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2015/12/29 15:51:36
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
No, our courts have a huge boner for "temporary reduced mental faculty". You can literally shave half off your sentence if you take a big swig before executing a pre-planned murder.
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2015/12/29 16:06:23
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Ok. In your defense you might have really good beer.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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2015/12/29 16:27:41
Subject: Re:Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Grey Templar wrote: Yeah, typically the people who successfully hide in Mexico can blend in with the locals. Rich Gringo idiots who were probably publicly staying in a hotel would get caught quickly.
Well, if they didn't even consider that there's an extradition treaty or that Mexican authorities might look for them (and are actually quite competent btw) I'd guess they belong in the second category you described. It's not like the drug trade (to the US) and weapons trade (to Mexico) would mean authorities have any need to identify gringos throwing money around, no way.
As for the rest, a single punch can cause permanent damage or even kill. Striking someone means you have either accepted that risk or lost your cool, not stopping to consider any consequences. Both mean you're a dangerous person. You could ofc also be drunk and kill someone accidentally or otherwise - it's still no excuse. The difference is that while drunk driving is a crime and no excuse it's still not driving with the intent to kill. Usually.
Spoiler:
Only because our drunk driving laws are ancient and in glaring need of updating to modern times.
It's not like drunk driving is something new, or something who's consequences have only recently begun to be fully understood like the current issues surrounding concussions.
Drunk driving & its consequences have been front and center in the public spotlight for decades now. Thousands and thousands of hours of awareness campaigns, graphic videos that explicitly show the end results of crashes caused by impaired drivers, police & EMS education about how even a single drink can drastically effect one's motor skills, etc...
Really, in this day and age, drunk driving should be no different than standard Manslaughter. When you drive drunk, you are purposefully making an incredibly selfish and stupid decision. If you kill another person(s) because of your moronic sense of self entitlement, (ie: it's my right to drive no matter what), then your sorry arse should be locked away for a very long time.
No more of this vehicular manslaughter BS.
Drunk driving/distracted driving is easily the 100% most preventable crime there is.
Being selfish & stupid should not entitle you to a lesser sentence, just because you lost control of a vehicle and butchered innocents, instead of say, drunkenly punching someone in the head who then dies of a brain injury due to the punch/falling & hitting their head.
If this comes off as harsh, well, I've had friends who've lost a family member to a drunk driver. It's horrible trying to deal with the senseless stupidity of that kind of loss, and then seeing the stupid pile of gak get slapped with maybe 2-4 years of prison time/probation.
I am totally with you on this. I also have a number of friends and others I know killed because of drunk driving. It's infuriating enough reading about drunk drivers killing someone, but personally seeing the aftermath really puts it to a whole new level for me.
2015/12/29 16:38:07
Subject: Re:Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
In Canada criminal code section 255 sub-section 3:
Any "Impaired Driving Causing Death" = "life imprisonment".
It may say that in the criminal code but with this trial:
Christy Natsis found guilty of impaired driving causing death. says:
"Impaired driving causing death convictions typically carry prison sentences of between two and five years for first time offenders." Who knows, I just figure if you kill someone you should take steps to NEVER do anything like that again.
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2015/12/29 17:52:48
Subject: Re:Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Grey Templar wrote: Yeah, typically the people who successfully hide in Mexico can blend in with the locals. Rich Gringo idiots who were probably publicly staying in a hotel would get caught quickly.
Well, if they didn't even consider that there's an extradition treaty or that Mexican authorities might look for them (and are actually quite competent btw) I'd guess they belong in the second category you described. It's not like the drug trade (to the US) and weapons trade (to Mexico) would mean authorities have any need to identify gringos throwing money around, no way.
As for the rest, a single punch can cause permanent damage or even kill. Striking someone means you have either accepted that risk or lost your cool, not stopping to consider any consequences. Both mean you're a dangerous person. You could ofc also be drunk and kill someone accidentally or otherwise - it's still no excuse. The difference is that while drunk driving is a crime and no excuse it's still not driving with the intent to kill. Usually.
Only because our drunk driving laws are ancient and in glaring need of updating to modern times.
It's not like drunk driving is something new, or something who's consequences have only recently begun to be fully understood like the current issues surrounding concussions. Drunk driving & its consequences have been front and center in the public spotlight for decades now. Thousands and thousands of hours of awareness campaigns, graphic videos that explicitly show the end results of crashes caused by impaired drivers, police & EMS education about how even a single drink can drastically effect one's motor skills, etc...
