even think a Warlord Titan(sized thing) is immune to a Shadowsword.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/29 03:58:07


TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Shadowsword won't do because of demon fethery.

You need something with a solid projectile so you can duct tape activated force weapons and then ignore most of the demon defenses. And then it gets hit by a large shell or a missile

So... bring a few Deathstrike missiles, I am going to alleviate the Grey Knights of a few weapons.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/04/29 03:58:38


Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

 Bobthehero wrote:
Shadowsword won't do because of demon fethery.

You need something with a solid projectile so you can duct tape activated force weapons and then ignore most of the demon defenses. And then it gets hit by a large shell or a missile

So... bring a few Deathstrike missiles, I am going to alleviate the Grey Knights of a few weapons.


That can be arranged.

Bob, are you getting lessons from the Remnants?

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

What if.... Bob is the Remnants?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Pragmatic-ish, asking directly would lead to bad thing and has a 100% failure rate, stealing has a 99.99999% failure rate and would lead to bad things as well.

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
 
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