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As a member of Jurassic Park Legacy, I was enthused when they announced that they were giving away five free copies of the game to people who write the most detailed replies to this topic on their forums. Right now I'm not sure if the code works for the Xbox 360, Wii, or PS3 versions of the game, but I know it will work for the PC and Mac version. You have until April 5th to put in your submission. Also, if you do decide to join, please participate in the rest of the community.

Here's the thread: http://www.jplegacy.org/board/showthread.php?t=19360

Sounds exciting. I have a great one for this contest. I am going to write it up now. I will post it here as well. I think all of you will get a kick out of my story.

Lord Scythican wrote:Sounds exciting. I have a great one for this contest. I am going to write it up now. I will post it here as well. I think all of you will get a kick out of my story.

inb4 you copy/paste my dinosaur thread there. jk

Ah JPL. The number of times I've been banned from their for just speaking my mind...

I'll just buy the game, rather than bothering with them.

samusaran253 wrote:

Lord Scythican wrote:Sounds exciting. I have a great one for this contest. I am going to write it up now. I will post it here as well. I think all of you will get a kick out of my story.

inb4 you copy/paste my dinosaur thread there. jk

I sure will. I am up to two pages so far and I haven't even got to the drive in theater yet!


EDIT: Just read your post again, I thought you wanted me to copy & paste my story into your thread...ha oh well.

Wolfun wrote:Ah JPL. The number of times I've been banned from their for just speaking my mind...

I'll just buy the game, rather than bothering with them.

The moderators are VERY strict. But the head admin and founder is very lenient and nice. I thought he was going to ban me for making a post about music, but he didn't. It's just his underlings who don't put up with anything, including opinions. There are a lot of banned people who were banned for "having opinions that were wrong"

"Scott Borek" and "dodo kitty" come to mind. The moderators said they were trouble makers. They were members for 3 years and had thousands (well dodo kitty only had 600+) of posts, and then they just got banned.

Well I made an account. My story is finished. I need to let my mother check it real quick for facts, but I think it is all there.

Lord Scythican wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:

Lord Scythican wrote:Sounds exciting. I have a great one for this contest. I am going to write it up now. I will post it here as well. I think all of you will get a kick out of my story.

inb4 you copy/paste my dinosaur thread there. jk

I sure will. I am up to two pages so far and I haven't even got to the drive in theater yet!


EDIT: Just read your post again, I thought you wanted me to copy & paste my story into your thread...ha oh well.

lol no I was joking


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Lord Scythican wrote:Well I made an account. My story is finished. I need to let my mother check it real quick for facts, but I think it is all there.

The admin wants to preview all accounts, but I'll put in a good word for you.

Cool. As soon as it is accepted I will start posting. I am looking at all the "warnings" now. I will keep them all in mind.

samusaran253 wrote:

Wolfun wrote:Ah JPL. The number of times I've been banned from their for just speaking my mind...

I'll just buy the game, rather than bothering with them.

The moderators are VERY strict. But the head admin and founder is very lenient and nice. I thought he was going to ban me for making a post about music, but he didn't. It's just his underlings who don't put up with anything, including opinions. There are a lot of banned people who were banned for "having opinions that were wrong"

"Scott Borek" and "dodo kitty" come to mind. The moderators said they were trouble makers. They were members for 3 years and had thousands (well dodo kitty only had 600+) of posts, and then they just got banned.

Eh. Nazi-elitest, even Tyrannosaur. But yeah, because my opinions didn't match those of the mods, I got banned a few times.

The game itself looks pretty awesome. We've needed a new JP game especially since the last one was Operation Genesis (which was awesome. Such a shame it lacked the modding capabilities of some games) in 2003.

Hard to believe the last JP game is 8 years old...

Yeah, it's about time we got a new Jurassic Park game. I really wish they would have made that Resident Evil-style Jurassic Park game though, I think it was called Jurassic Park: Survivor or something. But they canceled it.

That's why I rarely post on the actual forums, because I am always in constant fear of being banned since they have a zero tolerance policy and the second you slip up and make a mistake, they'll hammer you. Be sure to read the rules and regulations, but it won't help. The mods act outside of the rules and enforce their own agendas. Expect to get banned for doing something that isn't even against the rules, or morally wrong, but simply because the moderator is pissed off. I'm considering writing something to get Tyrannosaur's attention and demote the fascist moderators. This is very tempting:

Post it. Those moderators sound like a bunch of pricks who have nothing better to do but be a witch.

Edit: Ooh, I like how that is switched into witch. Very nice.