Really, in this day and age, drunk driving should be no different than standard Manslaughter. When you drive drunk, you are purposefully making an incredibly selfish and stupid decision. If you kill another person(s) because of your moronic sense of self entitlement, (ie: it's my right to drive no matter what), then your sorry arse should be locked away for a very long time. No more of this vehicular manslaughter BS.
Drunk driving/distracted driving is easily the 100% most preventable crime there is. Being selfish & stupid should not entitle you to a lesser sentence, just because you lost control of a vehicle and butchered innocents, instead of say, drunkenly punching someone in the head who then dies of a brain injury due to the punch/falling & hitting their head.
If this comes off as harsh, well, I've had friends who've lost a family member to a drunk driver. It's horrible trying to deal with the senseless stupidity of that kind of loss, and then seeing the stupid pile of gak get slapped with maybe 2-4 years of prison time/probation.
I would not agree with a murder charge against a drunk driver because I believe it is important to preserve wilful murder as a very special crime, and drunk drivers, no matter how stupid and selfish they are, do not actually set out to run over and kill people.
Having said that, the UK has a problem with persistent drunk, unlicensed and uninsured drivers continuing to drive after the law has banned them from behind the wheel. IN these cases, I believe a long custodial sentence is appropriate to save the public from the ongoing menace of such drivers. I would support the imposition of a condign sentence even if the driver didn't seriously injure someone.
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Talizvar wrote: Who knows, I just figure if you kill someone you should take steps to NEVER do anything like that again.
Well, we could go back to Hammurabi's "an eye for an eye". If an engineer builds a house that collapses and kills the owner the engineer shall be put to death and all that. Oh, you say engineers usually just hide behind the company which gets to pay reparations if it even still exists when the building collapses?
Personally I'd be more for the ancient germanic/nordic weregild in cases where death wasn't the intention - someone who kills a person can get away with it if he pays the remaining family a hefty sum of money. If he doesn't want to negotiate how to pay he's declared a varg (wolf) and can be killed by any free man who does it openly.
2015/12/29 18:03:32
Subject: Re:Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Talizvar wrote: In Canada criminal code section 255 sub-section 3:
Any "Impaired Driving Causing Death" = "life imprisonment".
No, that isn't what it says. The phrase "liable to imprisonment for life." means that a given individual may, if convicted, may be subject to life imprisonment. It does not mean that they must be subject to life imprisonment.
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2015/12/29 18:17:31
Subject: Re:Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Talizvar wrote: Who knows, I just figure if you kill someone you should take steps to NEVER do anything like that again.
Well, we could go back to Hammurabi's "an eye for an eye". If an engineer builds a house that collapses and kills the owner the engineer shall be put to death and all that. Oh, you say engineers usually just hide behind the company which gets to pay reparations if it even still exists when the building collapses?
Personally I'd be more for the ancient germanic/nordic weregild in cases where death wasn't the intention - someone who kills a person can get away with it if he pays the remaining family a hefty sum of money. If he doesn't want to negotiate how to pay he's declared a varg (wolf) and can be killed by any free man who does it openly.
I like Thunderdome myself.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2015/12/29 18:31:46
Subject: Re:Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Talizvar wrote: Who knows, I just figure if you kill someone you should take steps to NEVER do anything like that again.
Well, we could go back to Hammurabi's "an eye for an eye". If an engineer builds a house that collapses and kills the owner the engineer shall be put to death and all that. Oh, you say engineers usually just hide behind the company which gets to pay reparations if it even still exists when the building collapses?
Personally I'd be more for the ancient germanic/nordic weregild in cases where death wasn't the intention - someone who kills a person can get away with it if he pays the remaining family a hefty sum of money. If he doesn't want to negotiate how to pay he's declared a varg (wolf) and can be killed by any free man who does it openly.
We don't really need to add direct physical murder to the list of crimes the rich can pay to get out of, do we?
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2015/12/29 18:35:01
Subject: Re:Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Talizvar wrote: Who knows, I just figure if you kill someone you should take steps to NEVER do anything like that again.
Well, we could go back to Hammurabi's "an eye for an eye". If an engineer builds a house that collapses and kills the owner the engineer shall be put to death and all that. Oh, you say engineers usually just hide behind the company which gets to pay reparations if it even still exists when the building collapses?
Personally I'd be more for the ancient germanic/nordic weregild in cases where death wasn't the intention - someone who kills a person can get away with it if he pays the remaining family a hefty sum of money. If he doesn't want to negotiate how to pay he's declared a varg (wolf) and can be killed by any free man who does it openly.
We don't really need to add direct physical murder to the list of crimes the rich can pay to get out of, do we?
