Hmm. That mushroom sure does look tasty.

"Hand me that piano!"

I wonder what this button does? looks shiny with it's flashing looking so pretty. I'm sure there's no harm if I press it just this once.

Respawning in 3...
or
I'm far too busy to die.
or
Wait, let me show you something *puts cigar in mouth and shoots it with lasrifle, being completely unharmed but cigar is now burning. Enemy then does the same thing with a bolt gun but blows their head off.*

Here drink this! This'll put hair on your nuts!

CHAAAARRGEE!!!


No, wait! I meant my phone! Nooo!!!
Oh, the stabbing!

Standing on a pillar of flame, burning the world, while the universe lies dead at my feet. Then I fall off that pillar and break my neck (I have a terrible balance).

Nah, I think I should be fine driving 90 mph on a icy mountain raid.

I doubt being shot in the leg alone will be able to kill you...

 sing your life wrote:
I doubt being shot in the leg alone will be able to kill you...

No, unless they're Vulcan Megabolter round!

I wonder what this button does......

NO!!!!! JAMESGANG!!!!!! DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!!!!!!

Nooo! You touched it!

Wait, JamesGang is about to press the red button? This I gotta see.

And this is what happens when you push the re.......

The Universe drowns out in red light, all that is left is Terra, then ... .... ... Nothing... ... ... ...

SCRAM BRIGADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEITHER CAN JAMESGANG OR ANYONE ELSE I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here Mr. shark.... This will taste good....just swim a bit closer....

Commisars aren't that scary...

Well, yeah. Your ass does look kind of big in them jeans. Plus, they don't go with the shoes that make your ankles look fat.

For the Emprah!

Huh. well how about that.
or
It's only a Raven! I can take it! (Battletech reference)

Oh look, a button. Wonder what it does?

No, that but............

Hey guys, I found this weird looking scaled dog!

FIRE!

I doubt there's any landmines around here *click*

Why because Machu said I can.

What is this L-shaped piece of metal supposed to do? Why is there a piece I can push? If I point the round hollow stick part tat my face will it do something? Here goes... BOOM! * Blown to splatters by shotgun*.

MY PENIS IS STUCK IN THE TOASTER!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Crap, do I cut the blue wire, the green wire, or the red wire?

Oh, here goes nothing! I'll snip the blu...........::static:::

Do I resurrect JamesGang?

F KING RUN AWAY!

Whoa. That's real harsh.

Where in the Omnissiah's name is that outlet? I'm almost out of p- *Static*

Bye bye everyone!

OOC: no, I'm not leaving this forum.

To all who drove me to this, and you know who you are...

Aaaah! No, I'll not give in! Break free ~ Snapping Sound ~ Hraaaaar!

 JamesGang wrote:
MY PENIS IS STUCK IN THE TOASTER!!!!!!!!!

That's just wrong, man. Seriously, I can't imagine what that would be like...

OH GAK! rats!

Now if I were to walk into space without a space suit... Well, here goes...

I think this might be the last thing I will ever say...

Dude, go eat a tomato in the corner and relax.

Oh look! A bear!

OH SHI-

OH gak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My foot is trapped in the nuke!!

Money!

I think I might be in danger...

I wunder what'll happen if I do...

THEY CAME FROM... BEHIND!

Why yes, I am a profesional bear wresth*aaaaaaaaaarrrgggg get it of!!!!!

Hahahahahaha-owch!

Oh dear oh dear oh dear...

I'm gonna go outside in a thunderstorm and-*gets struck by lightning*

Damn, pressing that button is just so tempting...

Look guys, Bloody Mary isn't real. For god's sake, just because you said Bloody Mary does not mean that some kind of monster is going to jump out and kill you. The real Bloody Mary is a drink.
OH GAWD WHAT THE FETH WAS THA-

No, guys, trust me, this'll work, just-

IT'S A ATLAS! RUUUU-..... (Battletech)

You'll never take me alive Imperial scum!

