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I got some lobster and cheese ravioli yesterday, and it was the hand-down nastiest thing I'd ever eaten. It took a huge glass of chocolate milk and three chili cheese fritos burritos from Taco Bell covered in hot sauce to scrub the taste out of my mouth, and the one bite of that poison I tried I spit out! I'm sticking with Taco Bell from now on. feth that gourmet gak!

I've just decided I want "Highway to hell" to be played as my body is being put into its funeral barrow when I die .

Lol, tonight i've just had one of the most weird moments in my entire life...I went out, then dropped my girlfriend at her house and was heading home. I parked the car as i usually do, and i was standing in front of the block entrance, smoking (i don't smoke in the car).

And then this girl just pops out of nowhere (i could've sworn she teleported right beside me, as i never saw her coming), must've been in her eighteens or smth. pretty cute though, she stands for like 5 secs looking at me and me looking at her, and she goes like:

-WHAT?
-Huh?
-What?
-Girl, i didn't say anything
-No, you've got to be kidding me
-Huuuuuuh? I don't even know you
-Nah, you've GOT to be kidding me

And then she simply turns around and leaves, just like she appeared, and i'm like 1 min straight, standing there wondering what the feth was that all about. Even now, home, almost an hour later i can't get that out of my head, like whaaaaaat thaaaaaa feeeeeeeeth? No, some people are really, but really, weird [*facepalm]

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I've just decided I want "Highway to hell" to be played as my body is being put into its funeral barrow when I die .

Not bad. I want Queen's "who Wants to Live Forever?" for me.

chaplaingrabthar wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I've just decided I want "Highway to hell" to be played as my body is being put into its funeral barrow when I die .

Not bad. I want Queen's "who Wants to Live Forever?" for me.

Led Zeppelin's "Achilles' Last Stand" for me

chaplaingrabthar wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I've just decided I want "Highway to hell" to be played as my body is being put into its funeral barrow when I die .

Not bad. I want Queen's "who Wants to Live Forever?" for me.

The Doors "Break on through to the other side" for me.

My birthday today, lads!
Sweet 17! But I'm going to the leisure center to study anyway, becuase exams are next week.

But we're going to have a paintball party the week after, so that should be sweet. Half of Year 12 is are coming, and so are a few mates from out of school.

Happy Birthday!

I heard paint ball hurts like hell, what a way to finish off your birthday.

Paint ball only hurts if you get hit....

Seriously, just wear plenty of layers if you don't want some decent sized welts.

aka_tizz wrote:Lol, tonight i've just had one of the most weird moments in my entire life...I went out, then dropped my girlfriend at her house and was heading home. I parked the car as i usually do, and i was standing in front of the block entrance, smoking (i don't smoke in the car).

And then this girl just pops out of nowhere (i could've sworn she teleported right beside me, as i never saw her coming), must've been in her eighteens or smth. pretty cute though, she stands for like 5 secs looking at me and me looking at her, and she goes like:

-WHAT?
-Huh?
-What?
-Girl, i didn't say anything
-No, you've got to be kidding me
-Huuuuuuh? I don't even know you
-Nah, you've GOT to be kidding me

And then she simply turns around and leaves, just like she appeared, and i'm like 1 min straight, standing there wondering what the feth was that all about. Even now, home, almost an hour later i can't get that out of my head, like whaaaaaat thaaaaaa feeeeeeeeth? No, some people are really, but really, weird [*facepalm]

Man that sounds like a freaky experince indeed, perhaps she DID teleport beside you....
The thing that is on my minde now is how much I actualy hate living here in my hometown

What's on my mind tonight?

Why do I insist on thinking "It's SCIENCE!" whenever wearing safety goggles and a dust mask+working with power tools?

Lord-Loss wrote:Happy Birthday!

I heard paint ball hurts like hell, what a way to finish off your birthday.

It's not a good day of paintball if you aren't bleeding from at least two wounds by the end of it

Kinda a varied day.
Played wow alot(got back into it since i hit lvl 80)
played halo 3 with friend lots of lulz
got the new ven dread.
Went to weight watchers to inquire about a membership
Went to burger king after that. Then had a nice chat with a man there(think he might be homeless). Was real nice. Im glad i chatted with him.

aka_tizz wrote:Lol, tonight i've just had one of the most weird moments in my entire life...I went out, then dropped my girlfriend at her house and was heading home. I parked the car as i usually do, and i was standing in front of the block entrance, smoking (i don't smoke in the car).

And then this girl just pops out of nowhere (i could've sworn she teleported right beside me, as i never saw her coming), must've been in her eighteens or smth. pretty cute though, she stands for like 5 secs looking at me and me looking at her, and she goes like:

-WHAT?
-Huh?
-What?
-Girl, i didn't say anything
-No, you've got to be kidding me
-Huuuuuuh? I don't even know you
-Nah, you've GOT to be kidding me

And then she simply turns around and leaves, just like she appeared, and i'm like 1 min straight, standing there wondering what the feth was that all about. Even now, home, almost an hour later i can't get that out of my head, like whaaaaaat thaaaaaa feeeeeeeeth? No, some people are really, but really, weird [*facepalm]

Now THIS I like...absolutely no rhyme or reason...pure Chaos in motion

Khornholio wrote:

chaplaingrabthar wrote:

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:I've just decided I want "Highway to hell" to be played as my body is being put into its funeral barrow when I die .

Not bad. I want Queen's "who Wants to Live Forever?" for me.

The Doors "Break on through to the other side" for me.

Radiohead's "High and Dry," which I realise has nothing to do with death but toss it.

Got a damned good deal today. Farscape: The Complete Series on dvd...for $74.99 on Amazon.