So, I think we might be getting this wrong.
Me and my friend looked up the laws, And apparently where the trial took place, a minor actually cant get jail time for manslaughter, even with drunk driving
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2015/12/29 19:09:37
Subject: Re:Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
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Yeah, but I think he's now looking at felony fleeing. And I think his fleeing to another country and across state lines makes that a federal crime.
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hotsauceman1 wrote: So, I think we might be getting this wrong.
Me and my friend looked up the laws, And apparently where the trial took place, a minor actually cant get jail time for manslaughter, even with drunk driving
You can be tried as an adult down to 14 years old.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2015/12/29 19:44:31
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Not that I am aware of and thats partially the point.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2015/12/29 22:59:23
Subject: Re:Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Talizvar wrote: In Canada criminal code section 255 sub-section 3:
Any "Impaired Driving Causing Death" = "life imprisonment".
No, that isn't what it says. The phrase "liable to imprisonment for life." means that a given individual may, if convicted, may be subject to life imprisonment. It does not mean that they must be subject to life imprisonment.
Which makes more sense as impairment might not be the fault of the driver. eg spiked drinks.
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2015/12/29 23:07:13
Subject: Re:Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Talizvar wrote: In Canada criminal code section 255 sub-section 3:
Any "Impaired Driving Causing Death" = "life imprisonment".
No, that isn't what it says. The phrase "liable to imprisonment for life." means that a given individual may, if convicted, may be subject to life imprisonment. It does not mean that they must be subject to life imprisonment.
Which makes more sense as impairment might not be the fault of the driver. eg spiked drinks.
Could mean many things, heart attack, fit, maybe it only takes a few seconds.
Voluntary and involuntary impairment are a huge difference
It's bad but if you cannot help the cause, then obviously you don,t deserve jail time. Ie heart attack, you cannot see that coming.
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I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
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2015/12/29 23:09:30
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Frazzled wrote: Not that I am aware of and thats partially the point.
Truthfully, I hate to be that guy, but I'm not 100% sure that's true. I've thus far refrained from opining on this aspect of the case because I suspect this is going to be a pretty unpopular opinion but, I don't think his original sentence was that outlandish at all, really. I suspect if you compare him to his peers (white males his age with no significant priors) who face the same charge, who have non-public representation without being "rich", I suspect most of them would not have done much of any time for what he did initially. I doubt many judges with that set of circumstances would look at a 16 year old white teenager and go, yup, 10 years. The really outrageous part of the cause was the revolting defense theory*, but I don't think the sentencing was totally out of line.
*well, and the fact that a black teenager in similar circumstances would have almost certainly done time imo
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2015/12/29 23:44:01
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Compel wrote: What does probation mean in American terms? Is it a case of, "if you do something naughty in the next X months, we'll be really cross with you."
Or is it something more than that? Like, for example, community service.
Far as I know its like a suspended sentence, we let you out supervised and under our watch, do anything wrong it's back to jail. Break any rules it can be back to jail.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
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Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2015/12/29 23:59:21
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Compel wrote: What does probation mean in American terms? Is it a case of, "if you do something naughty in the next X months, we'll be really cross with you.".
It's essentially a sentenced supervision. The person has to check in with a probation officer every so often, generally has to comply with drug tests and such, and so on.
jhe90 wrote: Far as I know its like a suspended sentence, we let you out supervised and under our watch, do anything wrong it's back to jail
Here this is called an ACD - Adjournment in contemplation of dismissal. It's similar to probation except the original sentence is pending. If there are no violations, the original charge is dismissed. If a new violation occurs, you have to answer for both the original violation as well as the new one. It's different than a final sentencing of probation in that the original charge is not pending, it's been sentenced and done.
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2015/12/30 00:21:33
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Ouze wrote: supervision. The person has to check in with a probation officer every so often, generally has to comply with drug tests and such, and so on.
jhe90 wrote: Far as I know its like a suspended sentence, we let you out supervised and under our watch, do anything wrong it's back to jail
Here this is called an ACD - Adjournment in contemplation of dismissal. It's similar to probation except the original sentence is pending. If there are no violations, the original charge is dismissed. If a new violation occurs, you have to answer for both the original violation as well as the new one. It's different than a final sentencing of probation in that the original charge is not pending, it's been sentenced and done.
I think it's also called a "suspended sentence" in some places? I think that's what we call it here in Oklahoma.
