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2011/09/08 17:28:34
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Ive never been that into music, I only put it on when Im in the car, or exercising. When Im painting or ironing or some gak, I usually put debates or lectures and factual TV shows on in the background..
But, when people recommend stuff on dakka, I listen to them, just to see if anything great skipped me.
Needless to say, I had never heard anything by Janis Joplin, but after Amy Winehouse died and people started singing her praises, I thought I would listen to some of her live performances on youtube.
Now, I was impressed by her singing, but my word, I have never seen an uglier singer. Well, maybe that sloth faced woman out of "Everyone but the girl" or whatever they were called, I just remember seeing them on TOTP as a lad and thinking "Bloody hell, she looks like she went apple bobbing in a deep fat fryer"
So, as soon as I saw Janis, I thought of Rab C.
Rab.
Janis
And I thought it would be a somewhat infantile yet amusing idea for a thread.
Who do you think is the ugliest woman that ever sang? 
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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels. |
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2011/09/08 17:30:53
Subject: Re:Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Very clever how you swapped the names around to make it look like one was the other!
I think I've seen that done in the Daily Mirror.
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
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2011/09/08 17:34:32
Subject: Re:Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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MrDwhitey wrote:Very clever how you swapped the names around to make it look like one was the other!
I think I've seen that done in the Daily Mirror.
I wouldnt read that disgusting partisan rag. 
Oh and I think Ill allow actors/particuarly famous women in general just for good measure.
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2011/09/08 17:35:13
Subject: Re:Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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/ Thread.
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2011/09/08 17:37:19
Subject: Re:Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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mattyrm wrote: I wouldnt read that disgusting partisan rag.
It gets left in the staff room during breaks. Having writing on it I can't help but check it out and sigh that it exists.
I think FITZZ has the thread covered.
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
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2011/09/08 17:41:02
Subject: Re:Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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FITZZ wrote:
/ Thread.
LoL!
Yeah she's got a head like a melted wellie alright... 
Ill see your Winehouse and raise you a ...er... lead singer from that band I mentioned earlier.
She is the one on the left I think. 
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2011/09/08 17:48:18
Subject: Re:Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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...Ohh, She's a "good'un" Matty...
But..How about New Wave "Icon" Nina Hagen...
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Now that's a face even a mother would run from.
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2011/09/08 17:48:25
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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I have a feeling this thread will soon be locked. Automatically Appended Next Post: 
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/09/08 18:03:50
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Confessor Of Sins
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Ugliest? meh... hottest would be a better thread!
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2011/09/08 18:04:36
Subject: Re:Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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There is a reason Lady Gaga wears all that make up. She's like a plain Shelly Duvall.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2011/09/08 18:05:11
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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frgsinwntr wrote:Ugliest? meh... hottest would be a better thread!
Perhaps...but it would be much less entertaining... 
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2011/09/08 18:12:29
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Ghost of Greed and Contempt
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Katy perry. Man but that girl is foul.
(before I get lynched, that was sarcasm )
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2011/09/08 18:18:45
Subject: Re:Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Though I enjoy X's music...I've always thought Xene was a bit " Blahrg"...
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2011/09/08 18:19:47
Subject: Re:Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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I'm glad we are all beautiful, and able to point and laugh at others.
She's ugly on the inside, like everyone.
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2011/09/08 18:21:59
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Personally I am gorgeous so this thread allows me to laugh at the ugly people.
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2011/09/08 18:24:49
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Solahma
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I wouldn't kick Nina Hagen out of bed for eating crackers.
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2011/09/08 18:25:43
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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corpsesarefun wrote:Personally I am gorgeous so this thread allows me to laugh at the ugly people.
Yup...I'm a pretty damn good looking guy myself... ...But yeah..I guess I'm pretty ugly on the inside.. 
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Manchu wrote:I wouldn't kick Nina Hagen out of bed for eating crackers.
Are we talking 80's Nina Hagen..or current Nina Hagen?..
