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 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Am I going to have to pay $25 to get the punchlines?

Does it sell it if I say there's also a thread for cookery, plus one where we detail the various weird jobs and experiences that don't make it onto resumes/polite conversation?
Also blogs and projects from shy members.

Party foul! What happens in DCM forum stays in DCM forum!

Hey, I still didn't explain BrookM's threads.

Don't oversell the mystery though, the reveal may be disappointing to many.

Don't sell yourself short, they're lovely.

This reminds me of my friend recently being really confused by the reaction at his workplace, when his coworkers asked how he spends his weekends.
"Modelling." he said. Meaning his Tau, but not thinking to expand upon this single word answer.
Cue large amounts of intrigue from female staff.

Backup the shoutouts to Nevelon and Pretre especially for tracking some of those really dodgy rumours

 BrookM wrote:
Don't oversell the mystery though, the reveal may be disappointing to many.

Oh no. You're Adam Driver, aren't you?

Had to Google that one, I do not have my finger on the pulse of pop culture these days.

Fastest way to get some proper results for this thread though, kindly ask one of our benevolent overseers to provide you with the relevant data. In compensation it occur that they claim your first-born or implant a chip of unknown origin somewhere on the body, but it is a small price to pay for this thread.

I've already got the gears turning on this...

...just heard back from Mars.

We'll have the data in approximately 3 or 4 days.

Ah, many thanks!

 Alpharius wrote:
...just heard back from Mars.

We'll have the data in approximately 3 or 4 days.

Cheers!

I still remember ages ago when Lego crunch numbers to discover who the most influential poster was..

 Kid_Kyoto wrote:

 Alpharius wrote:
...just heard back from Mars.

We'll have the data in approximately 3 or 4 days.

Cheers!

I still remember ages ago when Lego crunch numbers to discover who the most influential poster was..

Was it Gwar? I bet it was Gwar.

 kronk wrote:

 Kid_Kyoto wrote:

 Alpharius wrote:
...just heard back from Mars.

We'll have the data in approximately 3 or 4 days.

Cheers!

I still remember ages ago when Lego crunch numbers to discover who the most influential poster was..

Was it Gwar? I bet it was Gwar.

Too bad there isn't a category for poster that caused the most readers to question their sexuality, or you'd be a shoo-in!

 Polonius wrote:

 kronk wrote:

 Kid_Kyoto wrote:

 Alpharius wrote:
...just heard back from Mars.

We'll have the data in approximately 3 or 4 days.

Cheers!

I still remember ages ago when Lego crunch numbers to discover who the most influential poster was..

Was it Gwar? I bet it was Gwar.

Too bad there isn't a category for poster that caused the most readers to question their sexuality, or you'd be a shoo-in!

I dunno, Ribon Fox is still occasionally around

Whistles casually....

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/294860.page

 Kid_Kyoto wrote:
Whistles casually....

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/294860.page

318033 | Anonymous

Good old Anonymous! What a gal!

Always knew Annie could go the distance.

 Alpharius wrote:
...just heard back from Mars.

We'll have the data in approximately 3 or 4 days.

Great stuff, I'd given up hope.
Feel free to edit my 1st post or add a page number to the thread title.
The suspense is killing me but these extra few days has meant that I've been able to lose a dress size.
Gotta look slinky for the ceremony.

 Alex Kolodotschko wrote:

 Alpharius wrote:
...just heard back from Mars.

We'll have the data in approximately 3 or 4 days.

Great stuff, I'd given up hope.
Feel free to edit my 1st post or add a page number to the thread title.
The suspense is killing me but these extra few days has meant that I've been able to lose a dress size.
Gotta look slinky for the ceremony.

Ha!

I just Exalted! your post - so hopefully that helps gets you to the top!

Best start writing the acceptance speech and loading up on eyedrops then.
I'll need some fabulous shoes too, squeeeee.

Just be sure to mention undying gratitude to the mods in that speech, otherwise accidents may happen.

INCOMING!!!!

The cogitators are cogitating!

Data is being analyzed!

Is it too late to send bribes a/o threats?

As an aside, thanks to those who mentioned me in this thread. I do try to be a constructive and helpful poster.

I feel that if I start naming names, I’d be here all day. So many people who I respect and enjoy reading, for all sorts of different reasons. Keep posting Dakka!

Here are the 2015 results!

Chatterbox (Most Posts!)

Buttery Commissar
BrookM
Alpharius
Paradigm
KaptinBadrukk
Grey Templar
Martel732
War Kitten
Talys
Frazzled


Curator of the Dakka Arts (Most image gallery uploads!)

shasolenzabi
Paradigm
Warboss_Waaazag
Ratius
Knightley
KrautScientist
Camkierhi
inmygravenimage
Paule
Gitsplitta


The People's Picasso (Highest voted image!)

Only top 6 shown as atropos907 and Wermilion placed 3 times each
atropos907
Nakatan
Wermilion
Thirdeyenuke Studio
bapfometh
spiralingcadaver


Threadmaster (Most exalted threads!)

Paradigm
reds8n
Matthew
KaptinBadrukk
ZergSmasher
Nevermind
Buttery Commissar
Awaken Realms
Da Stormlord
Verviedi


The Post-Up (Most exalted posts!)

Peregrine
Azreal13
insaniak
Kilkrazy
Talys
H.B.M.C.
warboss
MWHistorian
Vaktathi
d-usa


Congrats folks and keep up the excellent content

2nd in Most Exalted, 2nd Year in a row..

Must make more posts in the DCM section this year, but at least I beat Alpharius, I consider that a massive victory of its own.

Bah, my carefully planned establishing of painting competitions on Dakka to gain thread exalts has been revealed to the world! I'm exposed! Exposed!

Ready plan B... monstly conversion competition, go!

4th most posts and 2nd most uploads to the gallery... Perhaps I need to spend less time on Dakka... but then I'm pretty sure I said that this time last year...

 BrookM wrote:
Must make more posts in the DCM section this year, but at least I beat Alpharius, I consider that a massive victory of its own.

All goes according to plan...

/mustachetwirl

Anyway, congrats and many thanks to all those who help make Dakka Dakka THE destination on the Internet for miniature wargaming discussion!

KaptinBadrukk

Gratz Kaptain, I remember you pm'ing me after like your 4th post or something about who knows what.
You've come a long way Bro!