Best Primarch to party with?

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**benrjamin**

If you were invited to an awesome house party, which primarch would you take as your +1 to get the best out of the party and why?
Also vote the primarch who would be the best party-goer:

**Naaris**

RUSS - from http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Leman_Russ_(Primarch)

He was said to have been the best leader, no one could stand against him and it was not long before the tales came to the Emperor's notice. The Emperor recognized this figure as a Primarch and travelled to Fenris. He entered Russ's court, cloaked in runes of disguise and confusion. The natives shrunk from this new presence. Russ refused to pay him homage as the Master of Mankind. Russ challenged the Emperor to a series of tests. The first challenge was an eating one, this the Emperor lost.[7a] The second challenge was a drinking one. This the Emperor also failed.[7a] For the third challenge Russ boasted he could defeat the Emperor in combat. This time, the Emperor defeated Russ, felling him with a blow from his power glove. Leman admitted defeat and swore to serve the Emperor.

Space Wolves party hard. Viking style hard.

from 1d4chan https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Space_Wolves

Daily rituals of a Space Wolf
1300 - Wake Up with Hangover - The Space Wolf awakens from his booze/drug-induced coma and begins the day. Headaches abound. Aspirin is consumed by the ton.
1310 - Morning Piss - The Space Wolf empties the alcohol that has accumulated in his bladder(s) in the Sacred Alcohol Excretion Grounds.
1311 - Morning Fart - The Space Wolf empties his intestines. Pissing without farting is like going to a church without praying the Emperor. Heresy.
1320 - Morning Piss Ends - The Space Wolves have finally finished urinating.
1330 - Ritual Intake of Alcoholic Beverages - The Space Wolf now cracks open his first cold one of the day. The first of many. Cheerios may be consumed as well.
1345 - Firing Drills - The Space Wolf consumes another litre of alcohol before going out back and shooting empty beer bottles with his bolter. This takes place far away from the Alcohol Excretion Grounds, after that one time Brother Brynjolf accidentally lit his own piss on fire, and ended up in sickbay until his beard grew back and he was thus fit to be seen in public again.
1400 - Freeze your Gonads - The Space Wolf sheds his armor and most of his clothing to wander around Asaheim for an hour.
1500 - Feeding of the Land Raiders - Space Wolf observes a feast with his brothers in honour of the chapter's revered battle machines. Blood Claws are still wandering around outside naked in the snow.
1530 - Boozing of the Land Raiders - No feast is complete without shittons of liquor. Ale and beer are poured and scrubbed all over the most honoured of the chapter's war machines. Many still have bullet holes, sometimes allowing beer to get into the exhaust ports and make for kickass explosions later. Blood Claws are still wandering around outside naked in the snow.
1600 - Wolf your Wolf - Grey Hunters and older Space Wolves take this time to play with their favourite 4-legged companions. Blood Claws are still wandering around outside naked in the snow.
1630 - Save the Blood Claws - Blood Claws are brought in from the cold. Most are frozen blue or black - and hungry for more.
1700 - Evening feast - Eat. Drink. Start brawls. The usual non-warzone Space Wolf thing.
1800 - Try to wake up Bjorn.
1810 - Give up, try to find something fun on the Vox Saga.
1900 - Night gakker break.
2000 - Night firing drills - Much to the Iron Priest's dismay, the Space Wolves practice writing their names in the snow. With bolters. In runes. In the dark.
2100 - Ritual Intake of Narcotics and Purging of Testicles - Yiff and blow.
0500 - Daily Rest - The Space Wolf passes out.

**Kriswall**

I'd bring Rogal. He'd be the best wing man ever in terms of making sure you get home safe and sound regardless of how hard you party. I originally thought that Fulgrim would be the most fun at a party... up until the point where things go horribly wrong and you're rocking back and forth, sobbing in a corner.

**Ashiraya**

As much as I personally dislike Space Wolves due to the overly overt wolf themes, Russ wins this and there is really no competition.

