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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:28:26
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Wicked Ghast
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Title says it all! Just was thinking about the various and sundry implants they get and I didn't know if they still had them. Somehow I can't imagine the Emperor's finest cruising the bar for chicks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:32:32
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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As far as I know the testes are moved inside of the body so they can continue to produce hormones, and the penis is removed and instead the Marine uses their power armor to recycle their waste directly.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:36:34
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Wicked Ghast
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Yeah, there has to be a reason for Noise Marines and not "leather and whip" marines
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:36:59
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Melissia wrote:As far as I know the testes are moved inside of the body so they can continue to produce hormones, and the penis is removed and instead the Marine uses their power armor to recycle their waste directly.
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As far as I know, they don't do anything like this, but Marines tend to be too busy killing filthy xenos to worry about romantic relationships.
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"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:39:09
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Melissia wrote:As far as I know the testes are moved inside of the body so they can continue to produce hormones, and the penis is removed and instead the Marine uses their power armor to recycle their waste directly.
Somehow I don't think this is remotely accurate.
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Read my story at:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/515293.page#5420356
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:39:54
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Norn Queen
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Smarteye wrote:Yeah, there has to be a reason for Noise Marines and not "leather and whip" marines
Well, the thing is, Slaanesh isn't the god of sex, it's the god of ecstacy, hedonism, pleasure. These things can come from non-sexual activities. One of those can be sound, music.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:43:46
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Wicked Ghast
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But don't you think that over 20 years of recorded fluff there would be ONE romantic story between noble SM and like a super-hot Inquisitor?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:46:08
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Member of the Malleus
A fuedal world on the fringes of Segmentum Tempestus
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Melissia wrote:As far as I know the testes are moved inside of the body so they can continue to produce hormones, and the penis is removed and instead the Marine uses their power armor to recycle their waste directly.
What?!
That's a little to exterme I think.
Where have you got this from?
Plus-They don't wear power armour all the time.
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A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:54:52
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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[MOD]
Making Stuff
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As far as I'm aware, the closest they have ever got to saying one way or the other was a mention in one of the Inquisition War novels... Captain Lex mentions to Inquisitor Draco that Marines are sterile.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:56:13
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Wicked Ghast
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Sterility? SWEET, all the fun and none of the consequences
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 00:59:35
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Seriously?
No official up to date canon source says anything one way or the other.
So, bizarre wish fulfillment fantasies aside...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 01:01:12
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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It remains intact and functional, enhanced by the little known (or discussed) North's Glands. When activated, it turns the organ into a rigid weapon capable of punching an iron spike into a slab of wood. Useful when those Slaaneshi Daemonettes catch you in the loo.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 01:02:39
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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[MOD]
Solahma
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 01:06:00
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Wicked Ghast
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Alpharius wrote:Seriously?
No official up to date canon source says anything one way or the other.
So, bizarre wish fulfillment fantasies aside...
Thats exactly my point. I have never heard anything one way or another, which is odd in a setting where every topic imaginiable has been hashed and rehashed ad infinitum.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 01:07:40
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Solahma
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Smarteye wrote: every topic imaginiable has been hashed and rehashed ad infinitum.
Exactly, now let's move on to something original!
Can there be female Space Marines?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 01:10:24
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
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Space Marines do not have their genitals removed or re-arranged.
Every Space Marine, as part of their psycho-indoctrination, no-longer has the desire for intercourse or sexual/romantic relationships so that those desires and needs cannot be manipulated.
There's a section in the novel Eye of Terror where a Dark Angel is confronted by a daemonette and remarks to himself that that she has no effect on him where should would have, were he still just an ordinary man.
Space Marines can break this conditioning however. In Fulgrim repressed sexual desire finds an outlet in mindless slaughter and there is of course the old quote by Tyrell of Arden:
Take care, lest your protests grow tiresome. I have asked for so little! Anyone would think that I have asked you to sacrifice yourselves and your sons! And yet, in Slaanesh's boundless and pleasing mercy, I have asked only for your daughters. Surely you would not deny me my small enjoyments?
You also have to consider that most Space Marines undergo chemo-therapy for the rest of their lives in order to keep their implants functioning and/or to stop their bodies rejecting them which would render them sterile.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 01:48:05
Subject: Re:Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
wakefield west yorkshire
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I like the action man theory
There just plastic pants and a trademark
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fear the dark
fear the angels for we are death
darkangels 15000+ pts
sisters of battle 6000+ pts
imp fists full codex company (lord knows how many pts)
space wolves - under construction but well on its away to a grand company
retired (may return) after a codex fubar
next ???????(but there will be a lot of it)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 02:56:43
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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With all the drugs and hormones injected into them to make them the killing machines they are, chances are that whatever they have left down there is shriviled up and useless, so much so that it might as well never have been there in the first place.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/10/02 03:38:09
Subject: Hot Space Marine lovin'! -OR- What happens to Space Marine private parts?
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[MOD]
Making Stuff
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Meanwhile, as fun as it is to discuss dangly bits, I think we've covered the official background (there isn't really any) and links to previous threads on this topic have been provided, which delve into all sorts of areas we don't need to cover again... So I think this one can be put to bed.
How about we try to keep the discussions above the belt for a while?
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