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2019/11/13 21:04:59
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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Write any facts about anything in wh40k(not memes) funny weird or strange. Just remember it must be cannon!
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2019/11/13 21:11:26
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.
Space Marines employ child soldiers.
Daemons can be tamed.
Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.
Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2019/11/13 21:17:09
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2019/11/13 21:19:01
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Inspiring SDF-1 Bridge Officer
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Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.
Dogs outrank privates in the IG.
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2019/11/13 21:23:15
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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epronovost wrote:A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.
Space Marines employ child soldiers.
Daemons can be tamed.
Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.
Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.
Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?
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2019/11/13 21:23:55
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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If an Ork thinks that something will work, it will work.
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Galef wrote:If you refuse to use rock, you will never beat scissors. |
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2019/11/13 21:26:09
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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Yarium wrote:If an Ork thinks that something will work, it will work.
Yup thats explains everything
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2019/11/13 21:26:35
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Inspiring SDF-1 Bridge Officer
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sajmonikpl1 wrote:epronovost wrote:A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.
Space Marines employ child soldiers.
Daemons can be tamed.
Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.
Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.
Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?
More like Fleshounds and Juggernauts, I would think.
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2019/11/13 21:27:29
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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sajmonikpl1 wrote:epronovost wrote:A shuriken catapult shoots 100 shuriken per second.
Space Marines employ child soldiers.
Daemons can be tamed.
Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.
Tyranids are functionnaly immortal.
Daemons tamed? Like bloodletters?! WUT?
How screwed up you must be that daemons actually are afraid of you?(expect gray knights inquisitors etc.)
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2019/11/13 21:32:08
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Inspiring SDF-1 Bridge Officer
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Termagants have a growth rate measured in seconds. They are also birthed fully armed with loaded weapons.
Also, the definition of termagant is “ a harsh-tempered or overbearing woman.”
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2019/11/13 21:43:35
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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Stormonu wrote:Termagants have a growth rate measured in seconds. They are also birthed fully armed with loaded weapons.
Also, the definition of termagant is “ a harsh-tempered or overbearing woman.”
Ok im never gonna look at my termagants like i did before. Just WOW
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2019/11/13 21:45:23
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
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The Blood Angels once “borrowed” a suit of Terminator Armour from the Ultramarines and painted it red. Now the armour is cursed, and every Blood Angel to wear it dies horribly, chipping away more of the red paint.
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2019/11/13 21:52:13
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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diepotato47 wrote:The Blood Angels once “borrowed” a suit of Terminator Armour from the Ultramarines and painted it red. Now the armour is cursed, and every Blood Angel to wear it dies horribly, chipping away more of the red paint.
And they say Blood Ravens are thieves....
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2019/11/13 21:53:26
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Well, that is also factually correct.
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2019/11/13 21:54:55
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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I tried to finish this line but SOMEONE stole it!
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2019/11/13 22:02:02
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Road-Raging Blood Angel Biker
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“If you wanted to keep it, you should have nailed it down. Then I could have stolen some nails too.” - Brother Stealeus of the Blood Ravens
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2019/11/13 22:03:20
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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diepotato47 wrote:“If you wanted to keep it, you should have nailed it down. Then I could have stolen some nails too.” - Brother Stealeus of the Blood Ravens
I heard baneblades and metal boxes distract them for some time.
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2019/11/13 22:08:29
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Stormonu wrote:Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.
Dogs outrank privates in the IG.
A little more than that. Canids also hold officer-status, meaning that striking one is equivalent to assault on an officer, and so is accordingly the punishment.
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If the truth can destroy it, then it deserves to be destroyed. |
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2019/11/13 22:16:56
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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Apple Peel wrote: Stormonu wrote:Imperial guard used to employ penal troops fitted with explosive collars - the latter was not only a disciplinary measure, but the handler could detonate the collars to turn the convicts into suicide bombers.
Dogs outrank privates in the IG.
A little more than that. Canids also hold officer-status, meaning that striking one is equivalent to assault on an officer, and so is accordingly the punishment.
I imagined doggo in commissar uniform barking at guardsman.Who would harm a doggo?
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2019/11/13 22:20:56
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Killer Klaivex
The dark behind the eyes.
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Does canids refer to literal, ordinary dogs? Not like some sort of beastmen?
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blood reaper wrote:I will respect human rights and trans people but I will never under any circumstances use the phrase 'folks' or 'ya'll'. I would rather be killed by firing squad.
the_scotsman wrote:Yeah, when i read the small novel that is the Death Guard unit options and think about resolving the attacks from a melee-oriented min size death guard squad, the thing that springs to mind is "Accessible!"
Argive wrote:GW seems to have a crystal ball and just pulls hairbrained ideas out of their backside for the most part.
Andilus Greatsword wrote:
"Prepare to open fire at that towering Wraithknight!"
"ARE YOU DAFT MAN!?! YOU MIGHT HIT THE MEN WHO COME UP TO ITS ANKLES!!!"
Akiasura wrote:I hate to sound like a serial killer, but I'll be reaching for my friend occam's razor yet again.
insaniak wrote:
You're not. If you're worried about your opponent using 'fake' rules, you're having fun the wrong way. This hobby isn't about rules. It's about buying Citadel miniatures.