Versus the list price of $149.99.

Feth yeah.

Well, that's why i love Romania...you can find any movie anywhere...for free, no police attached

Kanluwen wrote:Got a damned good deal today. Farscape: The Complete Series on dvd...for $74.99 on Amazon.

Versus the list price of $149.99.

Feth yeah.

Must back up the "good deals on Amazon" position.

I got a $180 Barska IR Cross scope for $70 a couple weeks back.

I better show ya what's on my mind:

I spent yesterday afternoon and most of today at my best friends younger brother's birthday party.

I was the only white guy. Which was not neccessarily a bad thing.

We went to the pool in the house they rented for his family to stay at (cousins, aunts, uncles, etc.),
and I must say, i felt a bit like Hugh Hefner. Well, a young Hugh at least.

Allow me to some it is up in this poem.

"Jesus loves me, this I know,
for he had some hot ghetto hoochies tell me so."

Despite my lack of faith, I am beginning to think that maybe life isn't all gak, and that maybe, just maybe, there is some good.

Maybe I should just stare at booty more to get that feeling

Wait wait wait.

You're saying you felt religion by staring at scantily clad women?

GES...on this day, I hereby grant you your Man Card. Guard it wisely.

I joined the CA NG last month, and my first RSP is coming up. I'm looking forward to getting my initial stuff issued, and hopefully getting to do something productive, even if that something productive is a lot of smokings! I just wish I was able to get an earlier ship date. I have to wait until June 22nd to ship. Ft. Jackson for BCT, Ft. Eustis for AIT. MOS 15B - Aircraft Powerplant Repairer.

Kanluwen wrote:Wait wait wait.

You're saying you felt religion by staring at scantily clad women?

GES...on this day, I hereby grant you your Man Card. Guard it wisely.

Hot tub. Sexy women. Me.

Religous experiance if you mean taking the Lord's name in vain because of said sexy women..... then yes. Damn straight yes it was a religous experiance.

Does my Man Card count as an id? Cause theres an awesome dive bar I've been wanting to drink at for the past year or so.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:Wait wait wait.

You're saying you felt religion by staring at scantily clad women?

GES...on this day, I hereby grant you your Man Card. Guard it wisely.

Hot tub. Sexy women. Me.

Religous experiance if you mean taking the Lord's name in vain because of said sexy women..... then yes. Damn straight yes it was a religous experiance.

Does my Man Card count as an id? Cause theres an awesome dive bar I've been wanting to drink at for the past year or so.

IMO having sex it's always a religious experience, then you feel close to God, as in "Oh god yes, keep doing that..." thing

Ashok Kumarrrr Was assassinated !!


'Ahem' other than that, pretty much nothing... yep.pretty blank up there

aka_tizz wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:Wait wait wait.

You're saying you felt religion by staring at scantily clad women?

GES...on this day, I hereby grant you your Man Card. Guard it wisely.

Hot tub. Sexy women. Me.

Religous experiance if you mean taking the Lord's name in vain because of said sexy women..... then yes. Damn straight yes it was a religous experiance.

Does my Man Card count as an id? Cause theres an awesome dive bar I've been wanting to drink at for the past year or so.

IMO having sex it's always a religious experience, then you feel close to God, as in "Oh god yes, keep doing that..." thing

Thank you for the mental images. I'm sorry, i have seen your pic in the show yourself thread, but I still end up giving most of the users here neckbeards when i picture them.

Mental images...... scary.... AGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to watch someone slaughter a pig to get the vision of neckbeards raping outta my head.
*Shudders*

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

aka_tizz wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Kanluwen wrote:Wait wait wait.

You're saying you felt religion by staring at scantily clad women?

GES...on this day, I hereby grant you your Man Card. Guard it wisely.

Hot tub. Sexy women. Me.

Religous experiance if you mean taking the Lord's name in vain because of said sexy women..... then yes. Damn straight yes it was a religous experiance.

Does my Man Card count as an id? Cause theres an awesome dive bar I've been wanting to drink at for the past year or so.

IMO having sex it's always a religious experience, then you feel close to God, as in "Oh god yes, keep doing that..." thing

Thank you for the mental images. I'm sorry, i have seen your pic in the show yourself thread, but I still end up giving most of the users here neckbeards when i picture them.

Mental images...... scary.... AGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to watch someone slaughter a pig to get the vision of neckbeards raping outta my head.
*Shudders*

What, you mean like that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agOKm-1d9x4&feature=PlayList&p=52DDC7EACF50404A&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2&aia=true

And no, i don't have a neckbeard. Yet

aka_tizz wrote:
What, you mean like that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agOKm-1d9x4&feature=PlayList&p=52DDC7EACF50404A&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2&aia=true

And no, i don't have a neckbeard. Yet

IS this a rockroll? I'm not being the sap who finds out...

though on the other hand if it IS a guy slaughtering a pig I don't want to see that either.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:I spent yesterday afternoon and most of today at my best friends younger brother's birthday party.

I was the only white guy. Which was not neccessarily a bad thing.

We went to the pool in the house they rented for his family to stay at (cousins, aunts, uncles, etc.),
and I must say, i felt a bit like Hugh Hefner. Well, a young Hugh at least.

Allow me to some it is up in this poem.

"Jesus loves me, this I know,
for he had some hot ghetto hoochies tell me so."

Despite my lack of faith, I am beginning to think that maybe life isn't all gak, and that maybe, just maybe, there is some good.

Maybe I should just stare at booty more to get that feeling

Soon you're gonna be tellin us you like your coffee like you like your women; Hot, black and sweet.

Hope you got some phone numbers!

I wanna fix my dirt bike.

(1982 honda xr200)