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2015/11/20 14:05:14
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW people assume that the Forum Games are dead.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/20 15:29:15
Subject: I hate it when...
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Guardsman with Flashlight
Somewhere in the Calixis Sector
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IHIW Forum Games temporarily die.
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"At the end of the day, though he's been ferried through hell on a ship that's ten thousand years old to some godforsaken, war-torn rock; though he deployed from high orbit with nothing but a grav chute; though he is one of ten million men and women snatched from his homeworld to fight a war he barely understands; though he has been given a weapon that fires small suns and may annihilate him as he fires because the knowledge of how it functions has been lost; though his company is supported by tractor-tanks that run on anything you can burn; though he wages war against a devouring hivemind, ravenous demons and hordes of hyper-advanced aliens with strange technologies and sorceries he never dreamed existed; no one will remember his sacrifice, there will be no records of his deeds, no glorious parades in his honor, and no remembrance of his name. All he will earn is a shallow, unmarked grave on a forgotten world untold lightyears from home.
"Yet for all this thankless sacrifice a Guardsman is a man, just like you. He has no millennia-old genetic engineering, no prophetic leader, no miracles of faith. He has his lasgun, his orders, and those beside him. He is the Imperial Guard.
"And he will hold the line." - /tg/, in the most truthful rendition of what it means to be an Imperial Guardsman. |
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2015/11/20 17:29:50
Subject: Re:I hate it when...
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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IHIW steam has connection problems.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/20 18:49:06
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW my Laptop won't turn on.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/21 21:24:43
Subject: Re:I hate it when...
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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IHIW I feel like Playing Battlefield 4, but I can't because I sold my Xbox 360 last january.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/21 23:42:58
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW I have to install every game on the Xbox one just to play it.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/22 20:15:56
Subject: Re:I hate it when...
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Terrifying Doombull
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 sing your life wrote:IHIW I feel like Playing Battlefield 4, but I can't because I sold my Xbox 360 last january.
And that is why you should have a computer able to run it 
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2015/11/22 20:49:36
Subject: Re:I hate it when...
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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IHIW my computer isn't very powerful.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/24 11:42:07
Subject: I hate it when...
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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IHiW the celery is squishy.
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2015/11/24 17:41:33
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW my car won't start in the morning.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/26 08:19:21
Subject: I hate it when...
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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IHiW I have to wash all of the dishes.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/11/27 13:01:09
Subject: Re:I hate it when...
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Terrifying Doombull
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IHIW when people suffer from the lack of a powerful computer
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2015/11/27 14:07:15
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW people don't post as much as they used to in the Forum Games
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/27 17:00:42
Subject: I hate it when...
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Guardsman with Flashlight
Somewhere in the Calixis Sector
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IHIW Guardsmen are ridiculously hard to paint.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/27 17:00:49
"At the end of the day, though he's been ferried through hell on a ship that's ten thousand years old to some godforsaken, war-torn rock; though he deployed from high orbit with nothing but a grav chute; though he is one of ten million men and women snatched from his homeworld to fight a war he barely understands; though he has been given a weapon that fires small suns and may annihilate him as he fires because the knowledge of how it functions has been lost; though his company is supported by tractor-tanks that run on anything you can burn; though he wages war against a devouring hivemind, ravenous demons and hordes of hyper-advanced aliens with strange technologies and sorceries he never dreamed existed; no one will remember his sacrifice, there will be no records of his deeds, no glorious parades in his honor, and no remembrance of his name. All he will earn is a shallow, unmarked grave on a forgotten world untold lightyears from home.
"Yet for all this thankless sacrifice a Guardsman is a man, just like you. He has no millennia-old genetic engineering, no prophetic leader, no miracles of faith. He has his lasgun, his orders, and those beside him. He is the Imperial Guard.
"And he will hold the line." - /tg/, in the most truthful rendition of what it means to be an Imperial Guardsman. |
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2015/11/27 18:28:23
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW Guardsmen are difficult to paint as well
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/28 05:42:31
Subject: I hate it when...
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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IHiW French Grenadiers of the Old Guards are ridiculously hard to paint.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/11/28 13:22:11
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW People drive stupidly on the highway
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/30 09:04:24
Subject: I hate it when...
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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IHiW The Walking Dead isn't on again until February.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/11/30 17:41:49
Subject: Re:I hate it when...
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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IHIW I can't make my computer more powerful without rebuilding it from the ground up.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/30 19:41:14
Subject: I hate it when...
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Terrifying Doombull
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I hate it when after moving. You reallize that your friends have the same gentle touche as a herd of Trolls
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2015/12/01 22:34:39
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW People drive like maniacs on campus and nearly run me over
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/02 07:34:21
Subject: I hate it when...
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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IHiW skunks hide under my shed.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/12/02 11:34:14
Subject: Re:I hate it when...
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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IHIW anyone thinks Donald Trump would be a good President.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/12/03 01:44:06
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW people start discussing politics
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/03 09:51:45
Subject: I hate it when...
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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IHIW people try to spin things you say into their political agenda.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/12/03 23:04:33
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW people ask me about my political views.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/04 07:46:12
Subject: I hate it when...
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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IHIW the cat and the skunks have a tussle.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/12/08 21:20:17
Subject: I hate it when...
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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IHIW my friend tries to run me over with a golf cart.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/09 08:14:44
Subject: I hate it when...
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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IHIW Golf carts have no high gear or shrubbery clearing devices attached to the front.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/12/09 19:54:57
Subject: I hate it when...
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Terrifying Doombull
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I hate it when playing a game of Pike&Shot, and the other player is hasseled by a human variant of a greater daemon of Nurgle
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