**Fervor**

I'd go with Sanguinius. Literal wingman.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Sangunius! Sangunius! Sangunius!

**SomeRandomEvilGuy**

Gotta say Russ would probably end up taking offence at something someone said and splattering him over a wall. Don't worry though, he's only pretending to be a barbarian.

**Trondheim**

Russ wins this by default

**Amoras**

Russ gets offended so easy and will react with violence i'd not trust that guy on the same planet as me.

Alpharius will plan the greatest party im sure.

**Nevelon**

Amoras wrote:
Russ gets offended so easy and will react with violence i'd not trust that guy on the same planet as me.

Alpharius will plan the greatest party im sure.

Guiliman plans the best parties, Alparius is the one spiking the punch.

**oldzoggy**

I will skip this party.

cough cough, can't you hear that I am getting sick.

**Zaku212**

I'd party with Perty - Fine wine and boardgames

**commander dante**

Alpharius
So i can get +2 instead of +1 guess you forgot about Omegon didnt you?

**Iron_Captain**

Russ for the kind of party where you get totally pissed and start a fight with with everyone.
Fulgrim for a huge orgy with everything imaginable and where you end up hospitalised after overdosing on cocaine and stuff best not talked about.
Sanguinius for the kind of party where you discuss art, poetry and in general pretend to be all cultured and intelligent.
Rogal Dorn for the kind of party where you don't want to have fun.
Alpharius for a total surprise party.
Lorgar for the kind of party where you burn incense and meditate on vague passages from spiritual texts.
Perturabo for the kind of party where you sit in the corner all alone, without friends, glancing spitefully at the cool kids who are having fun.
Angron for the kind of party that ends up with the house completely destroyed.
Jaghatai Khan for the kind party where you go hunting but end up passed out in the forest after drinking too much.

You fill in the rest.

**Amoras**

I now feel kinship with perturabo..

**Cleanse_and_burn**

Pffff, Curze has this one. Who doesn't want to string up the bodies of guests around the house for the others to find?

Just me?

**Orblivion**

Probably Russ. The problem with Sanguinius is that you will always be the ugly friend if you go anywhere with him.

**oldzoggy**

All will be ~2x my size, have an insane alcohol tolerance, the worst political opinion ever, an aggression problem and will probably never stop talking about really creepy stuff.

Nope not my kind of party

**Formosa**

Magnus, cos he knows every joke that has or will ever be, King of one liners that fella

**JustALittleOrkish**

Def Curze, he knows all the bad kids, will have the darkest electro-punk beats, has the deadliest dance moves and would just love some gatecrashers to arrive

**Kar Athri**

Obviously Fulgrim. We could create shrines to Slaneesh if you get what I mean.

**Furyou Miko**

Ferrus Manus.

Come on, it would be like partying with an eight foot tall Kaylee Fry without the boobs.

**Wyzilla**

Russ wins by default. Although Khan might be fun for high octane hunting on the back of a bike or horse.

**Happyjew**

As much as I wanted to vote for Russ, I couldn't I had to go with the oops option, and voted for "Pick a Primarch:"

**pantheralegionnaire**

Orblivion wrote:
Probably Russ. The problem with Sanguinius is that you will always be the ugly friend if you go anywhere with him.

This.

Plus, I'd be scared to go with Fulgrim (he's the other one who sprang to mind)--with him you might end up in a bathtub full of ice minus a kidney with a cellphone and note on your chest.

Now, Vulcan...he can party forever.

**oldravenman3025**

Leman Russ. A party just ain't a party without lots and lots of booze, willing chicks, and some hellacious fights.

**Naberiel**

Mortarion? booze bill will ruin you

**Draco**

I think Magnus would be best for me. Party where we read and study a lot. Some great philosophical discussion with wine and cheeses.

**TheWanderer**

so obviously Russ its laughable.

He is the only party animal amongst them

**Furyou Miko**

I'd hate to party with Russ. He's a drunk, loud-mouthed arsehole.