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2015/04/12 19:46:13
Subject: Your last words
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Hmm. That mushroom sure does look tasty.
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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2015/04/12 19:49:17
Subject: Your last words
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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"Hand me that piano!"
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/04/12 19:53:08
Subject: Your last words
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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I wonder what this button does? looks shiny with it's flashing looking so pretty. I'm sure there's no harm if I press it just this once.
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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2015/04/13 03:00:59
Subject: Your last words
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Respawning in 3...
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I'm far too busy to die.
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Wait, let me show you something *puts cigar in mouth and shoots it with lasrifle, being completely unharmed but cigar is now burning. Enemy then does the same thing with a bolt gun but blows their head off.*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/04/13 17:05:13
Subject: Your last words
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Here drink this! This'll put hair on your nuts!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/04/19 16:24:39
Subject: Your last words
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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CHAAAARRGEE!!!
No, wait! I meant my phone! Nooo!!!
Oh, the stabbing!
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2015/04/19 23:39:59
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Standing on a pillar of flame, burning the world, while the universe lies dead at my feet. Then I fall off that pillar and break my neck (I have a terrible balance).
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/04/19 23:41:19
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Nah, I think I should be fine driving 90 mph on a icy mountain raid.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/04/20 11:13:53
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I doubt being shot in the leg alone will be able to kill you...
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/04/20 11:50:45
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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No, unless they're Vulcan Megabolter round!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/20 11:50:59
Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/04/20 11:58:54
Subject: Your last words
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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I wonder what this button does......
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/04/20 17:12:24
Subject: Your last words
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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NO!!!!! JAMESGANG!!!!!! DON'T TOUCH IT!!!!!!!!!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/20 22:12:21
Subject: Your last words
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Nooo! You touched it!
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/04/20 22:13:04
Subject: Your last words
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Wait, JamesGang is about to press the red button? This I gotta see.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2015/04/20 22:56:58
Subject: Your last words
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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And this is what happens when you push the re.......
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/04/20 22:58:37
Subject: Your last words
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The Universe drowns out in red light, all that is left is Terra, then ... .... ... Nothing... ... ... ...
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/04/20 23:02:35
Subject: Your last words
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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SCRAM BRIGADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/04/21 13:33:05
Subject: Your last words
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEITHER CAN JAMESGANG OR ANYONE ELSE I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/22 23:38:15
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Here Mr. shark.... This will taste good....just swim a bit closer....
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/04/23 00:06:20
Subject: Your last words
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Commisars aren't that scary...
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/04/23 16:37:36
Subject: Your last words
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Well, yeah. Your ass does look kind of big in them jeans. Plus, they don't go with the shoes that make your ankles look fat.
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Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
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2015/04/23 17:11:03
Subject: Your last words
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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For the Emprah!
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/04/23 17:42:11
Subject: Your last words
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Huh. well how about that.
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It's only a Raven! I can take it! (Battletech reference)
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2015/04/23 18:48:10
Subject: Your last words
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Oh look, a button. Wonder what it does?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/28 12:04:55
Subject: Your last words
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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No, that but............
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/04/28 12:20:49
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Hey guys, I found this weird looking scaled dog!
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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2015/04/28 13:56:03
Subject: Your last words
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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FIRE!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/28 18:49:26
Subject: Re:Your last words
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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I doubt there's any landmines around here *click*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/04/28 19:53:38
Subject: Your last words
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Why because Machu said I can.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/04/28 21:29:57
Subject: Your last words
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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What is this L-shaped piece of metal supposed to do? Why is there a piece I can push? If I point the round hollow stick part tat my face will it do something? Here goes... BOOM! * Blown to splatters by shotgun*.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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