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Mandrakes will be the new Lord of War for the codex.
   
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In order to fit their new role as Lords of War, Mandrakes will be 40 points each, come in units of 10-20 and will be a 1+ choice in all Dark Eldar detachments.

They also lose the Power From Pain rule but gain Relentless.

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Best thread ever.

Apart from the one with the two retiring Daemon Princes.

Who says people don't enjoy the GW hobby?


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There will be a new Dark Eldar upgrade vehicle sprue as well. It'll be filled with a hundred tiny spikes to cover the hulls of your Raiders with.
   
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Kabalite Warriors are now the equivalent of Kaldor Draigo
   
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GW are trying out a new Codex format. The army list section is completely empty, but individual unit entries can be bought as Dataslates. Only £9.99 each.
   
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ClockworkZion wrote:The Collectors Edition will come bound in real human skin, and will require a black light to read the pages.
This doesn't seem to be a problem to me.
Human Leather is one of the more sturdy, long lasting leathers.
BobNT wrote:If a DE unit or squad wins in CC and cause an enemy squad to flee, the fleeing unit/squad is immediate captured and sodomized by the advancing DE.

For PG-13 version replace "sodomized" with "tickled until they pee their pants"
That's basically what happened in 3rd Ed. (Not even joking.)
blaktoof wrote:The new dark eldar codex will include all the rules you need to make a dark eldar army for either a wyche cult, kabal, or coven, or all three!

In order to bring this variety to a single codex it will be released alongside three whole supplements that will include all the background and special rules you need to play with the dark eldar!

The main Dark Eldar codex will include all the rules you need to select your Troops, Elites, Fast Attack, Heavy support and Lord of War selections for all three dark eldar armies!

The supplements will give you an amazing 120 pages of background and art work along with warlord tables, relics, and the rules for the HQ battlefield role for the Kabal, Coven, or Wyche cults depending on which supplements you buy!

GW is even making a bundle of all three supplements for exactly the same cost as buying all three, wow! They come with a special card case which holds all three and is colored black on black, with black writing!
I would be ok with this... because it means we get an extra 120 pages of background and artwork.....

- To represent the Dark Eldars hit-and-run lightning playstyle, you will only have first turn to win in.
If you haven't won by the start of your second turn, your entire army flees the battlefield and you lose.

   
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Exciting new fluff: Asdrubeal Vect is killed by one of his Sslyth bodyguards, who then proceeds to take on his form. Commorragh is now secretly ruled by the lizard people. Just like the Imperium.

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 Iron_Captain wrote:
Exciting new fluff: Asdrubeal Vect is killed by one of his Sslyth bodyguards, who then proceeds to take on his form. Commorragh is now secretly ruled by the lizard people. Just like the Imperium.


The sad thing is, I'd actually approve of this...

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You're not. If you're worried about your opponent using 'fake' rules, you're having fun the wrong way. This hobby isn't about rules. It's about buying Citadel miniatures.

Please report to your nearest GW store for attitude readjustment. Take your wallet.
 
   
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I love Slyyth and that would be awesome fluff
   
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Due to new rules when constructing a Dark Eldar army no two models can look the same, if they do both are removed as a casualties when the game begins due to a catfight over who wore the outfit first. Vehicles that look the same instead explode 6" as they're sabotaged by the other model.

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Wracks will not be moved to Troops. Instead they will get their own codex. It will be called Codex: Wracks. It will get a limited run hardback release and then be digital only.

In Codex: Wracks, Wracks will be Troops choices. Haemonculi will not be HQ so as not to take the focus away from the Wracks. Instead the HQ will be a Wrack Prime (60 pts) which is a Wrack with +1Ld and a D6 roll on the Wrack Prime table:

1. Fear.
2. Move through Cover.
3. Slow and Purposeful.
4. Reroll failed armour saves of 1.
5. All close combat attacks are AP6.
6. Soulblaze.

Wracks will get a new dedicated transport called the Taurack. It will look like a Raider with its engines and sails replaced with tank treads. This helps the Taurack navigate the rough terrain of the Webway. Also its treads are sticky so it can drive up walls (some parts of the Webway are upside-down). To represent this the Taurack has the Webcrawler special rule - treat impassable terrain as dangerous terrain. However it is also open topped so upon entering impassable terrain all transported models must immediately perform an emergency disembarkation to represent them falling off the Taurack. If a transported model that normally would not be able to enter impassable terrain is forced to disembark into impassable terrain it is destroyed.
   
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.... Is it bad I'd still buy that....

   
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Instead of having to pay an arm and a leg for these wonderful new releases, GW is now accepting souls!

4000 points: Craftworld Mymeara 
   
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Guess I'm out of luck. Uncle Sam owns my soul. D:
   
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 ClockworkZion wrote:
Guess I'm out of luck. Uncle Sam owns my soul. D:

What Branch?