Why, yes, I would like fries with that.

"You double dog dare me to tell the Lion he's a pussy cat? What'll ya giv....*shadow falls over group* he's behind me isn't he?"

Waaaa-OW! Gork...*dies*

"Nah, Crassus Armored Assault Transports aren't all that impressive really!" *Rumblerumblerumble* *CRUNCH*

Beer!!!!!

One day I shall be cowned Tactical Genius of the Universe!

*sees a Baneblade*

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

*BOOM*

Its probably just as scared of you as you are of it.

Yes! Yes!

Get your hands off my girlfriend, Mr Schwarzenegger!

Speaking of which:

NO DOUBLE POSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chokes on an apple*

"Bury me with my money"

"YEH-HOO" *level complete tones*

OPEN QUANTUM STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look-200 miles per hour and she's still got more!

Now Jimmy, when all you can see out of the car is blue green blue green blue green, then you've gone into a roll. Hey, where did the green go?

NO JOHNNY DON'T DO IT!

Ya'll can go fvck yourselves....

Hey, guys! Let's see what happens if we cross the streams!

Don't you Aunt Kathy me!

I don't need ten fingers to use a knife!

Krimney Jimney! I'm in!

Look, you just have to cut the blue wire. Don't tell me colour processing is all messed up right now...

Once more into the fray

To the last good fight I'll ever know

Live, and die this day

Live, and die this day

Goodbye everybody, I've got to go! Got to leave you all behind and face the truth..............

 sing your life wrote:
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go! Got to leave you all behind and face the truth..............

MAMAAAAAAA! OOOHOHOOOOOOO!

...sorry.

Alright, my last words:

WITNESS ME!!

What, the hell you have made [X place] into? [in reply of being told to "go ton hell"]

What the hell is going on?

We should have debated faster!

Going on strike!

Non-Stop!!

OHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

In the immortal words of Socrates,
"I drank what?"

He has a yield sign.

Hey, look, everyone, no hands!

Less Filling!

MOAR!

"feth her right in the pussy"

Almost there.....

"...and then I hosted a mass debate, and went blind as a result. Which reminds me of a joke; why did a blind man cross the r-"

HI LO GAMMA RAYS!

I'm telling you, a Nova Cannon is a sidearm.
This is a gun!

IT'S A BIG MEK WITH A SHOKK ATTACK GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, I'm telling you, Wraithknights are underpowered. Watch this.

Grots are overpowered. Watch this

My face is my shield! My furry is my sword!

What's fluffier? A battle of Orks VS Orks or a fluffy kitty?

Did that cat just eat Badrukk?

Nah, it's only a cute little tabby.

OH SHI-

Hey guys, what's the deal wi-

WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?!?!?!

Please forgive me...

Well, i'm taking the Delta Flyer into Tropical Storm Erika.

The secret code to my safe is.........

War Kitten wrote:
The secret code to my safe is.........

...One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six lock.

Hmmm...

Hermm..

Errr....

We're being attacked by Nucleogenic Lifeforms!!!

I drank WHAT???

Join me Link

NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!

"Ooh, look at the shiny little laser point!"

KAAAAABOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Boomy-boom!

Good morning! Today is gonna be a great day!

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ooh, piece of candy!"

that, or

"I can shoot that...what, you don't trust me? watch!"

Computer, eject the warp core!

I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN!!!!

*cough*

My death will only be the beginin-

This phaser is set to kill

Bitch, I'm bulletproof.

Your death is near!!

Grandpa! WAKE UP!

Join me Link, Join me Link, and I will make your face DIE!

Don't press that button!

DO IT TO IT!

Everything is alright and it will be alright for the forseeable future.

I pity your limited lifespan, mortal..

*lifespan this*

Oh look! A pie!

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

You worry too much.

I'm sure they wouldn't put traps in the washing up....

DATA, SOMETHING'S GOT ME!!!!!

One rabbit stew coming right up...

I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!!!

