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Just vote and state why or why not any particular primarch would have been a real ladies man in those wonderful busty, lusty days of the Great Crusade.

EDIT: Just to clear things up, this would be before anyone fell to Chaos. That would give Fulgrim a, shall we say, unfair advantage?

EDIT no.2: Anything goes. Except rape. Doesn't count. That would give...well, pretty much all of them an unfair advantage.

Leman Russ,he is the one who drinks,eats,fights and has sex with maidens.

are you talking about pre-HH or post-HH?

if post-HH, that must be Fulgrim..... well you know why....

People voted the Lion... he has a dark secret that should remove him from this poll. The lion is a cupcake vote.

Well, i vote for Sanguinius, girl would definitely love angel sex

Alpharius too, with his mind he'd have no problem outflanking a girl's defense...i think some other tactical gen-CREEEEEEEEEEED! learned that from him.
Damn, i've been waiting for a long time to do that

And Horus too, as he was so good with psychology. He may actually be the first one in this goddamn universe who understood how a woman's mind works

Sanguinius: Wings wrapping around and brushing on things seems very interesting, and feathers are always good for sensual play.
Leman Russ: Ruff. I've a deviant DE player, I'm sure I don't need to elaborate on that (and the mods will smack me if I do).
Magnus: Bringing mind games to a new level..
Fulgrim: Perfection in all things, attention to detail and artistic impulses? Also fits with the above sensualism.

I'd have liked to put Alpharius in that list, but not knowing if someone is who I think they are is kind of a turn off.

Right, now that I have inflicted TMI on everyone... *smirks*

Had to go with Lion El'Johnson over Russ. Russ seems a little too barbaric & uncharismatic, where as the lion would be better at manipulation & finess.

Fulgrim would be too obsessed with himself to successfully satisfy a woman. Think Christian Bale in Americn Psycho.

I'd say Fulgrim. Out of all the primarchs, he's the least concerned with actual war and actually has personality traits most women might like, what with the at and music and such. I think. I won't pretend to know what women like.

Obviously Rowboat Gilliman. He's the only one with the tactical prowess to get by the mighty fortress that is a woman's mind.

As for least appealing, it's obvious. Khan, duh. Quick shot anyone?

Khan would be so fast in bed that the woman would't even realize what happened

Leman russ would be good whether they liekd it or not

I say Fulgrim.

Very kinky guy, although I could see Russ being up there with the ladies, but more of the whole dragging them across his back and raping them.

Only three votes for The Night Haunter?

Just look at his name!

Well, Night yes, but i can definitely place a bet that Haunter doesn't go well with the ladies.
His emo'ísh point of view might earn him a piece or two though...

Shaman wrote:People voted the Lion... he has a dark secret that should remove him from this poll. The lion is a cupcake vote.

Lion is quite obviously a homo, like his namesake.

Cheese Elemental wrote:

Shaman wrote:People voted the Lion... he has a dark secret that should remove him from this poll. The lion is a cupcake vote.

Lion is quite obviously a homo, like his namesake.

Yeah, he might be going along with After-Heresy Fulgrim. Gay with depraved, that would make a good show. Wouldn't like to see it however

I voted for Horus, but I would like to change my vote to sanguinius, cuz ALLL the girls these days get wet over the vampire dudes.

The lost promarch of the space foxx chapter would be another option.... bisexuals are in now

Voted for San, anyone see Barbarella?

This thread officially just got weird.

Wait till Fulgrim kicks in.
He actually paved the way for the later institution of the Order of the Sacred Whore.

Commander Endova wrote:This thread officially just got weird.

What do you mean 'just got weird'??? I didn't think this thread was sane to start with.
I vote Sangui 'cos of the whole 'Twilight' vampire crap.

The OC-D

Errrmmm....you do realise that all the Primarchs, and every Space Marine since, is in fact, homosexual.

The Primarchs would have been interested in naked boys then women.....you guys really need to read your fluff!

Not sure who would be most popular, but I can't see Ferrus Mannus getting much action. Iron Hands and foreplay don't exactly go well together.

Delephont wrote:Errrmmm....you do realise that all the Primarchs, and every Space Marine since, is in fact, homosexual.

The Primarchs would have been interested in naked boys then women.....you guys really need to read your fluff!

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Space Marines fear having their 'warrior fluids' sucked away by women and only share them with their battle brothers. It's a longstanding bit of fluff. Similar to how the Greek and the Romans felt about these things.

BeRzErKeR wrote:

Delephont wrote:Errrmmm....you do realise that all the Primarchs, and every Space Marine since, is in fact, homosexual.

The Primarchs would have been interested in naked boys then women.....you guys really need to read your fluff!

Actually, Space Marines are eunuchs. Genetic modification does terrible things to the equipment, as it were.

The Primarchs? No idea. But I really don't know where the "homosexual" thing is coming from, care to explain?

Its kind of like that guy "you" used to know, he liked The Sound of Music, used to dance around in his mums high heels, had a high pitched voice at 25, and for some reason, you used to get goose bumps if ever you had to bend over in front of him....well, he didn't wear a badge that said GAY, but sure as hell all the evidence pointed that way!

Theres a huge amount of GAY running through GW's product structure....they hate sculpting women, but will sculpt screaming men till the cows come home, the fact that Space Marines can't have sex and reproduce....no, the Emp' thought it would be a great idea to bypass nature as it were, and hold Progenoid Glands instead....hmmm......BIG GAY SPACE MARINES.....all the evidence points to the same conclusion.

Lorgar's_Blessed wrote:Obviously Rowboat Gilliman. He's the only one with the tactical prowess to get by the mighty fortress that is a woman's mind.

As for least appealing, it's obvious. Khan, duh. Quick shot anyone?

in that case why did he need power fists for BOTH hands???

With such a wide scale in personalities i'd say a different kind of women could be attracted to each one of them. For Example a women might be attracted to Ferrus Manus because of his height or look of power, a wild women would be attracted to leman russ, and a pysco kinky chick who wanted to die would be attracted to angron...