4000 points: Craftworld Mymeara 
   
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 extremefreak17 wrote:
 ClockworkZion wrote:
Guess I'm out of luck. Uncle Sam owns my soul. D:

What Branch?

Army 2005-2013.
   
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To better represent the dark eldar and forge a narrative, Power from Pain will be changed as such:
Every time a Dark Eldar unit kills a unit, roll a 1d6 and consult the following chart:
1: The Dark Eldar unit is removed as a casualty, because clearly they've had enough and want to leave
2-3: If the unit has a character, lose 1d6 models, because (s)he's a selfish prick who wants it all to himself
4-6: If the unit has more than 5 models, lose 1d6 models. because they're all selfish pricks who want it all to themselves

In order to accommodate those who don't like this, they are also releasing a $50 (or regional equivalent) supplement, with all the interesting choices and play styles you'd expect from a codex.

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I heard that Wyches will secrete a substance once per game that attracts Bears, BEARS!!!!

I also read that Ravagers and Raiders will have an option to upgrade one crew member to Jaba the Hut

Someone told me that there will be an Army wide option re roll all to hit / to wound rolls for a whole turn, but the controlling player must administer a number of lashes equal to the result of each reroll to themselves.

For STUFFFING!!!!! 
   
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To represent the Dark Eldar's inhuman speed all models chosen from Codex: Dark Eldar receive a 3++ save from shooting caused by all models except for those chosen from Codex: Space Marines. Space Marines are too awesome to be fooled by pansy elf jumping.

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 TheCustomLime wrote:
To represent the Dark Eldar's inhuman speed all models chosen from Codex: Dark Eldar receive a 3++ save from shooting caused by all models except for those chosen from Codex: Space Marines. Space Marines are too awesome to be fooled by pansy elf jumping.


If a single Night Lord is on the table, every Dark Eldar model is immediately removed as a casualty (this is a thing that happened in a Black Library book, sigh).

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To be fair the Night Lord used to be the thing that apparently inspired the concept of "Death" and the "Grim Reaper" (or some similar entity) in every culture and race in existence. I think he kind of earns the right to nuke a whole bunch of Dark Eldar (well up until he became a shard that is).

Anyways, back to the bullsh- I mean rumors!

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 ClockworkZion wrote:
To be fair the Night Lord used to be the thing that apparently inspired the concept of "Death" and the "Grim Reaper" (or some similar entity) in every culture and race in existence. I think he kind of earns the right to nuke a whole bunch of Dark Eldar (well up until he became a shard that is).


I think you might be a little confused.

This is Aza'gorod, the Nightbringer, a C'tan (spoilered for size):
Spoiler:


These are Night Lords:

"Rawr! With these bat wings on our heads, we are the epitome of fearsome!"

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Sieg Zeon!

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Ah yes, I was confused. But not about the Heavy Bolter thing. GW it totally using their profits to fund a project to create real Space Marines so they can take over the world and Kirby can be crowned king.


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Oh and Squats will be finally returning as a new faction under the Dark Eldar, but they'll be more Babylonian and evil. I think their name was Dark Demiurg or something.

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DocCheech17 wrote:I heard that Wyches will secrete a substance once per game that attracts Bears, BEARS!!!!
Just one game per month.
Oh I know, that one was awful.
Dark Eldar - what you gonna do?


   
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 Ovion wrote:
DocCheech17 wrote:I heard that Wyches will secrete a substance once per game that attracts Bears, BEARS!!!!
Just one game per month.
Oh I know, that one was awful.
Dark Eldar - what you gonna do?


They'll probably go off to cry in their rooms while writing poetry and listening emo rock. That and practice putting on more eye liner.
   
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Trollio14 wrote:
Kabalite Warriors are now the equivalent of Kaldor Draigo


Hilarious

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 angelofvengeance wrote:
Trollio14 wrote:
Kabalite Warriors are now the equivalent of Kaldor Draigo


Hilarious

You should see the Mandrakes. Each of them are going to be the equivalent of an unbound C'Tan.

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 Frozen Ocean wrote:
 TheCustomLime wrote:
To represent the Dark Eldar's inhuman speed all models chosen from Codex: Dark Eldar receive a 3++ save from shooting caused by all models except for those chosen from Codex: Space Marines. Space Marines are too awesome to be fooled by pansy elf jumping.


If a single Night Lord is on the table, every Dark Eldar model is immediately removed as a casualty (this is a thing that happened in a Black Library book, sigh).


If the opponent's army contains an Iron Snake Space Marine, a land speeder and a dog the entire Dark Eldar army is immediately removed as a casualty (this also happened in a Black Library novel).

FORGE! THE! NARRATIVE!

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The Dark Eldar codex will be a well-balanced, fluffy codex with lots of rich background and well-sculpted models.

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htj wrote:I break my conscripts down into squads of ten, then equip them with heavy weapons and special weapons. I pay 1pt to upgrade their WS, BS and Ld, then combine them into larger squads when deployed. I've found them to be quite effective.
 
   
 
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