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2010/08/18 16:17:53
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Yeah,
This spider keeps making it's Web next to my Bin.
I've named him 'Awesome Spider'
If you look closely you can see he's caught rebel scum HanSolo in his web. Jabba will be pleased...
Panic...
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2010/08/18 16:32:43
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That is one awesome spider. Eventually, try to catch it in some clear resin and turn it into a Warhammer model.
Perhaps an Eldar Warp Spider.
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2010/08/18 16:45:41
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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WarOne wrote:That is one awesome spider. Eventually, try to catch it in some clear resin and turn it into a Warhammer model.
Perhaps an Eldar Warp Spider.
Great Idea, a whole unit of actual 'Warp' Spiders would be really interesting to play against.
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2010/08/18 17:02:47
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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yeah,
Kill Awesome Spider!?
I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one...
you see Awesome Spider patrols my bin area making it a no fly zone and 100% rebel free...
Plus he's harder than all known bounty hunters... what makes you think I can simply take him?
Panic...
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2010/08/18 17:08:30
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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Bravo Panic! This is by far the most off-topic post I have seen that is not a continuation of some tired meme. Let the reign of Awesome Spider commence!
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2010/08/18 17:22:56
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Panic wrote:what makes you think I can simply take him?
 This.
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2010/08/18 18:36:01
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Panic-
Can you get a better pic of him? Say, one of him from the top down (rather than his underside)?
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2010/08/18 19:27:14
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Panic wrote:yeah,
Kill Awesome Spider!?
I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one...
you see Awesome Spider patrols my bin area making it a no fly zone and 100% rebel free...
Plus he's harder than all known bounty hunters... what makes you think I can simply take him?
Panic...
Yea Panic is liable to be the one in the amber not Awesome Spider!
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-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/08/19 07:44:22
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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yeah, Awesome spider has been busy fixing his web. And it looks like he's managed to catch Alex James Murphy for dinner.  Good thinking Awesome Spider, Eat him while he's still all meaty. Panic...
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2010/08/19 14:24:33
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Might as well shamelessly repost from b3ta:
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2010/08/19 17:33:07
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Wow. Awesome spider is awesome!
WTF kind of spider IS that?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Bueller?
Bueller?
Eric
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Black Fiend wrote: Okay all the ChapterHouse Nazis to the right!! All the GW apologists to the far left. LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE !!!
The Green Git wrote: I'd like to cross section them and see if they have TFG rings, but that's probably illegal.
Polonius wrote: You have to love when the most clearly biased person in the room is claiming to be objective.
Greebynog wrote:Us brits have a sense of fair play and propriety that you colonial savages can only dream of.
Stelek wrote: I know you're afraid. I want you to be. Because you should be. I've got the humiliation wagon all set up for you to take a ride back to suck city.
Quote: LunaHound--- Why do people hate unpainted models? I mean is it lacking the realism to what we fantasize the plastic soldier men to be?
I just can't stand it when people have fun the wrong way. - Chongara
I do believe that the GW "moneysheep" is a dying breed, despite their bleats to the contrary. - AesSedai
You are a thief and a predator of the wargaming community, and i'll be damned if anyone says differently ever again on my watch in these forums. -MajorTom11 |
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2010/08/19 17:43:32
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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All the people I work with now think I'm crazier for showing them this pic, they dont seem to appreciate your sense of humor. Its kind of sad really.
Awsome Spider is Absolutly Awsome!
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2010/08/19 17:52:03
Subject: Re:++ Awesome Spider ++
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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(i think your awesome spider is an awesome lady-spider, you can tell by her round booty and lack of pom- poms -> linky)
Araneus diadematus (literal translation: the Awesome Spider)
I had one of those garden spiders (the USA version) as a pet for a while, it took A LOT of maintenance to keep her H&H.
She lived through an entire winter (3 months longer than she would have normally).
I fed her rebel scum ( in the form of carpenter ants and cricket nymphs).
Rebel scum is their preference.
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2010/08/22 23:39:27
Subject: Re:++ Awesome Spider ++
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Awesome Spider has been hungry these last few days. Also on Friday he had a few problems finishing the Daily Mails Suduko. But it looks like all his problems are soon to be solved as he's just caught Albert Einstein... Nice catch there Awesome Spider now eat his brains and gain his knowledge.  Panic...
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2010/08/23 00:20:27
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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Oh no there goes our understanding of the universe!
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2010/08/23 12:23:43
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Meh the universe is over rated, compared to the kettle cooked awesome sauce that is AWESOME SPIDER!
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-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/08/23 13:20:32
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Lady of the Lake
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No, the knowledge isn't gone, Awesome Spider now possesses it.
That means only one thing. We're finally getting Hoverboards.
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2010/08/23 19:37:00
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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Oh my... now why would you send Mcfly into an Awesome Spider thread?
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2010/08/23 19:42:25
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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I wish i could see awesome spiders pics :-( I feel kinda left out......only kinda, because I too have an awesome spider living in my hobby area! actually I have a family of them :-) all daddy long legs and i'm guessing some mummy long legs too......
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2010/08/25 06:12:33
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Wicked Ghast
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He's so cute...
You should trap some flies and feed him them.
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2010/08/25 07:12:51
Subject: ++ Awesome Spider ++
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Awesome Spider catches his own flies/celebrities/historical figures.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/08/25 12:02:07
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Emperors Faithful wrote:Awesome Spider catches his own flies/celebrities/historical figures.
Awesome spider doesn't need no fly welfare! Awesome spider is an independent businessman!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/08/25 12:13:31
Subject: Re:++ Awesome Spider ++
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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As long as you don't decide to throw Awesome Spider into the bin after making all this fuss over him then I'm cool with it 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-11068063
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2010/08/25 12:34:38
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Awesome Spider looks cool. But why cant he eat Palpatine instead of the good guys? 
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2010/08/25 12:38:08
Subject: Re:++ Awesome Spider ++
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Ediin wrote:Awesome Spider looks cool. But why cant he eat Palpatine instead of the good guys?
Palaptine is the good guy. Who you gonna throw your hat with, a bunch of aliens, or humans?
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/08/25 12:50:19
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Frazzled wrote:Ediin wrote:Awesome Spider looks cool. But why cant he eat Palpatine instead of the good guys?
Palaptine is the good guy. Who you gonna throw your hat with, a bunch of aliens, or humans?
Well said, good sir, well said. 
Frazzled wrote:Emperors Faithful wrote:Awesome Spider catches his own flies/celebrities/historical figures.
Awesome spider doesn't need no fly welfare! Awesome spider is an independent businessman!
Sigged.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/08/25 13:07:19
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Well you know Awesome Spider is Awesome when Frazzled, who was formerly deathly afraid of spiders (until he discovered scorpions) is a disciple and wishes to spread the gospel of Awesome Spider!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/08/25 13:58:30
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Frazzled wrote:Well you know Awesome Spider is Awesome when Frazzled, who was formerly deathly afraid of spiders (until he discovered scorpions) is a disciple and wishes to spread the gospel of Awesome Spider!
Wait, does that mean you are free of the Legion and are now practicing heresy?
I still think trapping Awesome Spider in amber is great for the legacy of Awesome Spider (and as a Warp Spider miniature, or even a Tyranid!).
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2010/08/25 14:20:04
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Oh no. One does not leave the Legion. However, like their Cthulu Allies, Team Weinie respects the powers around them, including Awesome Spider!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2010/08/25 15:05:26
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Does anyone else here right now get the feeling that some of us clearly have too much time on our hands???
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