Ok so 2000 points vs the guy who taught me.
My List:
HQ: Dakka Flyrant, Thorax Hive, Old Adversary
HQ: Dakka Flyrant, Thorax Hive, Hive Commander
Elite: Zoey
Elite: Zoey
Elite: Veno
Heavy: Mawloc
Heavy: Mawloc
Heavy: Dakkafex (twin Brain Leeches)
Troops: 15 Fleshborer 15 Devilgaunts
Troops: Tervigon, Thorax Hive, Crushing Claws
Troops: Ripper Swarm x3 Deep Strike
Fast Attack: 15x Gargoyles
Living Artillery Formation:
Warrior Brood, x3, Barbed Strangler
Biovore Brood, x3
Exocrine
So I took a lot of pictures, but i will try and make this short.
We got Maelstrom 5, and he got first deploy. Night fighting, and i got lucky and stole the initiative.
My Deployment:
Turn one casted catalyst from one flyrant to other succesfully. Casted onslaught to the gargoyles and that was about it for psychic.
The left side ran gargoyles up along with venomthrope, carnifex and Flyrants.
Barely moved up the gaunts and just blanketed the area (he typically likes to deathstar my LAF) so i was hoping to force him to drop in the corner.
Both flyrants shot at sniper drones and took all of them out. Etherial was left, and i forgot about him for most of the game.
End of Tyranids turn one.
Tau turn one, he shifted a tiny bit but no real moves, shot at my flyrants and gargoyles... only one wound on the non-warlord flyrant.
Then did something silly and jet packed his crisis suits in a bundle next to his riptide.
End of tau turn one. He did a lot of shooting at the flyrants but between snap shotting, 3+
AS and my 5+
FNP i saved wonderfully. Passed my drop test.
Nids turn 2. All reserves pass! Which leaded toooooooo:
All 3 crisis suits went blam! Delayed mishap, muahahaha perfect. (rofl)
Flew the flyrants in deep to try and take out the broadsides, and get on his half of the table for his 2 incoming baracudas. I end up taking out 1 broadside and a drone.
Tervigon outflanked and made 8 gaunts and didnt pop.

My turn was not exactly fruitfull... His early warning systems took 3 wounds on my tervigon, and the charge from my gaunts left them all dead. (ugh)
Tau Turn 2:
His deathstar fell for the bait. Both barracudas came in as well.
He moved his devilfish around after deploying a small fire warrior squad. Ended up not finishing off the gargoyles. Barracuda dealt a wound to my exocrine (Iron Hide as he has been nicknamed by others) Rippers didnt make it past the turn either, he shot and assualted with riptide and took them all out with 3 instant death wounds.

Tervigon didnt make it past the turn...lame.... Deathstar unit wiped out the biovores but no splitfire so the warriors were safe.
Tyranids Turn 3:
My gaunts turned around for 55 shots thanks to run/shoot psychic from a zoanthrope.
Flyrants moved for backup on his warlord (farsight) since i had the card and wanted him dead, also was shooting at a barracuda that was not on its stand and not visible in the pic.
Gaunts took 55 shots and landed 23 wounds.... 23!
They failed leadership and ran. Carnifex charged a devilfish and got 3 on the D3 for
HoW.

End of Tyranids 3. Tau 3:
Barracudas wrapped around and killed some gaunts and the other wounded my warlord. My mawlock scattered far and got shot up!

That was about all he could achieve.
Tyranids Turn 4:
Carni and exocrine went hard after the riptide and managed to take him out in assault, but it cost me the carnifex. A surviving firewarrior kept grenading my mawloc. As i drew a kill unit objective, he had three units with only one model in it, so i took my
MC's and chased nobodies.... But i killed 3 units and got my D3 victory points.


At this point I flew my warlord with one wound off the table and let him live. It became a hunt for him to kill an
MC and a run for me to score my final objective cards with what little units i had left.
I know this is a scattered BatRep, but it was a 6 hour long game with lots of stuff going on and i figured you wouldnt want too big of a post (if this one isnt already).
I won 12-7 with one extra turn!