I'd get banned if I posted that.

but lol look at this: http://www.jplegacy.org/board/showthread.php?t=16286&page=116

samusaran253 wrote:I'd get banned if I posted that.

but lol look at this: http://www.jplegacy.org/board/showthread.php?t=16286&page=116

To be fair to them, why WERE you challenging the mods?

corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:I'd get banned if I posted that.

but lol look at this: http://www.jplegacy.org/board/showthread.php?t=16286&page=116

To be fair to them, why WERE you challenging the mods?

They were being overall donkey-caves. I swear, if I get one more infraction for double posting or something minor like that I'm going to flip out on the mods.

OP, thanks for posting!

samusaran253 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:I'd get banned if I posted that.

but lol look at this: http://www.jplegacy.org/board/showthread.php?t=16286&page=116

To be fair to them, why WERE you challenging the mods?

They were being overall donkey-caves. I swear, if I get one more infraction for double posting or something minor like that I'm going to flip out on the mods.

Dude you don't poke the bear because it is annoying you, that only makes things worse.

corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:I'd get banned if I posted that.

but lol look at this: http://www.jplegacy.org/board/showthread.php?t=16286&page=116

To be fair to them, why WERE you challenging the mods?

They were being overall donkey-caves. I swear, if I get one more infraction for double posting or something minor like that I'm going to flip out on the mods.

Dude you don't poke the bear because it is annoying you, that only makes things worse.

He doesn't have the ability to ban me. Only the admins do.

samusaran253 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:I'd get banned if I posted that.

but lol look at this: http://www.jplegacy.org/board/showthread.php?t=16286&page=116

To be fair to them, why WERE you challenging the mods?

They were being overall donkey-caves. I swear, if I get one more infraction for double posting or something minor like that I'm going to flip out on the mods.

Dude you don't poke the bear because it is annoying you, that only makes things worse.

He doesn't have the ability to ban me. Only the admins do.

Because someone can't punish you its fine to act however you please?
Is the world so devoid of manners?

corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:I'd get banned if I posted that.

but lol look at this: http://www.jplegacy.org/board/showthread.php?t=16286&page=116

To be fair to them, why WERE you challenging the mods?

They were being overall donkey-caves. I swear, if I get one more infraction for double posting or something minor like that I'm going to flip out on the mods.

Dude you don't poke the bear because it is annoying you, that only makes things worse.

He doesn't have the ability to ban me. Only the admins do.

Because someone can't punish you its fine to act however you please?
Is the world so devoid of manners?

This guy has been on my case ever since I joined. From "I don't like your avatar, remove it"

to "I'm going to infract you for double posting"

to infracting me for every little thing

samusaran253 wrote:
This guy has been on my case ever since I joined. From "I don't like your avatar, remove it"

to "I'm going to infract you for double posting"

to infracting me for every little thing

If your avatar was anything like the one you have here then I can definitely see where you are coming from.

Also are you sure you are in your 30's? you act much more like 16...

He is clearly in the 10-16 range, mate.

Karon wrote:He is clearly in the 10-16 range, mate.

For once Karon I agree with you.

Karon wrote:He is clearly in the 10-16 range, mate.

Obvious troll is obvious. Plus impossible since you have to be atleast 13 to join a forum.


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corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:
This guy has been on my case ever since I joined. From "I don't like your avatar, remove it"

to "I'm going to infract you for double posting"

to infracting me for every little thing

If your avatar was anything like the one you have here then I can definitely see where you are coming from.

Also are you sure you are in your 30's? you act much more like 16...

Again, obvious troll is obvious. And where the feth did you get that I was 30?

You stated you were 34, apparently you then edited it to saying you are 18.

You really need to learn what a troll is.

corpsesarefun wrote:You stated you were 34, apparently you then edited it to saying you are 18.

You really need to learn what a troll is.

lol 34 was a joke, I even said that because I was trying to make it look like I was nearly a 40 year old pedophile. But it was too obvious, so I decided against trolling.

samusaran253 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:You stated you were 34, apparently you then edited it to saying you are 18.

You really need to learn what a troll is.

lol 34 was a joke, I even said that because I was trying to make it look like I was nearly a 40 year old pedophile. But it was too obvious, so I decided against trolling.

You should go into comedy.

corpsesarefun wrote:

samusaran253 wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:You stated you were 34, apparently you then edited it to saying you are 18.

You really need to learn what a troll is.

lol 34 was a joke, I even said that because I was trying to make it look like I was nearly a 40 year old pedophile. But it was too obvious, so I decided against trolling.

You should go into comedy.

Oh you have no idea. Son, I'm one of the best trolls, you should see my work at Bungie.net.

itt: two guys arguing about whos the better troll. Little do they realize, nobody cares.

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:itt: two guys arguing about whos the better troll. Little do they realize, nobody cares.

I'm not a troll though

Wait is trolling against the rules?