That was easy...

What smells like rotten eggs?

Don,t worry they could never have survived that.

What's that smell?

Relax, I think we're downwind...

It wasn't me...

This room is Xenomorph proof right?

Tyranids are afraid of the dark, right?

That oughtta keep those pesky squids away!

What happens when you feed them after midnight?

Allow me...

I got this guys, don't worry!

Is it "starve a cold, feed a fever" or the other way around?

Well, it worked in Kung fu class.

Quit worrying about how much gas we've got in the car. Isn't the desert beautiful?!

Yeah? Just let them try.

Maybe they are out of ammo?

This plan cannot possibly fail.

It's nothing, just go back to sleep.

Don't worry. He's bluffing...

Make mine a double.

I've had worse.

You wouldn't dare...

Pull my finger.

Try some. I made it myself.

My Hill.

He's more afraid of us than we are of him.

How many G's does this thing do?

Anyone can do it. Watch.

I ate some. Nothing wrong with it.

Bull poker?

Deal me in!

Awwww, those wild chimpanzees seen so friendly. I'm going to go over and make a new friend...

I don't need an electrician for this...

Man, I'm full. Maybe an 8th visit to the buffet was a bad idea.

Nah, they're dormant this time of year.

Looks simple enough....

Peace out!

Actually, yeah... They do make your butt look big.

I hope this is the right wire....

If I'm not back in five minutes....

I hope those Space Marines with the spikes are friendly!

My wife will understand...

Time's up. Let's do this.

GLORY TO THE DARK GODS!

Unless those stupid Orks learn something as advanced as domesticating Tyranids, we'll be perfectly fine.

Oi, Git! Don't press dat!

Wot's a puny Grot like ya gonna do to a full size Boy, eh?

The area's secure.

Sharks are basically cowardly creatures. If you find yourself in the water surrounded by sharks, just make a lot of splashing and thrashing movements to scare them away.

( actual advice from a WWII naval trading video. )

Just pour some gasoline on it...

Hey! That's a pretty neat gadget there, what does it do?

Maps are for idiots!

Muahahahaha!!!

We'll be safe from the raptors, unless they learn to hurl the chainsaws we've taught them to juggle whilst riding unicycles.

Tastes like chicken

Ah, crap! I really didn't mean to do that.

Forward you dogs, to victory!

...Hey!

Sure, why not?

That looks heavy, let me give you a hand.

Oh come on...my luck can't be that bad...

Of course this ledge is safe!

How hot can the wings be?

Back it up slowly, I'll guide you in.

Nooowww you tell me...

Hey look, a puppy!

Squirrel!

I see a light at the end of the tunnel!

Look at the bright side..

What kind of tracks are these?

I don't like the sound of that...

Turn that down!

Lightning never strikes the same place twice...

Hold my beer.....

Let's split up. You check upstairs and I'll check the basement.

It's High Noon...

Don't worry. We'll be out of here long before they get back.

Please just be a simulation.....

Please be a normal field trip...

*Magic School Bus honks in the background*

It aint loaded....

It's got a pressure-sensitive trigger. You jump off and I'll drop this sand bag on it...

Let me go see if the fuze is still lit...

Here. Hold this for me would you?

*squints eyes*

Road House!

OK, Just this one time....

I'm going to try the Fugu...

Nothing bad ever happens to the cheerleaders!

It's hot out today.

Anybody seen my inhaler?

We are on a diplomatic mission to Alderann.

Is that a blaster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I have a feeling I'm going to regret this...

There'll be no one to stop us this time.

Paint it red, it'll go faster!

Punch it!

DON'T PRESS DAT!

I'm on the leader.

Guys, I'm gonna super charge this plasma gun!

OMFG! Rocket-Propelled Grenades are so OP this edition of Reality™ ! God's Workshop needs to nerf them!

I'll be fine, I'm just going to walk it off...

Say I won't...

Aid me, Yog-Sothoth!

Wonder Twin powers activate, size of a butterfly.

The fuse is lit....

It's dark in here, let me light a match....

I've done this a million times...

I love you all dearly and will see you in heaven.

Xxxx you, world.

Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

an unheard question .. an enthusiastic nod ... "Yes, of course I did dear!..."

"Gazpacho soup"

Oops!

Congratulations. You're being rescued.