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Jenkins: You don't have jurisdiction here!
Smith Jamison: We aren't here, which means when we open up on you and shred your bodies with automatic fire then this will never have happened.
About the Clans: "Those brief outbursts of sense can't hold back the wave of sibko bred, over hormoned sociopaths that they crank out though."
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back
Nah, my lvl 4 wizard Vampire Count will cast Tree Singing and then the trees will jump in the way and then Chuck Norris will parachute in and kick everyones ass.
Wow, this is a random thread. And I also like turtles.
Moon Raker is great because there is a laserbeam fight at the end, which is my third fav. fight in a bond movie,
1. Volcano ninja fight(you only live twice)
2. underwater scuba divers with spear guns(thunderball)
3. lasers in space(moonraker)
Anyone ever have a wet fart right when they are trying to get fresh with their wife/girlfriend ? Man, I had one of those the other day after eating a whole mess of Nitro Chicken wings and it was bad....
I was like "Hey baby...you wanna get a little frisk....ooohhh wait...."
Yeah....so turtles are cool but only when they are ninja's and teenagers. Otherwise theyre kinda slow and dumpy looking...
..like Forest Gump. Anyone seen that movie? Good flick. Bubba Gump fishing...
..speaking of fishing how the hell do people ice fish? You gotta cut a hole in the ice right? Whats to stop it from cracking and sucking you down? And how do you get the fish to bite? Theyre probably like "Man its frickin cold!!! I ain't gonna eat no worm- cicle..". I know I don't like to eat when I am cold....well except for the previously mentioned Grilled Cheese...Mmmmmmm
*I nominate myself for the "Most random Post EVAH" award...*
Hordini wrote:A little pee came out when I saw that.
Gaston's retardation rolls a 2 and summons his 4 dozen eggs in the morning to help him get large so he can refuse the offer to have more beer and summon his 4 dozen eggs into morning to help him get large so he can defeat your Tau.
I got a joke about your Tau too. Wanna hear? Not giving you a choice.
So one of your Fire Warriors walks into a bar, and fails his save.
/laughter
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