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Vladmir Putin would be sitting upon the Golden Throne and W. would be a servitor.

The Mechanicum would not have asked for a bailout. They would have just continued to produced Land Raider's and told the Sierra Club to GTFO.

Dark Eldar would be holed up in North Korea, threatening the Imperium with a pummeling from their “nuclear fists.”

The French would embrace their long-lost Eldar brothers – then flee from them.

The Tau would be led to greatness by their new ethereal, Aun Obama.

California would have received a “purgatis” order from the Lord Witch-Finder Pat Roberston ages ago.

Afghanistan would have been virus bombed from orbit.

Because of the long-lived status of the Necrons, the AARP would become the most powerful special interest group on the planet.

All Imperial Guard musters and impressment's would take place in Texas.

The World Eaters would be based in Sierra Leone.

The Emperors Children would be based in Amsterdam.

The Death Guard would be based in Hackensack, New Jersey.

The Thousand Sons would be based in Cairo, Egypt.

The Word Bearers would be based in Waco, Texas.

The Blood Angels would be based in Forks, Washington.

The Space Wolves would be imprisoned for their abuse and neglect of animals.

Guantanamo Bay would be the new headquarters for the Ordo Hereticus.

The Arch Heretic Ralph Nader would have received the Emperor's Justice some time ago.

All Orks would be Chelsea F.C. Fans.

The AARP is already the most powerful special interest group on the planet. =p

Who are the AARP ?

(don't shout if its obvious)

Every soldier in the US Army would be issued with a bolter, a chainsword, lightning claws, a powerfist, a thunder hammer & storm shield, and an assault cannon, with suspensors to carry it all and (at least) Mark VII armour.

The British Army would be issued 1 lasgun per 3 soldiers. Members of elite regiments would receive an IG helmet each.

jamunition wrote:Who are the AARP ?

American Association of Retired Persons.
A collective nonprofit for the betterment of people over 50. They represent an effective geriocracy as a huge portion of US government officials are eligible for membership, and a significant voting block as medical science increases our average lifespan and people (of course) age.

Wait a minute, nothing of the pope?! the only reason I do not make a joke of the pope myself is that I am way to boring to make the oppertunity(I know I spelled that wrong) justice.

Come on, dakka.

The Pope is off calling the rest of the Ecclesiarchy heretics for believing in things that contradict what he interprets as the Emperor's will.

Simple.

Nope, the Death Guard would be headquartered at Chernobyl, Ukraine. Not only because it is one of the most desolate hell-holes on Earth, but because the Center for Disease Control has its HQ in Atlanta, and they want to be as far away from there as possible, except when raiding it to liberate the contents of the stage 5 bio-warfare stocks.

Nurgle would be the Australian public health system.

Obama would be A lord of change. Bush would be a warboss and his followers a bunch of crazed bad moons.

Robert Mugabe would be the Nightbringer.

George Dubya would be the Deciever, duh!

And his followers gold-plated necrons.

sexiest_hero wrote:Obama would be A lord of change.

Hey a demon has to earn that title

Pat Robertson's witch-finder army would be at war with Tomb State California and it's Necron Lord, Ahhnold.

Healthcare would consist of morphine and bionics.

Oh and kged, don't sell England short, they get 1 lasgun per 2 men, and the elites would also get a knife.

America has a tomb world in it though, while you have squats.

obama would be a greater daemon of tzeeench because he loves CHANGE.

aww some1 alredy took my joke =(

The space wolves would obviously be based in Canada.

There would be no financial crisis since we would have a centralistic political system.

China would make nothin but lasguns and leman russes

The Tau would be based in japan.... oh and we get 4 times the amount of battlesuits we already have (we <3 our robots ^_^)

Sadly, all your Taupanese battlesuits would be pink and piloted by 14 year-old girls in slutty school uniforms. D:

I feel that America would correspond to the Eye of Terror, and Abaddon would still lead the Germans out of there every now and then for another brown crusade.

The entirety of Scandinavia would be a gathering of backwards feudal worlds where the population thinks Ghazghkull Thraka is a soft drink.