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On a boat, Trying not to die.

So, as Dakka goes, there are many instances where memes from ways past show up in new areas. I want to catalouge them. For example, "Feth" or "Gak"

Let us all make a list of Dakka specific inside jokes!

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Eternal Plague

I think this is gaining popularity:



But alas, this is floundering:


   
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im going to convert marneus calgard

 
   
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BLAME THE VICTIM!

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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I wanna go back to New Jersey

Avatar 720 wrote:BLAME THE VICTIM!


Oh man here comes the lock.

"Welcome to dak dak¡" rings a bell somewhere.

Also fear of Darth Bob's avatar. Not too sure I get it though

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bonbaonbardlements 
   
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I don't get it, why is the upside image a meme or amusing?

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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:BLAME THE VICTIM!


Oh man here comes the lock.


Was that sarcastic or serious? The internet doesn't convey these things well.

EDIT: On the chance that is was serious, it depends on how people react; after all, dakka memes is the topic and a dakka meme was supplied, it is up to the community to decide whether or not to respond to it in a way that would require the thread to be locked.

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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
Made in us
Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





I wanna go back to New Jersey

Avatar 720 wrote:
ChiliPowderKeg wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:BLAME THE VICTIM!


Oh man here comes the lock.


Was that sarcastic or serious? The internet doesn't convey these things well.


Just a sarcastic joke man

I however do remember the last time I saw that line (as a reference, not the legendary thread itself), the thread got locked.

I think it was due to people embracing the line too much and a derail of lulzy proportions occured. My mind is foggy, but I do think that was the reason.

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Where could i find industrial towers, or perhaps some space corridors

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Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
 
   
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youbedead wrote:Where could i find industrial towers, or perhaps some space corridors


The one meme I don't get.

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not sure I'm understanding any of this really.

What about pan-fo?

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chowderhead13 wrote:
youbedead wrote:Where could i find industrial towers, or perhaps some space corridors


The one meme I don't get.


It's the classic dakka meme
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/230152.page#564272



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chaos0xomega wrote:not sure I'm understanding any of this really.

What about pan-fo?


you must not revile the Pan-fo

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H.B.M.C. wrote:
"Balance, playtesting - a casual gamer craves not these things!" - Yoda, a casual gamer.
Three things matter in marksmanship -
location, location, location
MagickalMemories wrote:How about making another fist?
One can be, "Da Fist uv Mork" and the second can be, "Da Uvver Fist uv Mork."
Make a third, and it can be, "Da Uvver Uvver Fist uv Mork"
Eric
 
   
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I wanna go back to New Jersey

Does Dakka's disgust of this model count?


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^ I lol'd. (at the industrial towers )

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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:Does Dakka's disgust of this model count?



(S)He'd go well with some "industrial towers" and "space corridors"; if only I knew where to get some...

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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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You're probably thinking of Litko with their 'Industrial Tower' and 'Space Corridor' systems.

 
   
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Arlington, Texas

That Cannerus guy seems fairly meme-worthy...

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I wanna go back to New Jersey

I've heard of FZORGLE, but I never learned of it. Prolly happened before my lurking era.

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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:I've heard of FZORGLE, but it was never explained to me.


Mouse over the word in your post; it'll show you

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:That Cannerus guy seems fairly meme-worthy...


Has he found a house yet?

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Wiener dogs.

 
   
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A Black Ram wrote:Wiener dogs.


Have they been Frazzled?

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
Made in us
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They might have.


 
   
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I wanna go back to New Jersey

Avatar 720 wrote:
ChiliPowderKeg wrote:I've heard of FZORGLE, but it was never explained to me.


Mouse over the word in your post; it'll show you


Didn't get it then, still not getting it now unfortunately

bonbaonbardlements 
   
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soz guys that i didnt specify on wat im gonna do
im thinking of posing him puncjing an eldar and in the other hand giving him a sword which will be stuck through anoyher model im posting a pic tomorow

 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

ChiliPowderKeg wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
ChiliPowderKeg wrote:I've heard of FZORGLE, but it was never explained to me.


Mouse over the word in your post; it'll show you


Didn't get it then, still not getting it now unfortunately

The rules for the Lash aren't entirely clear, but it looks like one might be able to target enemy units in close combat. And naturally, once somebody asks the question, Gav will immediately pipe up and give an enthusiastic albeit unofficial yes. Because he is a goddam sped.
But the possibilities for abuse are both game breaking and amusing!

Charged by my Beserkers? Fzorgle! You will be charged again next turn by my Furious Repeating Charge!
My Oblits are stuck in combat with Scarabs? Fzorgle! Not when the Scarabs love the great taste of leaving combat to jump into dangerous terrain on the lava tables.
I have been charged by your Slugga Boys? Fzorgle! I think you'll find they prefer to stand in a circle front of my Defiler.
And let's not forget that if normal targeting rules are superceded, you can always fzorgle independant characters out of attached units and into harm's way.

Even outside the balance issues, the lash is just a terrible idea. It adds more movement to the round, and movement is the most time-intensive aspect of game. Large units take a couple of minutes to move, particularly for players who are used to moving small units. Like Chaos players. And as mentioned before, it sanctions your opponent to put his greasy sausage fingers on your models. I don't want your Cheetos dust on my Talos, fatty, and I'm assuming the sentiment is mutual.

Oh, and I love how it forces a pinning test on top of the movement. It's like the designers weren't sure if anybody would want it. I envision the following: "All it does is move enemy units? Disgusted snort. Hey, stupid person, we're trying to get rid of the useless, fluffy wargear that so bothered everybody in the last edition. Fix it, post haste. Limpwristed dismissal accompanied by small fart."

Lastly, I vote for calling our new friend the Fzorgle PrinceTM. It sounds stupid and makes absolutely no sense, just like the Lash Of Fzorgling itself.


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ChiliPowderKeg wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:
ChiliPowderKeg wrote:I've heard of FZORGLE, but it was never explained to me.


Mouse over the word in your post; it'll show you


Didn't get it then, still not getting it now unfortunately


http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/189175.page#189179

EDIT: I was FZORGLEd! >.<

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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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guys i had a brainwave last night . im gonna have marneus clagard ripping an eldar with one fist and punching another one

 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

Chuck Norris Marines.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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I wanna go back to New Jersey

I wish this thread had some post mortem legacy

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/297428.page

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