FFS...

 ZergSmasher wrote:
One rabbit stew coming right up...

You'll ruin it! Delicious crunchible rabbit!

*Eats raw rabbit*

Shields have failed!

OH MAH GAWD AH CAN'T BALEEF IT!
AVE NEVA BEEN THIS FAR AWAY FRAM HOME B4!

*misunderstands foreign culture and gets stoned to death for singing*

Irrelevant!

Not when I shift into maxiumun overdrive!

Security!

Sup Police! Yeah, I moved in from Africa, it's very nice over here.

#edgy-as-feth

Ermagerd

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Ermagerd

Ermahgerd! Skerple!

We may be able to kill two birds with one stone here...

Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back!

Databases can be falsified!

Wait...has somebody been tampering with the holodeck again?

The force is strong in this one.....

And now I shall pull your card out of these flames!

Time's...up!

No, you!

We'll have to take the long way around.

Look Ma, no-handed-nukes!

But... but I'm supposed to be the hero.

H- Hey, I can't die just yet, there's two more hours of this damn movie!

*reads script*

Oh, THAT guy is the main character. Okay!

*dead*

You've got a fine crew, Captain! Promise me you'll get them home!

Ooh look! That's the house where Old Man Gutterson raped and killed thirteen people, and then sacrificed six-hundred-and-sixty-six pieces of silver to Satan.

Let's spend the night!

Hold on. My minute isn't up yet!

Me: Doctor, I'm going to die in 59 second!
Doctor: Wait and I'll deal with you in a minute.

Mr. Worf? Fire.

I am a redshirt going to a new planet for the first time!

Where's the bathroom?

I shall now place my army on the table, to fight Eldar... Aaaand it's gone.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I 'ave another, I'll explode!

Oh, alright, if ya say so!

Hang on, I'll go ask the guy with the chainsaw and the ski mask for directions...

One more stunt like this and your wife won't have to complain about the living conditions here anymore do I make myself clear.

I'm sure there can't be more than 50 men hiding in that forest...

NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

What did you do to him??

I'll have a Big Mac.

There are four lights!

No, there's three!

NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!

Let's go, Patriots!

You can't tell me what streams I can cross!

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS FOR THE CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT GOD!!!!!!!

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Yes, a plane made of CRASSUS ARMOURED CRASHING ASSAULT TR-

I'll sure we'll be safe in our CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!

Oh look, our CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is being airlifted, and dropped into location!

Goodbye, Data.

-Last words of Dr. Soong.

NO! Put that thing away!

Our baby would have been so beautiful...

-last words of Jadzia Dax

Hey! I paid £65,000 to climb this mountain and it's not going to waste!

A pity. I rather liked him...

I volunteer!

You're too late. We are everywhere.

Its perfectly safe.....

It's not hard. Just do what I do.

No, see, if a planet has cutting torches that means their weapons can punch through Astartes armour. Our country has cutting torches so therefore our rifles can easily penetrate power armor. Thus, even Dimitry can kill those Space Marine veterans currently charging us.

I...hate...Ferengi....

-Last words of Keevan

No! I have to find Fegelein!

Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!

Alonsy! alonso!

 Selym wrote:
Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!

You watch hitler parodies?

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 Selym wrote:
Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!

You watch hitler parodies?

Been giving me regular giggles

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSEu_9uWST6nOtHbjYLvG5A

 Selym wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 Selym wrote:
Fegelein! Fegelein! Fegelein!

You watch hitler parodies?

Been giving me regular giggles

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSEu_9uWST6nOtHbjYLvG5A

I'm subscribed to that channel. Love those parodies!

In a video game, it would have worked!

I am the antic master!

Stalin!

I shall defeat the Jodl rebellion.

Bombs? Did you say Bombs?

JA JA JA!

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH!

HIMMLER!

I'm gonna freeze to death!

It says, light fuse and get away.

Long live the Weimar Republic!

Hmm, I wonder what "Вы собираетесь умереть , вы немой ебатьголову" here means...