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2011/09/08 18:33:10
Subject: Re:Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Toastedandy wrote:I'm glad we are all beautiful, and able to point and laugh at others.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2011/09/08 18:39:32
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Solahma
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FITZZ wrote:Manchu wrote:I wouldn't kick Nina Hagen out of bed for eating crackers.
Are we talking 80's Nina Hagen..or current Nina Hagen?..
If I was Nina's age, current Nina. Considering my actual age, '80s Nina. Automatically Appended Next Post: Actually, to be completely honest with you, let's just go with current Nina no reservations.
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2011/09/08 18:49:44
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Manchu wrote:FITZZ wrote:Manchu wrote:I wouldn't kick Nina Hagen out of bed for eating crackers.
Are we talking 80's Nina Hagen..or current Nina Hagen?..
If I was Nina's age, current Nina. Considering my actual age, '80s Nina.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Actually, to be completely honest with you, let's just go with current Nina no reservations.
...See, I'd go for 80's Nina..no problem...but current Nina..I'll pass..each his own my friend..
...80's Nina...
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2011/09/08 18:53:44
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Solahma
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Well, let me put it like this: without being crude, you just know she'd be an incredible lay. Think of all that she's learned over the years. Plus, most pics of her are her doing ugly faces but I don't think she's that much less attractive overall.
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2011/09/08 19:00:49
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Manchu wrote:Well, let me put it like this: without being crude, you just know she'd be an incredible lay. Think of all that she's learned over the years. Plus, most pics of her are her doing ugly faces but I don't think she's that much less attractive overall.
... You know, I'm inclined to agree with you that her " Boudier knowledge" is likely to be head spinning, and it's true enough also that she does tend to be quite theatric..so..yeah, good posiablity of bad photos as well.
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2011/09/08 19:01:08
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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FITZZ wrote:Manchu wrote:FITZZ wrote:Manchu wrote:I wouldn't kick Nina Hagen out of bed for eating crackers.
Are we talking 80's Nina Hagen..or current Nina Hagen?..
If I was Nina's age, current Nina. Considering my actual age, '80s Nina.
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Actually, to be completely honest with you, let's just go with current Nina no reservations.
...See, I'd go for 80's Nina..no problem...but current Nina..I'll pass..each his own my friend..
...80's Nina...
Yeah she's got one of those funny looking faces that just screams "I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
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2011/09/08 19:03:08
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Solahma
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matty, check out a vid of her singing from back then, my friend
probably just mute the vid, by the way
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2011/09/08 19:06:03
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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mattyrm wrote:FITZZ wrote:Manchu wrote:FITZZ wrote:Manchu wrote:I wouldn't kick Nina Hagen out of bed for eating crackers.
Are we talking 80's Nina Hagen..or current Nina Hagen?..
If I was Nina's age, current Nina. Considering my actual age, '80s Nina.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Actually, to be completely honest with you, let's just go with current Nina no reservations.
...See, I'd go for 80's Nina..no problem...but current Nina..I'll pass..each his own my friend..
...80's Nina...
Yeah she's got one of those funny looking faces that just screams "I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose"
... True...and also considering I looked a lot like this fellow through most of the 80's and early 90's...she was just my type..
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2011/09/08 19:08:33
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Huge Hierodule
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Po from the Teletubbies.
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2011/09/08 19:14:19
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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lindsay40k wrote:Po from the Teletubbies.
Good one!
I never like fat lasses.
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2011/09/08 19:36:38
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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lindsay40k wrote:Po from the Teletubbies.
I thought Po was the drummer...
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2011/09/08 19:55:45
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/jocelynwildenstein-1.jpg
Not sure if you said ugliest celeb in general mattyrm, but this 'thing' gets my vote!
(if this works, I'm doing it on my iPhone!) Automatically Appended Next Post: Dammit! Didn't work, ok I'll go to my laptop..... 
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2011/09/08 20:01:41
Subject: Who is the ugliest female singer?
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[DCM]
Coastal Bliss in the Shadow of Sizewell
Suffolk, where the Aliens roam.
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Thank goodness her 'music career' died, I have to flick her off the telly enough times as it is.
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"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.
Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
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