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2012/12/05 22:19:03
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. NOW PAINTED!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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AS said in the title. The story behind this model is that we (me and 3 friends of mine) bought together a 3€ worthy, cheapo children's wrestler toy. We were in Portugal on a class field trip, so we saw this in a toy store and KNEW that it'd be the greatest present of all for one of those people's 18 year old brother.
He was going to throw it in the trash almost as soon as he saw it.
The model sat in my friend's room (in a dark corner) for months.
Now and idiot (one of those friends) gave it to me, as a free present for my newly started Night Lords army. I decided to go ALL OUT and create THE WORST model ever, of all time.
Enjoy, if you can. He (or "it"), is called Belt, and I will stick him with wings once I get something suitable. Then I'll paint him Night Lord-ish!
DESPAIR!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/06 17:28:32
 Ave Dominus Nox 
 *A feral howl* ~2900pts
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2012/12/05 22:33:40
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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But.... why not make a Randy Savage demon?
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2012/12/05 22:37:49
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Grey Knight Psionic Stormraven Pilot
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That is pretty damn horrible. I guess we should all be thankful you didn't decide to go with Slannesh model.
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2012/12/05 22:40:40
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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 Kiryu Mk 3 wrote:That is pretty damn horrible. I guess we should all be thankful you didn't decide to go with Slannesh model.
Well, if I had, it would've had to be something that implies "pleasure". As tat is Slaanesh's thing. HOW could I make that on a model like this?
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Ave Dominus Nox
*A feral howl* ~2900pts
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2012/12/05 23:22:19
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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 LlamaAgility wrote: Kiryu Mk 3 wrote:That is pretty damn horrible. I guess we should all be thankful you didn't decide to go with Slannesh model.
Well, if I had, it would've had to be something that implies "pleasure". As tat is Slaanesh's thing. HOW could I make that on a model like this?
Put him in a gimp suit 
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2012/12/05 23:28:45
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Fixture of Dakka
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In the first picture it looks like the Carnifex head on his chest is chewing on his nipple. So hes already on his way to being a Slaaneshi DP.
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2012/12/05 23:38:54
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Paladin of the Wall
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That is a horible model, well done!
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thornfall alliance: 30pts bringing home the bacon
menoth: 134pts "burn heretics, BURN!" |
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2012/12/05 23:47:40
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Otiose in a Niche
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I heard once of someone who made Epic titans out of simpsons figures by gluing guns between their legs.
This might be worse.
Might.
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2012/12/05 23:48:46
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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 Alleton wrote: LlamaAgility wrote: Kiryu Mk 3 wrote:That is pretty damn horrible. I guess we should all be thankful you didn't decide to go with Slannesh model.
Well, if I had, it would've had to be something that implies "pleasure". As tat is Slaanesh's thing. HOW could I make that on a model like this?
Put him in a gimp suit
Oh god... Automatically Appended Next Post:  Snrub wrote:In the first picture it looks like the Carnifex head on his chest is chewing on his nipple. So hes already on his way to being a Slaaneshi DP.
Well, it isn't as you can see in the other pics. THAT horrible he is not.... 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/05 23:49:34
Ave Dominus Nox
*A feral howl* ~2900pts
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2012/12/06 00:11:41
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Lit By the Flames of Prospero
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Horrible that, you could make it even worse with a badly fitting totally different looking head !
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2012/12/06 00:23:46
Subject: Re:The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Fresh-Faced New User
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Nope, sorry this one is the worst Daemon Prince ever!
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2012/12/06 00:48:28
Subject: Re:The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
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Could be worse.... he could have no undies on...... 
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2012/12/06 10:06:57
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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To Slaaneshify it, use one of the 'Fex heads as the, well, 'head' of his third leg...
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 Stormonu wrote:For me, the joy is in putting some good-looking models on the board and playing out a fantasy battle - not arguing over the poorly-made rules of some 3rd party who neither has any power over my play nor will be visiting me (and my opponent) to ensure we are "playing by the rules"
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2012/12/06 11:19:15
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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 Rayvon wrote:Horrible that, you could make it even worse with a badly fitting totally different looking head !
It actually is the original head of this thing... Automatically Appended Next Post: Renfro wrote:Nope, sorry this one is the worst Daemon Prince ever!
Pah. That one is actually hilarious. You need to try better to top me!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/06 11:23:57
Ave Dominus Nox
*A feral howl* ~2900pts
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2012/12/06 17:27:30
Subject: Re:The worst model of all time, ever. A daemon prince of Tzeentch, made from a 3€ costed kid's toy!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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Okay, now i have finished painting Belt. I also did some modifications to what the first pics show, but nothing big.
Enjoy!
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Ave Dominus Nox
*A feral howl* ~2900pts
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2012/12/06 17:44:19
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. NOW PAINTED!
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
Canvey Island, Essex, England
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Could actually look good although I'm not conviced the paintjob is too great - use some washes and simple layering or drybrushing if you're not the best. Does have some cool concepts though like the glowing eyes look neat and the tyranid snakey things look really cool!
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2012/12/06 17:54:29
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. NOW PAINTED!
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The Hive Mind
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Hes left hand looks... just not right.
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My beautiful wife wrote:Trucks = Carnifex snack, Tanks = meals.
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2012/12/06 19:44:46
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. NOW PAINTED!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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 Peatreed wrote:Could actually look good although I'm not conviced the paintjob is too great - use some washes and simple layering or drybrushing if you're not the best. Does have some cool concepts though like the glowing eyes look neat and the tyranid snakey things look really cool!
Actually, this time I didn't screw up the painting. I used flash and it isn't the best, the only thing I really fethed up was the glaze :(
Automatically Appended Next Post:
I know. It is supposed to...
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/12/06 22:25:13
Ave Dominus Nox
*A feral howl* ~2900pts
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2012/12/06 23:02:39
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. NOW PAINTED!
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Wow, that is actually worse than the Stormraven! Kudos!
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2012/12/07 06:49:02
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. NOW PAINTED!
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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Ave Dominus Nox
*A feral howl* ~2900pts
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2012/12/08 02:44:24
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. NOW PAINTED!
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Purged Thrall
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Still needs a gimp suit...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/08 05:26:12
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2012/12/08 06:36:02
Subject: The worst model of all time, ever. NOW PAINTED!
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Commoragh-bound Peer
Portland, OR
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One word: BALLAH!!!
Totally needs a huge red Yosemite Sam mustache though...
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