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 Furyou Miko wrote:
I'd hate to party with Russ. He's a drunk, loud-mouthed arsehole.

That describes every uni student on a pub crawl to ever grace a pub or club with their presence, but good times are had nonetheless hahaha

You would not remember a party with Russ. You are also exceedingly unlikely to survive the event.

From most to least:

Russ > Vulkan > Sangy > Horus (pre-corruption) > Khan > Fulgrim > Lorgar > Magnus > Dorn > Guilliman > Corax > Ferrus > Lion > Perturabo > Mortarion > Angron >>>> Curze

Alpharius would never show up

Alpharius could be a good party trick, a literal stunt double.

 Harriticus wrote:
Alpharius would never show up

That is what you think, but Alpharius was right beside you the entire evening. Only in the end, just before your death, will you find out that your best friend whom you have known since kindergarten, is actually Alpharius and that your entire life has been a lie, manipulated by Alpharius from start to finish.

Toss up between Russ and Fulgrim.

Went with Russ, as that's more a night out on the beers with some karaoke fun, maybe a brawl and a banging hangover. Fulgrim would be more fine wine, maskquerade ball and opera... and a slight chance of losing your soul to a daemon somewhere along the way.

 Iron_Captain wrote:

 Harriticus wrote:
Alpharius would never show up

That is what you think, but Alpharius was right beside you the entire evening. Only in the end, just before your death, will you find out that your best friend whom you have known since kindergarten, is actually Alpharius and that your entire life has been a lie, manipulated by Alpharius from start to finish.

And that he's leaving the party with your girlfriend..

 Chapter Master Angelos wrote:

 Iron_Captain wrote:

 Harriticus wrote:
Alpharius would never show up

That is what you think, but Alpharius was right beside you the entire evening. Only in the end, just before your death, will you find out that your best friend whom you have known since kindergarten, is actually Alpharius and that your entire life has been a lie, manipulated by Alpharius from start to finish.

And that he's leaving the party with your girlfriend..

Who turns out to be Omegon.

Guilliman plans the greatest parties, but his throat will get slit and he'll never reach it.

Dorn will have Terminator bouncers, Centurion escorts and thunderfire cannons guarding the entrance.

Russ will be Russ.

Lorgar will have one of those weird spiritual incense parties...

Sanguinius will have fine wine and bands playing.

Khan would have a hunting party, for xenos, on bikes.

Apparently, putting the minds of Fulgrim and Perturabo makes for quite the party, that is until a certain member of the Raven Guard decided to crash it.

Honestly, Horus pre-heresy seems like a complete bro. At one point he just walks into a massive, formal assembly room filled with all sorts of stuffy officials seated in the capital of a planet he just conquered, that's still giving resistance, and the major topic is how they're going to subdue this world with minimal casualties. His opening line was effectively, "What's up my bitches, how fething sweet was this invasion? Also check out how messed up my bro here got!"

Of course I probably wouldn't bring him to the party post-heresy since he'd be, y'know, dead.

I'm thinking Vulkan and Russ. Gotta go with my main perpetual party man.

Edit: Russ, Sangy and Khan wound be AMAZING wingmen.

Fulgrim will have a party of event horizon proportions that will be talked about in courtrooms and psychological departments for years to come

Perturabo
He'd be able to come up with the best plan on how to hit the most bars at the most reasonable pace of time, and he'd know how to dismantle any clubs that wouldn't let us in.

Fulgrim, surely.