I...love...you!

"Men don't win battles, Generals do!"

-Commander Quix of the 44th Landsharks' Armoured Company, shortly before being killed by an Ork

You shall not have this day.

-last words of Gowron.

Tell your sister...you were right...

Flash, Flash! I love you! But we only have 30 seconds to save the world!

Good bye cruel world.

FLASH!! AA-AAHHHH!

643 Tango 732 Victor...

It's not unstoppable, you know. I'll just put an immovable object in the way.

376 lock.

FIRE ON MY TARGET!

*points*

What d'ya mean "firing on the particle of air you pointed at"?

173467321476Charlie...

[Recovered Audio Log 221-B-4]

Sir, someone keeps quoting numbers and words over the vox!

*muffled conversation*

Fine, I'll keep listening...

Yes, uh-huh..

Computer! Estimate time from this location to Starbucks 416 at warp 9.

Yes, I trust Galactic Starbucks' Coffee!

Get out of the house!

What's the password?

The Safe Word is banana.

Dragon naturally speaking 10.0 is great!

I'm a Doctor! Of course I know what's best!

Insert Component 1A into Slot 14B...

Close the contraption, and rev the engine...

Press the red button...

OH DEAR EMPEROR WHY DO I EXPERIMENT WITH ORKOID TECHNOLOGY!?!?!?!

Why, Siri, why did my new washing machine break down?

SINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

Selym wrote:

OH DEAR EMPEROR WHY DO I EXPERIMENT WITH ORKOID TECHNOLOGY!?!?!?!

OH DEAR PROPHETS WHY DID MY NEW WASHING MACHINE BREAK DOWN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!!

Just give it a good kick, like this.....

It was on the ground for like 10 seconds, it's still OK to eat....

Hey, Angron! Yo mama-

What is a ploopy?!

No! Why would you do that friend?

He's a good guy, he'd never field his Eldar!

Abort the self destruct sequence.
Does Riker, William T, concur?
Yes, Absolutely. I do indeed-
*enterprise D blows up*

MATTHEW!!! WHO JUST GAVE THE ORDER FOR THE WHOLE OF FRANCE TO BE DESTROYED??

OH NO!

You can't kill me, I am Kira!

What is going on here?

GODDAMN LEGO ON THE FLOOR!

OH NO! I'M ABOUT TO DIE FOR ALL I DID IN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cutting the blue wire.....

I'm dying of death, which is killing me...

Wake up Grandpa!

I'll always be watching. Especially when you're on the toilet.

For the glory of Scotland!

WITNESS ME!!

H-here, drink this M-M-Morty!

I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN!

Please, sir. Just a little off the top.

My name is ASAC Matthew and you can go feth yourself.

Whoa. Watch the language

It's a reference.

Also, last words:

Take a big step back and literally FETH YOUR OWN FACE.

What the hell is going on here?

Whoopsie-daisy!

no, wai!

He's the one you should kill!

PLOT TWIST!

PLOT ARMOUR IS KEY!!!

AND I HAVE NONE!

"Watch me do my Grendel impression." (- Actual FLW of my first guardsman.)

I open the door.

Yes sir, I made sure the artillery was unloaded, sir!

For F**k sake

"GG, please end quickly. Report Enigma"

Rush B guys, I'll entry frag.

I'll be back!

Fire on these coordinates!

That was FUN! Lets do it again!

Zerg rushes are so overrated...

Now, this won't hurt a bit.

Just a little prick... Hey look, it's David Cameron!

Fire in the hole.

Todeh is owah viktoreh! OH FETH! EMPRAH TITAHNZ!

THERE'S A FIRE IN MY NEIGHBOR'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOOSTON!

I paid nine dollars for this?!

I have never sone this before but it looks easy...

How difficult can plasma reactors be to keep cool?

No, you idiot! Don't press that one!

Here's my army! Oh, you play that army...

If it will hold him, it will hold me.