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This is pretty simple just make a Yo Mamma joke that has to do with 40K/Fantasy and have fun with it.

Yo Mamma smell so bad, even Papa Nurgle said "damn you smell"

Yo Momma so nasty, the Hive Mind went right past her and ate the couch instead...

Yo mama so ugly, Angron had to make a leadership check to 'hit dat'!

yo mommas so fat, Ghazkhull used her to destroy hades,

Your mother is so lovely even the Dark Angels find her sexually attractive.

Did I do it right?

Yo momma's so fat, she'd make a Waveserpent scrape along the ground.

Yo momma so nasty, when she joined the Death Company everyone there got cured of the Red Thirst.

"We don't want no more blood!"

Yo mama so fat, she can tank-shock a LandRaider.

Yo Momma so fat GW is gonna us her for the new Battlewagon model.

You mommas so ugly she causes terror thus requiring fear causing units to take a terror test and possibly fall back.

I was going to do something along the lines of Yo Momma so nasty + spore mines + grots = yeast infection, but I don't want to cross the line on Dakka

Yo momma so big, a Titan tripped over her.

Yo momma so ugly, a whole Kroot squad spewed up rather than eat her.

Yo momma let rip a fart so bad, the Space Emporer himself complained about the smell.

Yo momma so fat, a pie plate template can't hit her ass if it hits right on her head.

Yo momma so nasty, the Space Pope wouldn't let her into the Greater Good.

Yo momma so greasy, an Inquisitor requisitioned her as emergency lubricant for a regiment of Leman Russ tanks.

Yo momma so poor, she was complaining about GW price rises in 2nd edition.

Yo momma so rank, Spase Marienz (Hurrr!) get geneseed contamination from riding the same bus.

Kilkrazy wrote:Yo momma so poor, she was complaining about GW price rises in 2nd edition.

Zing!

yo momma so old she refers to the c'tan as young whippersnappers

Your mother is so beloved that the World Eaters granted her mercy.

Am I doing this right?

Yo Mammas so hot shes AP 1

I think we suck Kyoto... :S

I think KK has some repressed feelings about MEQs

Stormtrooper X wrote:I think KK has some repressed feelings about MEQs

Or about my mother.

Oh wait I have another one!

You mother is so well dressed the Eldar complimented her on her sense of fashion.

Yo Mamma's so fat, she takes up three slots in a transport.

Yo' Mama's got so many rolls, she makes a brood of 32 Hormagaunts on the charge go "Daaaaayum!"
Plus, she can re-roll most of her rolls.

Yo Mamma's so ugly Slaanesh said "pass"



So did Papa Nurgle...

yo momma so clueless she takes fashon advice from chaos dwarf haberdashers.

Yo momma so stinky she makes Nurglings cry.