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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 18:27:33
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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I think that worst fates to be are:tortured for eternity by chaos gods,captured by DE or be "upgraded" by the Men of Iron(this last is from Warhammer Monthly number 36).
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 20:07:21
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Failing in your duty to the Emperor.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 20:17:11
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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RogueSangre
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Being captured and turned into a sex-servitor by the Space Foxxx chapter.
Oh. Wait. Worst fate?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 20:47:38
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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Getting captured by Dark Eldar.
Dark Eldar: "Congratulations, human, you get to be the power source for Mr. Talos! After we violate you with a stick made of bees, of course"
Me: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes." - Robert A. Heinlein
Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
Blood Reapers Chaos Warband (World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Death Guard) The only army I actually win games with! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 21:17:23
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
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waking up as a fire warrior.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 21:19:09
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Being the guys who has the file all the paperwork.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 21:23:02
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Sneaky Lictor
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Being used as a condom by a randy slaanesh greater daemon who just has to get it on with a great unclean one.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 21:31:48
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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I'm pretty sure it would involve lots of Emperors Children,several gallons of lube and various "heritical objects".
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 21:42:32
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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>_<
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 22:04:40
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Dakka Veteran
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Spawndom.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 23:25:59
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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RogueSangre
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FITZZ wrote: I'm pretty sure it would involve lots of Emperors Children,several gallons of lube and various "heritical objects".
What makes you think they'd bother to use lube?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/09 23:29:44
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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This is the upgrade by the Iron Men and we all finally know how one model of them looks.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
I will add one more picture later where the arbiter is the only human left with the Iron Man after other humans escape and he looks much more worse than in this picture.
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2010/01/09 23:32:25
Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 00:15:50
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Terra, circa M2
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Ah, the Internet! Where any open ended conversation gets sexual within 3 posts...
On topic...
Hmm, worst fate? Whatever is happening to that magos looked pretty fethed up.
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Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light!
I have loved the stars too fondly
to be fearful of the night.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 01:11:14
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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This is the guy which was shown in the last pic,now he looks much more worse and he's going to remain here for "eternity".
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 01:22:04
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Living in the 40k Universe.
Being With Chaos.
Being a Imperail Anything.
Being Human
Being Any being in the gaxaly.
Bing a Smart Person. (HERETIC!)
Being a SOB target partice. ("i'm here." "Good you are the target!" "what? i am what for?" "knowing where we live."
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 04:36:50
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Fixture of Dakka
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it would involve Marbo...
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 04:44:05
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Terra, circa M2
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alarmingrick wrote:it would involve Marbo...
So, IvanTih...
What on earth is the thing that's got the Magos? Some evil machine thingy, apparently... Early Necron? Random weird thing? What?
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Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light!
I have loved the stars too fondly
to be fearful of the night.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 05:10:14
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Killer Klaivex
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Corvus wrote:Getting captured by Dark Eldar.
Dark Eldar: "Congratulations, human, you get to be the power source for Mr. Talos! After we violate you with a stick made of bees, of course"
Me: "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
WHAT IS THAT, WHAT IS THAT? OH NO, NOT THE BEES! BEEEEEEEEEEES!!!! AAAAH! AAAAAH!
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 05:11:38
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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Being captured by me.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 06:45:02
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne
Dubuque, IA
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Being caught by the Emperors Children
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Uploaded with ImageShack.us
Death to the False Emperor!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 07:02:25
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Fresh-Faced New User
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I think the worst is having a ravenous Snotling teleported through the warp to directly behind my left nostril.
[yeeaaahhh.. you just pictured it, didnt you?]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 07:06:43
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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[MOD]
Madrak Ironhide
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Rules Debate
What's worse than that?
Probably a fluff debate.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 07:24:44
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Babysitting the Emperors Children?
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 08:40:29
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Grisly Ghost Ark Driver
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getting the battery changing duty for the Necron tomb world
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 11:37:30
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Grotzooka wrote:alarmingrick wrote:it would involve Marbo...
So, IvanTih...
What on earth is the thing that's got the Magos? Some evil machine thingy, apparently... Early Necron? Random weird thing? What?
Man of Iron(Robot with Artificial Intelligence ) revived him with bionics to have "friend" who will stay with him.
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Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 12:31:49
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Getting captured by Orks and being worked to death would suck pretty hard.
I guess chaos will do that to you as well.
Basically being enslaved by evil beings of any stripe would be unpleasant.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 15:27:48
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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I still think anything involving bees would be the worst. Think about it, the 41st Millenium sucks enough already, and then, out of nowhere, MILLIONS OF ANGRY BEES. About the only thing you could do is run around crying and crapping yourself screaming "OH GOD IM COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"
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"Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes." - Robert A. Heinlein
Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
Blood Reapers Chaos Warband (World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Death Guard) The only army I actually win games with! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 15:37:00
Subject: Re:Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Sniveling Snotling
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I don't think bees fit into the 40k universe. =p
Worst things that could happen to you:
1. Having a Snotling teleported into your body by a Shokk Attack Gun, where it frantically skreels and claws its way through your inner organs trying to reach the world again.
2. Being the mightiest of warriors (Abaddon, Ghazghkull, Logan, anyone at all) and being instantly turned into a squig. And then being eaten by a hungry Ork.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 16:23:25
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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I think being Abaddon in general would be pretty bad. THIRTEEN FREAKING BLACK CRUSADES that accomplished absolutely JACK and SQUAT.
But being turned into a squig is a close second.
And come to think of it, arent Scarab Swarms kind of like bees? Or robo-bees? SCARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABS!!!!!!!!!!
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"Liberty is never unalienable; it must be redeemed regularly with the blood of patriots or it always vanishes." - Robert A. Heinlein
Acheron Tomb Legion (shelved until codex update)
Revenants of Khaine Corsair Fleet (2000 and growing)
Blood Reapers Chaos Warband (World Eaters, Iron Warriors, and Death Guard) The only army I actually win games with! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/10 16:29:01
Subject: Worst fate that you can suffer in 40k?
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
New Jersey
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Being shot by a DE Disintigrator. One of ailments it causes is humor deprivation.
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