Please report to your nearest GW store for attitude readjustment. Take your wallet. |
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2019/11/13 22:24:44
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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vipoid wrote:Does canids refer to literal, ordinary dogs? Not like some sort of beastmen?
I have no mouth and i must scream.....
WHAT IN THE GRIMDARK SAKE IS THIS?!
It looks like genestealer but straight from nostromo
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2019/11/13 22:25:05
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Eldar defecate crystals They also require repeated copulations at specific stages to successfully procreate. The males needs to deposit new genetic material at each stage This is both the reason they can't recoup loses as fast as humans/t'au but also why they make poor host organisms for Genestealers -
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2019/11/13 22:25:31
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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sajmonikpl1 wrote: vipoid wrote:Does canids refer to literal, ordinary dogs? Not like some sort of beastmen?
I have no mouth and i must scream.....
WHAT IN THE GRIMDARK SAKE IS THIS?!
It looks like genestealer but straight from nostromo
Btw i meant non chaos people taming daemons.... Just saying
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2019/11/13 22:26:27
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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The Marine Standing Behind Marneus Calgar
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diepotato47 wrote:The Blood Angels once “borrowed” a suit of Terminator Armour from the Ultramarines and painted it red. Now the armour is cursed, and every Blood Angel to wear it dies horribly, chipping away more of the red paint.
"Levi." The bolter's magazine was tiny in comparison to Levi's power glove, but he had no trouble in sliding it home. There was a click and the bolter's catch held the magazine. Levi shook his head, working the helmet seals carefully into place. His suit was battered and scarred and badly in need of repainting. It wasn't even in the proper chapter colours, having come from the Ultramarines armory a generation before. Bare metal showed in several places. Levi, like many of the suits previous users, had refused to let the Techmarines repaint it. Every time it's Ultramarines colours had been hidden, the suits wearer had been killed. Levi maintained that the suit knew it was only borrowed, and even the techs had come to believe the same. They had given up trying to persuade him to have it repainted in the proper colours.
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2019/11/13 22:32:25
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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That photo is of a Dark Eldar Beastmaster and his Khymera charges. Non-chaos "person" there as DE do not worship Chaos at all. They enter a dream-scape and "tame" whole packs of Daemonic Khymera -
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2019/11/13 22:41:38
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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Galef wrote:That photo is of a Dark Eldar Beastmaster and his Khymera charges. Non-chaos "person" there as DE do not worship Chaos at all. They enter a dream-scape and "tame" whole packs of Daemonic Khymera
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You know dark eldars.... They are just weird. But still taming daemons is an achievment. Automatically Appended Next Post: Galef wrote:Eldar defecate crystals
They also require repeated copulations at specific stages to successfully procreate. The males needs to deposit new genetic material at each stage
This is both the reason they can't recoup loses as fast as humans/t'au but also why they make poor host organisms for Genestealers
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I dont know if its true but some time of they greater days they copulated more like rabbits (and i mean A LOT) so no wonders why they have problems with that. But like i said im not sure about this part.
Second thing: imagine Eldar having diarrhea. OUCH
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2019/11/13 22:56:12
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Cog in the Machine
New Zealand
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One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old
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Building towards 1000pts
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2019/11/13 22:58:22
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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Beersarius Drawl wrote:One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old
Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.
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2019/11/13 23:02:29
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Fixture of Dakka
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sajmonikpl1 wrote: Beersarius Drawl wrote:One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old
Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.
I believe Beersarius is referring to Dante - his self-titled novel certainly gives that impression in places, but I think his outlook has changed by the end of it.
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2021-4 Plog - Here we go again... - my fifth attempt at a Dakka PLOG
My Pile of Potential - updates ongoing...
Gamgee on Tau Players wrote:we all kill cats and sell our own families to the devil and eat live puppies.
Kanluwen wrote:This is, emphatically, why I will continue suggesting nuking Guard and starting over again. It's a legacy army that needs to be rebooted with a new focal point.
Confirmation of why no-one should listen to Kanluwen when it comes to the IG - he doesn't want the IG, he want's Kan's New Model Army...
tneva82 wrote:You aren't even trying ty pretend for honest arqument. Open bad faith trolling. - No reason to keep this here, unless people want to use it for something... |
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2019/11/13 23:14:18
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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Dysartes wrote:sajmonikpl1 wrote: Beersarius Drawl wrote:One of the most highly respected and awe inspiring chapter masters simply wants to die as he is 1500 years old
Raven guard? Because i watched TTS and it matches their primarch and emo looking style.
I believe Beersarius is referring to Dante - his self-titled novel certainly gives that impression in places, but I think his outlook has changed by the end of it.
Maybe its true but he dont want to die. He killed every enemy of mankind from Carnifexes to Administratum desks. He suffers from blood hunger but he is rather ok with it.
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2019/11/13 23:27:06
Subject: Wh40k trash facts.
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Inquisitorial Keeper of the Xenobanks
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epronovost wrote:A shuriken catapult shoots
Sisters of Battle were used for sexual gratification purpose.
That was before they were "Sisters of Battle" IIRC though. What was they called under Vandire ?
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