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Dark Eldar Players believe they are sexual deviants but in reality live in their parents basements fondling themselves while watching japanime tenticle porn.

Eldar players are continually diluded, thinking they are absolute masters of strategy, and if they ever lose are certain that the game is balanced to the perfection of a vibro-katana manufactured on the Craftworld "AceyDeucy"

Ork players are self-hating manboys with more money than sense.

Whats an Astra Militarum player? Retired.



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Sisters of Battle players are true artists of paint and strategy, but are convinced the illuminati is behind EVERYTHING and are responsible for the majority of the unpaired socks in your socks drawer.

 Iron_Captain wrote:

And everyone thinks his favourite faction is the bestest and strongest.

Wrong way around. Everyone thinks their favourite factions is the weakest and nerf'd into the ground.

Every 40k player thought they would get into an affordable hobby (at least more so than money hogs like M:tG).

Tau players are anime mecha fans.

All Daemon players started in fantasy and wanted to see what 40k was like.

Every Ork player enjoys scratchbuilding.
Every IoM player doesn't.

Every other Tau player is a WAACer.

 Griddlelol wrote:

 Iron_Captain wrote:

And everyone thinks his favourite faction is the bestest and strongest.

Wrong way around. Everyone thinks their favourite factions is the weakest and nerf'd into the ground.

Truth. I can't believe they nerfed scatter lasers so that they don't give laser lock anymore! Wtf, Games Workshop?! /s

Tau players are into Asian gak. They will also argue which culture it resembles most.

Chaos players are almost exclusively metal heads and wear band tshirts all the time.

IG players fancy themselves as the next big general while in reality they lose all the time.

Tyanid plays are all secret perverts and like tenticles.

No one past age 14 plays space marines.

Games workshop staff scream far to loud when playing the game and get way to excited when pretty much anything dies.




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Tau players are into Asian gak. They will also argue which culture it resembles most.

Chaos players are almost exclusively metal heads and wear band tshirts all the time.

IG players fancy themselves as the next big general while in reality they lose all the time.

Tyanid plays are all secret perverts and like tenticles.

No one past age 14 plays space marines.

Games workshop staff scream far to loud when playing the game and get way to excited when pretty much anything dies.

 tau tse tung wrote:
No one past age 14 plays space marines.

Yeah, all the cool ones go with DA as they get older