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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

On a similar line to the "Things you wouldn't hear in a game of 40k" thread, how about thinking of things fomeone who has been tainted by the warp may say (for whatever un-reason they suddenly have )

*Chaos Dreadought (Hellbrute), while beating a tank to death in CC* "Gimme my please do not try to avoid the language filter sardines!"

EDIT: Also -

"Who said that?! I'm gonna kill you! Wait - there's a rock... on my hand.." *stares at his hand* "..hands.." *Drools*

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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun




Denmark

"Possessed? Me? Noo... no... okay maybe i am a little possessed.." Last words of Daemonhost Anorus while eating a kindergarden.

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Krazed Killa Kan






Newport, S Wales

*after looking in the mirror for the first time*

'What the heck is that thing? it's hideous?'
*begins feeling face*
'Oh wait, it's my head'
'It's my head, isn't it...'
'Yep, It's my head...'
*sighs*

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 Atma01 wrote:

And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!


Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.

daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Chaos Sorcerer:
"By the power of Tzeentch, I can divine the future with unbelievable accuracy, I can see the fates, when you live and when you die is as clear to me as sunlight!"

**Gets run over by a baneblade**

Chaos marine:
"The accuracy of your fortune telling is truly unbelievable. I shall do as you said, master!"

______________________

I apologise for any earache, but there's this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBngmCpUrU

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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus




Norway

"I had a dream tonight, I imagined I was a sunflower. I sang and danced to my own rythm." Last words attributed to the psyker Liatros before his execution by an Imperial commissar.

If you have nothing nice to say then say frakking nothing. 
   
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter




Seattle

"I can hear the color octarine!"
- Random Tzeentchian Cultist

"Pardon me, friends and neighbors, can I talk to you about Bob, the Living God who Walks the Hive in huckster's shoes?"
-- Random IrReverand from the CotSG

"Waaarrhhggbbll!!"
-- Random Khornate Cultist

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Hallowed Canoness




Ireland

"Curses! Just when you've finally managed to bring the whole world under your evil influence some pathetic little Inquisitor goes whining off to the Adeptus Terra about rogue psykers and daemonic possession. I mean, do I look possessed? Well, do I? DO I???"
- Lord Varlak during the Purge of Korsk




... this is an actual quote from the Codex Witch Hunters.
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

"..Fit the powerpack into the monkey... ♫...the headbone is connected to the thighbone...♫ ...Just saw this off, it's not like there's enough oxygen here to breathe anyway..."
-Corrupted Surgeon attempting to stitch a wound.
   
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne




Noctis Labyrinthus

"Dude life sucks."
- Every Thousand Son
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

"Now... Stay here, and guard this relic. Okay? Good."
*Turns around, then immediately turns back*
"Stop moving! I told you to stay and guard, got it? Adadada!! Stop! I saw what you tried to do you fool!"

-Chaos Lord to a small stone.
   
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Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

"Listen to the songs the blessed sings to us from the realm beyond! Feel their unholy gaze cleanse your mind of all former loyalties and set you free mortal!"
   
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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

"Do you hear the voices too?" - random chaos space marine.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

"In the name of our dark lords we shall drink.
In the name of Khorne we shall drink blood.
In the name of Tzeentch we shall drink raw warp essence.
In the name of Nurgle we shall drink the pus of this guy's sores.
In the name of Slaanesh we shall drink....
...Perhaps not Slaanesh, then..."

Also, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BYDfDJ0nJA

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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker




New York

It must be said:

"I feel the warp overtaking me! It is a good pain!"
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

"£45 for an entire Land Raider? BARGAIN!!"
-Warpsmith

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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Nah, its more like "Do you see the prices too?"

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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Fireknife Shas'el






"I'm not saying I don't want to spill blood for the Blood God or collect skulls for the Skull Throne. I'm just saying how long until he realizes we are full of blood and skulls?"
-The last reasonable World Eater.

I'm expecting an Imperial Knights supplement dedicated to GW's loyalist apologetics. Codex: White Knights "In the grim dark future, everything is fine."

"The argument is that we have to do this or we will, bit by bit,
lose everything that we hold dear, everything that keeps the business going. Our crops will wither, our children will die piteous
deaths and the sun will be swept from the sky."
-Tom Kirby 
   
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Scarab with a Cracked Shell



Baltimore, MD

It seems to me that warp afflicted and LSD user are rather similar

"problems are simply preceieved"-me
 Chumbalaya wrote:
Om nom nom
 
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





" Not all the hair grease says is Kill the Emperor Slaanesh is good!"

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -Groucho Marx

 
   
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions






 Lynata wrote:
"Curses! Just when you've finally managed to bring the whole world under your evil influence some pathetic little Inquisitor goes whining off to the Adeptus Terra about rogue psykers and daemonic possession. I mean, do I look possessed? Well, do I? DO I???"
- Lord Varlak during the Purge of Korsk


... this is an actual quote from the Codex Witch Hunters.

I love that quote. Its even older than that. It was from Andy Chambers' psyker lord in a huge multiplayer battle report in White Dwarf. It was one of the first White Dwarves I got, what was cool about the battle report (other than loads of tanks and whatever models they could grab) was that it was 3-4 players per side and they weren't allowed to talk to each other after deployment. Instead they had to record short messages on a dictaphone and played them back for everyone to hear like intercepts.

Lord Varlak later appeared briefly in Necromunda if I recall.

 
   
 
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