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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Now I must think of a new trap for Kharne. Maybe something involving hiding behind a wall with a board....

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Your traps are for not.

My sharks only care about how you taste served scorched on a platter.

They're not Necromorphs WK, they will still fight after losing limbs

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

However, necromorphs aren't really picky about having a head or not. Astartes are, unfortunately. Either way, why would you cook the fething meat? It ruins the flavor. Fething gue'la...

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
However, necromorphs aren't really picky about having a head or not. Astartes are, unfortunately. Either way, why would you cook the fething meat? It ruins the flavor. Fething gue'la...


When most of your men are equipped with Flamers and Meltas, and the Eldar are to chicken to fight in CC combat, it doesn't leave me with much of a choice.

I take what I can get, also, remember BJ. If you help me find Eldar, you're welcome to feast with my men

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 2BlackJack1 wrote:
However, necromorphs aren't really picky about having a head or not. Astartes are, unfortunately. Either way, why would you cook the fething meat? It ruins the flavor. Fething gue'la...


When most of your men are equipped with Flamers and Meltas, and the Eldar are to chicken to fight in CC combat, it doesn't leave me with much of a choice.

I take what I can get, also, remember BJ. If you help me find Eldar, you're welcome to feast with my men


My Howling Banshees and Striking Scorpions would LOVE to fight you in CC Kharne. We're just content to do it on our own terms

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Oh yeah, you have a lot of Banshees

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Unfortunately, Ta'lok wants to have a word with the Eldar. He had some interesting dreams, and wants to get the Eldar's insight on them. They're much more adapt at decrypting visions tha Ta'lok, and I would imagine eating their soldiers wouldn't our them in a good mood.

Spoiler:
Maybe after that meeting, once alliances are more clear cut, but for now Ta'lok is a dirty xeno to most of the Imperials, and the discovery of the Tau may drive them over edge, because they see Ta'lok as a spy. I'm not complaining, it'd be an interesting plot line, I'm just stating facts.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Point taken, more for me then.

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
Oh yeah, you have a lot of Banshees


Yes, and they are a LOT faster than you, and eager to turn you into so much ground beef.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Ishtar Sub-Sector (40k)

Wow lots of talking in so little time.

"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment

"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter

"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters

My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition) 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Drakka77 wrote:
Wow lots of talking in so little time.



Welcome to the part of the day where the American's are still awake, our friends over the pond have gone to bed, and Vanden is just waking up. This is pretty much the banter/smack talk time of the day

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Ishtar Sub-Sector (40k)

I should be asleep but late days today and tomorrow. Now I have been over thinking my regiment. For future use. I think after this seige they shoukd go back to harassing everyone.

"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment

"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter

"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters

My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Actually I woke up at 8am here which was about *counts on fingers* 7 hours ago.

TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Ishtar Sub-Sector (40k)

Its 2300 here and I woke at 0500 that is my work day right now.

"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment

"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter

"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters

My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition) 
   
Made in au
Adopted Son of the Emperor




Flailing on the beach like a beached whale. While also wearing fashionable panties.

Use numbers we(I) understand please xD

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TheEyeOfNight I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes.
Tactical_Spam Vanden clearly loves making sweet sweet love to his school. He is the most passionate, learning oriented individual you will ever meet.
War Kitten You should ask nicely before hitting people with your stick Vanden. We're a polite society after all.
2BlackJack1 Snow is great though. Snowmen, snowball fights, frostbite, snow forts, what's not to love?
Kharne the Befriender It's just the smug look of eternal irony while you wait for Creed to pull out his Baneblade so you can steal it.
War Kitten I love how this has gone from a deathly serious war to a discussion about how Vanden is secretly a whale wearing panties. Welcome to the Crusade of Fury.
Irishpeacockz Well this crusade will be endless then as I imagine Vandan has a large collection of inflatables lying around
 
   
Made in gb
Swift Swooping Hawk





 Kharne the Befriender wrote:
 2BlackJack1 wrote:
However, necromorphs aren't really picky about having a head or not. Astartes are, unfortunately. Either way, why would you cook the fething meat? It ruins the flavor. Fething gue'la...


When most of your men are equipped with Flamers and Meltas, and the Eldar are to chicken to fight in CC combat, it doesn't leave me with much of a choice.
Mate, if you want to lose marines taking on the Harlequins in melee, be my guest. If you're going to come to us, we don't need to worry about coming to you.
   
Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Ishtar Sub-Sector (40k)

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
Use numbers we(I) understand please xD


0500 = 5 am
2300 = 11 pm

"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment

"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter

"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters

My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition) 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Its 24 hour clock.

I know it too well. Call centre agent...

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Ishtar Sub-Sector (40k)

Centre Agent?

"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment

"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter

"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters

My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition) 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Works in a call centre, I think.

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They/them

 
   
Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Ishtar Sub-Sector (40k)

Cool cool. So what are we waiting for, for the RP?

"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment

"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter

"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters

My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition) 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

I don't sleep, I simply plot with my eyes closed.

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
Works in a call centre, I think.


Aye. You got me. Call centre work. Hours are not the best for a social life.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

This reminds me, I need to go find a job to go with my 7 years of college coming up


<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





It would really help I had even the slightest hint of actual hopes and dreams - not having any goals does seem to limit possible career plans.


They/them

 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

Well, my current goal consists mostly of surviving the next 4 years of endless studying and hopefully someday landing a job at the Black Library

Or I could become a mysterious Sorcerer with an obsession with Acting-Captains....



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

 Sgt_Smudge wrote:
It would really help I had even the slightest hint of actual hopes and dreams - not having any goals does seem to limit possible career plans.


Do what your good at. If your good at something and you like doing it, you can make a career out of it.

 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Or I could become a mysterious Sorcerer with an obsession with Fighting Reality....


Fixed it.

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<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in de
Shrieking Traitor Sentinel Pilot







 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Well, my current goal consists mostly of surviving the next 4 years of endless studying and hopefully someday landing a job at the Black Library


This, do this. While I've rather given up on it (5+ years in the military changes your priorities), I still try to hammer out a short story or other submission now and then.

War Kitten- Nothing evens the odds like a reaper chainsword to the naughty bits
Sgt. Vanden- And now I'm a whale with panties. Can't see how this day can get any better.

Fiction: God-Fang (Beastmen) / The Flayed Legion (CSM)


 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Drakka, I believe some fortification posts, then we should be ready to move on the Gargant. Speaking of which, I should probably PM TS my roll for doing my part in that. For consistency issues, I may have a council of Shapers act in Ta'lok's stead for the Gargant event, because he's attending to matters on Crion. That, or he's just that fast.

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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight





Ishtar Sub-Sector (40k)

I actually meant for Hive Cogger.

"We have all and none. Death better come to the other bastard first." - SSG Alton, 19th Valerian Light Infantry Regiment

"With iron and fire the beast shall be lain low at the hands of the Hunters whose home is under the Bloodmoon." - Bloodmoon Hunters Chapter

"Bring on the Angels of Blood and Darkness as thy descend from the heavens to smite our enemies. Let the Wolves of war rend and tear our foes to pieces. And we of the Bloodmoon Hunters shall bring the iron and fire as our vehicles crush all that oppose us under our treads." - Tech-Captain of the Bloodmoon Hunters

My 40k Armies:
Bloodmoon Hunters (Iron Hands Successors)
Lunar Venatorii Regiments (Astra Miltarium)
Mjior Prime Expediton (Skitarii/Admech)
Ordo Machinum (Inquisition) 
   
 
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