2015/12/30 00:32:51
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Ouze wrote: supervision. The person has to check in with a probation officer every so often, generally has to comply with drug tests and such, and so on.
jhe90 wrote: Far as I know its like a suspended sentence, we let you out supervised and under our watch, do anything wrong it's back to jail
Here this is called an ACD - Adjournment in contemplation of dismissal. It's similar to probation except the original sentence is pending. If there are no violations, the original charge is dismissed. If a new violation occurs, you have to answer for both the original violation as well as the new one. It's different than a final sentencing of probation in that the original charge is not pending, it's been sentenced and done.
I think it's also called a "suspended sentence" in some places? I think that's what we call it here in Oklahoma.
Still nothing light, uk suspended sentence still means a single foot wrong can get you back in jail fast, for full term suspended from several weeks to years in jail. Not a minor legal sanction
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Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2015/12/30 02:18:57
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Ouze wrote: supervision. The person has to check in with a probation officer every so often, generally has to comply with drug tests and such, and so on.
jhe90 wrote: Far as I know its like a suspended sentence, we let you out supervised and under our watch, do anything wrong it's back to jail
Here this is called an ACD - Adjournment in contemplation of dismissal. It's similar to probation except the original sentence is pending. If there are no violations, the original charge is dismissed. If a new violation occurs, you have to answer for both the original violation as well as the new one. It's different than a final sentencing of probation in that the original charge is not pending, it's been sentenced and done.
I think it's also called a "suspended sentence" in some places? I think that's what we call it here in Oklahoma.
Still nothing light, uk suspended sentence still means a single foot wrong can get you back in jail fast, for full term suspennded from several weeks to years in jail. Not a minor legal sanction
The nastiest UK case I can think of are those two boys who laid the toddler on the railroad tracks and got let out, apparently to some public outcry, years later. Didn't one of them get into trouble almost right away and go back to jail?
2015/12/30 02:44:57
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Ouze wrote: supervision. The person has to check in with a probation officer every so often, generally has to comply with drug tests and such, and so on.
jhe90 wrote: Far as I know its like a suspended sentence, we let you out supervised and under our watch, do anything wrong it's back to jail
Here this is called an ACD - Adjournment in contemplation of dismissal. It's similar to probation except the original sentence is pending. If there are no violations, the original charge is dismissed. If a new violation occurs, you have to answer for both the original violation as well as the new one. It's different than a final sentencing of probation in that the original charge is not pending, it's been sentenced and done.
I think it's also called a "suspended sentence" in some places? I think that's what we call it here in Oklahoma.
Still nothing light, uk suspended sentence still means a single foot wrong can get you back in jail fast, for full term suspended from several weeks to years in jail. Not a minor legal sanction
Thats how probation is, depending on what you are on probation for. Violating it can land in very hot water.
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Thats how probation is, depending on what you are on probation for. Violating it can land in very hot water.
To (maybe) help clarify some of the terms used in the US for others:
Probation: Convicted of crime A and receive a non-prison sentence. If you don't screw up you never go to prison, but you are always have that conviction on your record. If you screw up you can get jail time, and if you screw up bad enough you can also get additional conviction for crime B
Suspended/deferred sentence (and some other terms): Convicted of crime A and receive a non-prison sentence. If you don't screw up you never go to prison, and you also have the initial conviction removed from your record. If you screw up you can get jail time and crime A will stay on your record, and if you screw up bad enough you can also get additional conviction for crime B.
2015/12/30 10:05:29
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
Ouze wrote: supervision. The person has to check in with a probation officer every so often, generally has to comply with drug tests and such, and so on.
jhe90 wrote: Far as I know its like a suspended sentence, we let you out supervised and under our watch, do anything wrong it's back to jail
Here this is called an ACD - Adjournment in contemplation of dismissal. It's similar to probation except the original sentence is pending. If there are no violations, the original charge is dismissed. If a new violation occurs, you have to answer for both the original violation as well as the new one. It's different than a final sentencing of probation in that the original charge is not pending, it's been sentenced and done.
I think it's also called a "suspended sentence" in some places? I think that's what we call it here in Oklahoma.
Still nothing light, uk suspended sentence still means a single foot wrong can get you back in jail fast, for full term suspennded from several weeks to years in jail. Not a minor legal sanction
The nastiest UK case I can think of are those two boys who laid the toddler on the railroad tracks and got let out, apparently to some public outcry, years later. Didn't one of them get into trouble almost right away and go back to jail?
One got caught as a pedo. Child images and that kind of thing I believe it was. The second has remained more low key.
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
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Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.
2015/12/30 15:27:04
Subject: Affluenza teen and his mom go into hiding
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I doubt it'll be a wrist slap again. It would be very very tough to justify being lenient with someone who fled the country.
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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.