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Made in us
Resourceful Gutterscum






The empire of man is the worst fluff i mean what the feth so mutants are too hairy of aren't cute enough


All is Dust
 
   
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Scarred Ultramarine Tyrannic War Veteran






Maple Valley, Washington, Holy Terra

Sorry. Wrong thread.

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"Calgar hates Tyranids."

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Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

Arihiman wrote:The empire of man is the worst fluff


All right, I can see where your coming from.

Arihiman wrote:i mean what the feth


Do you really mean that? Really?

Arihiman wrote:so mutants are too hairy of aren't cute enough



Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries




US

Thread of the Day.

“Sanguinius. It should have been him. He has the vision and strength to carry us to victory, and the wisdom to rule once victory is won. For all his aloof coolness, he alone has the Emperor's soul in his blood. Each of us carries part of our father within us, whether it is his hunger for battle, his psychic talent or his determination to succeed. Sanguinius holds it all. It should have been his...” -- The Warmaster Horus  
   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota


Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Monstrous Master Moulder






I dunno...

the Empire sucks, true, the Imperium is a different story though,
seriously second weirdest thread ever, the first being:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/223757.page
thank Jesus it was locked, all that talk of lies and pie...

Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman

And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
 
   
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot






Worcester, UK

Did someone mention pie
(hears a yell from the distance "noooo, not the pie jokes again" Shrugs and continues typing)

 
   
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Evasive Eshin Assassin






pie...? there's pie???
   
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Randomer thread here: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/223479.page

"The fusion core can't take it cap'n" Techpriest 'Scotty' Valtex, shot for insubordination

See my WIP thread at http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/221633.page 
   
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend






The sink.

So you're saying mutants are either a) too hairy or b) not cute enough?
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

Yay! I'm in another random thread!

P.S. Turtles!

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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit






wait wait wait wait... huh..?

1)The glass is half full!

2) The glass is half empty!

3) Half Full, no wait, half empty, no wait... what was the question again?

4) Hey! I ordered a cheese burger!

(the 4 basic personality types)

I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1

Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All

97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

that picture of the space marine choaking a poster and saying "STOP POSTING gak!!!" is hilarious. i found that a few months ago while googling ork stuff and kept it ever since
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

I choose answer 5:

Why do I care? And are there turtles?

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Serious Squig Herder






We require moar turtles.

blarg 
   
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:We require moar turtles.


Now if only we could combine turtles and pie...

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
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Serious Squig Herder






I'm on it.


blarg 
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

Nofasse 'Eadhunta wrote:I'm on it.



This cannot be allowed to fall into the wrong hands, there are many who would misuse the power of the turtle/pie

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in ca
Serious Squig Herder






There's only one man who can be trusted with the power of the turtle pie, let alone overcome it.


blarg 
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

Even so, we must not underestimate our enemies, I suggest we call for more backup

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot






Worcester, UK

you guys! lmao
You've made my day

 
   
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[DCM]
.







I know I suck, but click on Arihiman, then click on "Messages posted:
35 messages have been posted by Arihiman." and then prepare for a brain cell death rate up tick.
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

I always read his threads when I see them because more often then not they turn out like this one has, which makes me laugh

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
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Serious Squig Herder






But there is one villain in league with Mr. T of whom we cannot ignore.



He will use his PENGISH to destroy any within his LOS.

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blarg 
   
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

You lie, Mr T would never join forces with such a villain, he does nothing but save the world and help children

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4610575102642182602

Does that look like a villain to you?

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
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Serious Squig Herder






Mr T will protect the children from Robotnik's PENGISH. All of his bling will deflect such an attack.

blarg 
   
Made in us
Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

Then Chuck Norris will kick him and his PENGISH into another time zone

Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :

 
   
Made in us
Wrack Sufferer





Bat Country

Alpharius wrote:I know I suck, but click on Arihiman, then click on "Messages posted:
35 messages have been posted by Arihiman." and then prepare for a brain cell death rate up tick.


I just did it. I'm now partially slowed.

Has anyone ever been banned form Dakka due to posting stupid stuff all the time?

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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. 
   
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit






wait wait wait wait... huh..?

I think that this pretty aptly illustrates what the consequences of such posts should be

http://media.photobucket.com/image/stop%20stupid%20posts/apitch85/loldeathstar.gif?o=2

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/01 22:09:10


I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1

Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All

97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are 
   
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Serious Squig Herder






Well this illustrates what kind of punishment such posters should get.


This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/02 04:23:06


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